Yay! People like my story! I'm so happy! Special thankies to my reviewers, Padawan Anika and darth-padme! You two win. uh. :: rummages around the room:: Well, I have two pieces of pineapple pizza. Want it? Tell me in a review!

Oh yeah, I forgoted to do the disclaimer last chapter so here it is!

I do not, despite how hard I wish, own Star Wars. That belongs to The Great Flannelled One. All hail George Lucas!

Now for de story!



"Oh. My. God." The two of us said simultaneously. (A/N: I know a BIG word!)

I rubbed my eyes and looked again; still amazed that Ewan McGregor was in MY room! By the Force I am LUCKY!

Selly merely pointed and said, "Is he real?"

I nodded. What else could I do?!

Finally, I closed my mouth that had been hanging open and walked towards him. I nudged him with my feet. "Obi? Oooooobiiiiii? Obi-Wan Kenobi?"

He was still out.

Selly finally found her vocal cords again and said, "Thas not Obi-Wan, That's Ewan! Of course he won't answer to Obi!"

I glared. "Shows what you know!"

"What do you mean?"

I sighed. "Look at him! He's wearing a tunic and stockings! AND," I pointed at his belt, "He's carrying a light saber!"

"How do you notice these things?" she asked.

I folded my arms across my chest. "It's why I'm the master and you're the apprentice."

"You're a Jedi Master?" A voice said behind me.

I whirled around to see that he had awakened.

He looked at me funny. "Dressed like that?"

I glanced down at my battered jeans and a gray shirt that read, 'Stop reading my shirt.'

"Hey! You're not exactly the model for the fashion industry yourself! You're wearing a dress for Force's sake!" I bantered.

"It's called a tunic. Its what Knights are supposed to wear, so I didn't pick it out myself!" he countered.

"Um. Jackie? This my not exactly be the best person to piss off." Selly interrupted.

"And why not?"

She glanced at the light saber. "He could cut you in half in a nanosecond."

I looked at the light saber, too. "Blasted Jedi!"

Obi-Wan looked at me smugly. "Maybe now you can tell me where I am? And why it's such a mess in here?"

"I just cleaned it right before she came over!" I yelled as Selly started giggling.

"I think he's lost. See, this is another dimension from yours. Where we are, there's no such thing as the Force or the Galactic Republic. Well, there's such a thing but it's all fictional. Or so we are told." She explained.

"Fictional?" he asked, "What do you mean?"

"For a Jedi you're pretty dense." I said, casually walking over to my Star Wars corner to make sure my posters, action figures, books and other collectibles were all hidden under the Sewage Tank that is my room. "We mean that you're merely a character in a story played by an actor. a rather cute actor, but an actor just the same."

"So, you think I'm cute?" he said suddenly.

"WHAT?!"

"You just said that a rather cute actor played me, and if we look exactly the same, you must think that I am cute as well." He smiled as he said this.

"You assume too much." I quoted as Selly laughed her head off.

"C'mon, Jackie! You know that you've been ogling him ever since you saw the movies!" She said.

"And like you don't have the hugest crush on Mace Windu that ever existed." I pointed out.

Obi-Wan looked like someone had clonked him over the head with a speeder. "You like Master Windu?!"

Selly blushed, a very rare event, trust me. "Yeah, and why is that bad."

"Its not, its just.." Obi paused as if too search for the right word. "Odd. Then again, you two both strike me as odd so it shouldn't surprise me as much."

I glared at him.

All was silent for a few minutes until the stench finally got to Obi. "Can we please get out of the toxic waste dump? I foresee my nose falling off if we stay any longer."

"YOU CAN JUST SHUT UP! MY ROOM IS FINE!" I yelled.

Selly giggled. "He does have a point there."

"Traitor." I muttered under my breath as we all left my room. They two didn't see, but I silently shoved what was exerting the massive stench they were talking about. It was only a two-year old piece of pizza. It was an experiment to see how long it would take to waste away without dirt or anything. Surprisingly, it still looked like pizza, minus the green fuzzy stuff coating the top. I think I might be able to sue the Ceaser's pizza place for that. I still think that the bread was made of plastic, that's why it's still looking semi-normal. Hmmmm...



Hey reviewers, still want the alleged pizza? ::stares as they run away, throwing up.:: Hmm. I'll take that as a maybe! Reviewing is always a good thing so let's all be good people and click the little "Submit Review" button right down there!

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