Sorries that I haven't been able to update as soon as I had hoped. I uh. ::pulls out BIG BOOK OF EXCUSES FOR FANFICTION WRITERS:: Ah yes, number 265:

'I'm sorry, I haven't updated in a while, but the Evil computer gnomes blew up my computer.'

Oh yeah, bout my little contest thingie.......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE WINNER IS!

:: Suspenseful drum roll:: VEGESA: SSJ JEDI KNIGHT!

Her muse will also appear in later chapters on account of the fact that I just don't feel like adding another chapter with two new intros!

Disclaimer: Ok, Star Wars was made in like, the late 70s! Was I even capable of writing such masterpieces as that during that time period?! NO! Therefore and henceforth, I DON'T OWN STAR WARS YA BLOOD-SUCKING, DREAM- CRUSHING VULTURE OF A LAWYER!!!!!

*Ahem* On with the story. (Which to be frank is a lil bit long. But what can I say? I was bored during math class!"

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Selly was leading the pilots around the third floor. She pointed to the individual rooms that they were assigned to. When Wes asked which room Jackie's was at and Selly pointed downstairs, he looked sad.

"Why so far away?" he whined.

"Because," she answered with a glare, "I want the two of you separated at ALL times! From all the ravings I think that you two have too much in common for the universe's good."

Before anyone could comment or even laugh at Wes, a loud, piercing scream was heard from the first floor.

"Damn, what did she do now?" Selly asked as she saw the quick-reflexes group run after a nanosecond of hearing the scream.

When the group got downstairs, they saw Jackie standing there, stuttering like a moron, and pointing at the kitchen.

"E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-"

"E? E what?!" Wedge snapped.

The only answer was the repeated E.

"E. mail?"

"Electricity?"

"Easter?"

"English?"

"Evil mind-numbing mutant refrigerators bent on taking over the galaxy, destroying humanity as we know it due to the fact that we pathetic humans are set upon hiding the old smelly fruitcakes our great grand parents have sent us?"

Everyone gave Selly a glare.

"WHAT? It could happen!" she defended.

"Hmmm. wonder why I didn't think of that." Wes mused.

If this were under the anime section and not Movies, I swear that everyone present -minus Selly of course- would have done a very good group face fault right about..... here!

"EWOKS!!!!!!" Jackie suddenly screamed, running behind Wes and clinging onto his arm.

"Yet another reason why Ewoks are cool!" he grinned.

I gave him a quick glare, followed by an even quicker twap to the head. "Exactly what part of THREE-FOOT tall teddy bears with SPEARS that EAT PEOPLE and worship DROIDS do you think is 'cool'?"

"They yub." He replied simply and with a smirk.

"Oy vey!" both Wedge and I said, me adding a slap to the head.

"I will admit that the Kettch thing was funny." I muttered.

Wes beamed and Hobbie glared at me, "You HAD to inflate his ego even more, didn't you?!"

Meanwhile, Selly was confudled, "What's a Kettch?"

"Weeeeell, if you read the Rouge Squadron series, LIKE I TOLD YOU TO A THOUSAND TIMES, then you would know that Lieutenant Kettch is an ongoing prank between Wedge and Wes throughout the creation of the Wraith Squad involving Ewoks."

Selly's face fell, "You mean I have yet ANOTHER prankster to deal with?"

"Another? What do you mean another?" Tycho said, worriedly. The Wraiths looked over at Obi-Wan with a glare.

"What?! No, not me!" he said, backing away.

"No, I'm talking about that demon child over there!" she yelled, pointing at me.

I put on my very best angelic face as Wes looked down at me. "You into practical jokes, too?"

My face turned into a grin, "You could say that."

"SHE'S DOING THE DEMENTED EWOK GRIN!" Corran yelled.

"I thought only Wes could be capable of such evilness!" Hobbie groaned, stepping away from me.

"Force save us all," Tycho and Wedge muttered.

"Well, I HAVE been known to do a few -harmless- pranks in my day.." I admitted.

"HARMLESS?!" Selly yelled, "Harmless?! You call convincing that sub back in 6th grade that the vampires had taken over your body and he was next, harmless?!

******Flashback******

You see an old guy running through the halls of our old Middle School, with a look of sheer terror screaming, "THE VAMPIRES ARE COMING! THEIR HERE!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"

******End Flashback******

"He quit teaching!" she screamed.

"He was mean to us all!" I defended.

"NOT to mention the whole I pledge allegiance to the toupee thing!" she said.

******Flashback******

You see our beloved American Flag and the whole Elementary school saluting it. Then, underneath it, you see our principal's toupee.

******End Flashback******

"It scared me!" I yelled.

"AND the, what? Seven? SEVEN food fights! In Middle School alone! I lost count how many in Elementary and High School!" she yelled.

"Actually, it was only six, seven was in High school." I corrected.

Needles to say, the look on her face at this point was perfectly priceless. It was also too indescribable for me to uh. describe.

"We're stuck here with a female Wes.. great." Tycho mused.

"Jackie, what's wrong?" Obi asked, the only one noticing the look of sheer terror in my eyes and the fact that my face was all scewnched up as if holding in a scream.

"What? What is it?"

I pointed down at my leg, where a little furry creature was poking it with a stick. It wasn't -that- bad, until that is he desided to be 'nice and friendly' and touch it.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, jumping Scooby-Doo style into Wes's arms. "Get it away, get it away, get it away, get it away!" I repeated, burying my head into his shoulder.

"See? I TOLD you all Ewoks were cool!"

Obi-Wan harrumphed and stomped off.

"Awww. poor Obi is jealous." Selly eased.

Lucky for Selly, she got to avoid death and dismemberment again because the Ewoks had started to chant in the kitchen.

"What the hell is that?" I said.

"Wes, you can put her own now. The Ewoks won't hurt her and you know that." Wedge said.

"Oh no! I'm still traumatized by it!" I nodded.

"That's right Wedge! We wouldn't want anything to happen to lovely host, now would we?"

"In fact.. I think I should go upstairs, away from the big furry things.. I'll naturally need a bodyguard..."

"Good idea! I'll go!"

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To continue with our plot, Selly will now have point of view privileges.

*Ahem* We will now continue with our regularly scheduled fic.

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I watched the two run upstairs and was not worried or grossed out at all. After all, I KNEW this was a PG 13 fic and -not- under romance, so by all laws of fan fiction, nothing happened.

After taking all this in for future tormenting, I lead the group to the kitchen to see what was up. When we saw it, all of us were amazed.

Seated on top of the counter was a -very- freaked out teenage girl. She had short blonde hair and blue eyes. Below her, the Ewoks were chanting and bowing down. As soon as she saw me and the pilots she mouthed the words, "Help me!"

"Wedge, what do Ewoks eat?" I asked.

"Food."

I glared, then turned my attention back to the Ewoks as an evil plan worthy of a student of Jackie started to form.

"Hey you fuzzy things! There's food for ya right up those stairs. A girl with brownish hair has it for ya!" I called to them.

At the word food, all the Ewoks gave up their chanting and ran up the stairs. I couldn't help but laugh as I heard the screeching of Jackie above us.

"You can stop cowering, they left." Corran said to the girl, helping her down.

She looked through peeked hands and jumped off. "YAY! They left!" she cheered, and then looked over at Corran. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LIGHTSABER!"

Before anyone could move or even say anything, she darted over and snatched it from Corran's belt, igniting it. "Ooooooo pretty.." She said, staring at the glowing instrument of death.

Insert another anime sweatdrop here.

As Corran moved top take it back, Wedge stopped him. "Hold it. I have a feeling that she is as crazy as her," he pointed upstairs. "Right now, I might be best if she were kept occupied."

He nodded in agreement. "Okay, just as long as she doesn't-"

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" the girl screamed, grabbing her hand and dropping the saber.

Yup. you guessed it folklies! The curiosity had gotten the best of her and poor little guest touched the blade.

"It HUUUUUUUURRRRTS!" she screamed.

"No dip Sherlock!" I said.

"Well, how was -I- supposed to know that?!" she countered.

"It's a friggin LIGHTSABER!" I yelled.

"So?" she blinked.

I threw my hands up in the air, " I give up!"

"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" an ear-piercing scream came from upstairs.

"Oh shit!" I knew that voice. That was Jackie's I'm-so-pissed-so-I'm-gunna- hurt-you-so-bad-that-you'll-wish-you-were-dead-then-after-begging-I'll- grant-you-your-wish voice. I quickly jumped to my feet and did a short bow to everyone.

"Sorry, it's been nice knowing you."

"Vegesa." The blonde informed.

"Yeah, listen Vegesa, its been fun and all, but I gotta go run for my life now, ok? OKAY! BYE!" I said, running past wedge and out the door.

Behind me, I swore I heard someone mutter, "Will the insanity never cease?"

I thought to myself with a grin, 'Phswa! Like -that- would ever happen!' and sped off into the woods, not even looking back at the deranged black belt chasing me.



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Well, there's the chapter! Now, I'm gunna do a lil bit of referring for you guys!

First off, ANYTHING by Kelly Cracken ! She is like, a really good author lady and I don't know WHY people don't read her stories that much BUT I LOVE THEM ALL! Not to mention she usually updates once a day, unlike me! ;- )

Rouge Knight: I have heard that this one's gunna be really long for those of you who like reading long stories. What happens here is that the Wraiths have disappeared and its up to the Rouges and a Rouge Jedi to help save them all!

And then, there's stuff by my new character, Vegesa. I highly HIGHLY recommend reading 'Star Wars Summer School'. What happens is authors on fan fiction go to a school to learn the 'proper way of writing'. Classes taught by the characters of Star Wars and. I'M IN IT!!!! Yays! (Naturally, Wes is taken in that story too so again, LAY OFF, HE'S MINE!!! Thank you and have a nice day.)