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Jam the Jellied Ghost: OK, they get the point; you're stupefied.

Me: .......................

Jam: You'll have to excuse her, she just looked at her review count.

Me: Me. 33. reviews.

Jam: Yeah, yeah. Big deal, other people have more.

Me: SO WHAT?! 33 reviews and we're only on chapter 7?! That's like... nearly 5 per chapter!

Jam: Actually, it's 4.714285714285714285714285714285714285 a review per chapter.

Me: -_-;;

Jam: ^_______________^

Me: You've been hanging around me for too long.

Jam: Actually, I've been trying to ditch you for a while now. You just keep coming back!

Me: ::sniffles:: You-You-YOU DON'T LIKE ME?!

Jam: Nope, I don't. And you're story sucks too.

Me: ::in near tears:: FINE! YOU WRITE THE DANG CHAPTER! I'm gunna go read some fanfics..

Jam: WHAT?! Me? Write? A . a. A CHAPTER?

Me: YES! ::runs away::

Jam: ::looks nervously at all the reviewers tapping their feet:: Uh... heh. Here's the next chapter.. Um. yeah.



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I jumped over the railing only to see that Selly had already gone out the back door. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE- Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. lightsaber!" I said, pouncing on the alleged item and turning it on. For the moment, I was quiet and staring at the purple light emitting from it.

I didn't even notice when a blonde girl walked by me and looked at it odd.

"Its purple." She observed.

"Yeah, so? It's shiny. And glowy. And cooooooooooooooooooooool."

"Only one Jedi has a purple lightsaber."

"Huh?" I took my attention off the coolio item and looked at her, trying to remember A.) If she was right or not; and B.) Who was she?

I remembered the answer to A as it dawned on me what that meant.

"I'll be taking that back now." Mace Windu said, reaching for the glowing saber in my hand.

"No way! Finders keepers! I got plans for disen lightsaber so you can't have it!"

"But its mine."

I merely stuck my tongue out and quickly turned it off and hide it behind my back.

Before he could object or try to get it back, he found a very angry teenager thrown on top of him in a fury of punches and kicks.

I just stared at a moment at one of the 'Greatest Jedi of all Time' getting his ass kicked by what looked to be no more than a 13 year old girl.

"A little help here!" he cried over her screams and sobs. He was currently trying to disengage the girl who was now punching his gut.

"That's definitely going to leave a bruise." I replied as the pilots - ever the heroes - ran forward to help him. With their combined strength, they managed to pull her off of him. However, none could stop the incesent yelling.

"YOU KILLED HIM! YOU KILLED HIM IN FRONT OF HIS OWN SON! I -HATE- YOU!!!!!"

"What is she -talking- about?" Mace-y gasped.

"I'm guessing from her screams that she's either a Jango or Boba Fett fan. Probably both actually. Her precense reminds me of someone. Tis a prescense I have not felt in a long time. Never in fact."

"Wrong universe." The girl said, taking a break from yelling at the Jedi.

"Sorry, with all the Star Wars people I forgot I was still here in the real world." I apologized.

"Its ok. It took me a little bit to figure out if he was Mace or Samuel. But I figure hurting either one would be satisfying."

"You really do remind me of someone. Another author on Fanfiction.net actually." I said, trying to remember who.

"Vegesa: SSJ Jedi Knight." She helped.

"Oh yeah! Hi! I'm Chinow! But for now you can call me Jackie. I'm in your fic, remember?" I asked.

"Oh yeah! You're the one whose dating mmmmph." The last part was muffled do the fact that my hand had been covered over her mouth.

"Ex-nay on the Wes-ay. He's here, eh?"

She nodded and I dropped my hand, then looked around frantically. "Hey, is um. -he- here yet?" she asked.

"Nope, but at the rate things are going, we'll probably have every frickin' character here by chapter 10, er... a couple of days."

"Yay! I'm gonna go torture Mace some more!"

"Go for it." I said.

Fortunately for Mace, and unfortunately for everyone else who wanted to see him get hurt, he had ran off somewhere during our meeting.

"Dangit Where could he have gone?"

I shrugged, then tuned around as timing that seemed a hell of a lot like a fanfic helped move the plot along. Yup, Selly had come back, panting like a dehydrated puppy left in the car for hours. Not that I know what that looks like of course! I was only 7, give me a break! Poor Snuffles..

"Ran.miles...you not.chase me. Why?"

I cocked an eyebrow and turned my head in a confused look. "Oh yeah! I'm mad at you, aren't I?"

She fainted. From either exhaustion or simply my own stupidity, the world will never know. Just like those damn Tootsie Pops. Ever notice how each time you count to see how many licks it is to the center, you either lose track or it changes? IT'S A CONSPERIACY I TELL YOU! A CONSPERIACY!

Ahem, moving on.

Wedge walked over to the unconscious Selly and picked her up, carrying her to the couch.

Just then! Wes, Obi-Wan, and Mace all came down the stairs. I couldn't help but giggle at the fact that Mace was using the younger two as a shield. Most powerful Jedi in the Universe. Heh.

Wes came forward and did a short little mock bow. "With the brilliance of me, and the 'Stun' feature on my blaster, also -slight- help from our Jedi friends-"

"SLIGHT?!"

Wes glared at Obi, then proceeded with his speech. "-I- have managed to seal away the Ewoks in an empty room, ridding them from you and thusly preventing any more outbreaks."

I smiled, completely catching the slightly Hobbie-like tone used at the thought that I wouldn't be clinging onto him any more. From the Ewoks anyways.

Hobbie then cleared his throat.

"Yes? What do you want?" I demanded.

"Um. I'm hungry."

I glared and Hobbie backed up a bit. "You. Want -me- to feed. 16 PEOPLE?!"

Everyone nodded and I sweatdropped.

"Fine, I'll go borrowwithouttheintentonreturning some money from my Mom, then order pizza, ok?"

**THRE HOURS, ONE VERY FREAKED OUT DELIVERY GUY, and one VERY rich Pappa John's restaurant LATER**

"I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove pineapple pizza!" I said, gulfing down another slice.

"How the hell can you eat that much of something so disgusting?" Obi asked, referring to the large empty pizza box sitting in front of me.

"It was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood." I said, grinning.

"And who would have thought there is someone in the Universe who actually LIKES anchovies on their pizza." Selly mused.

It was true, we didn't know what the SW people would like so, we ordered one box of pizza for everything they had. The anchovies pizza had disappeared the fastest. Wedge and Corran (much to my dismay) threw the Ewoks the leftovers. I still say we starve the little beasts. On the side note, according the the two, the Ewoks had been chanting to the 'Almighty Giver of Light." Who knew a lamp could be worshipped?

"We should really go grocery shopping tomorrow." Vegesa said. "As much as I would love eating nothing but pizza for awhile, I need my ice cream and other stuffs."

"Yes, cooking. Jackie with a microwave. Fuuuuuuuuuuuun." Selly muttered.

"Not to mention safe for the environment!" I added.

******Flashback******

*poke poke poke*

"Jacqueline, how is your cake coming out?" the etiquitte teacher asked.

"Um.. Uh." I had the cake shoved back in the oven. "Its um. great."

"Wonder. Remember, you are here to practice your inner femimity. You must be able to cook in order to be a good housewife." She walked off and I gave her the finger.

I then turned back to the oven, only to see something purple oozing out from it. I opened the stove to see a huge purple thing with pink spots.

"Uh-oh." I grabbed the monstasity and looked around. The nearest thing I saw to hide it in was a microwave, so I stuck it in there, not noticing the trails of foil I had attached to it. I also failed to notice the fact that I hit the ON button as I was cleaning up the mess.

Let's all use our imaginations.....

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

******End Flashback******

"No, as bad as it may be, we need to do it Take-out is too expensive."

"Fine, But Wedge is going with you! He seems responsible enough to control you in public."

"HA! No one can control me! What? Why are you all staring at me? STOP IT!"

Selly sighed. "You should also pick up a few clothes for them."

"Alright, alright. Tomorrow, I walk to the rental store, pick up a van, take whoever wants to come to Wal-Mart and buy supplies, OK? So who else is going?" I asked.

"I am!" Wes said, raising his hand.

"Me, too." Vegesa piped in.

"Then I'm staying." Mace said.

"On second thought, I'll go."

"I changed my mind, I'll go, too."

"Then, I'll stay."

"Me too."

"Then I'll go."

"I feel the sudden urge to shop."

"In that case, I'll stay here and help out."

"I now feel helpful."

"Then you don't need two people to stay and help out, I'll go with Jackie."

"I need to get out more, I'll come, too."

"I should stay."

"I should stay here too, keep you guys company."

"STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

"My my my. Whatever do you mean, Mace dearest?" Vegesa said in fake sweetness.

"Enough. Vegesa, you come. I need another hyper person with me to pick out the best sugar,"

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. Suuuuuugar."

"NO! No sugar-y products." Selly said.

"Too bad. I'm going you're not. Noting you can do about it, so there!" I stuck my tongue out at her.

She sighed. "Fine. Pilots and Vegesa go with Jackie. Jedis and I'll stay here."

"Great, now if you'll excuse me, its late and I need my Internet time. I'll see you all in the afternoon." I said, standing up.

"Don't you mean the morning?" Obi asked.

"What kind of sick psyhcopath actually wakes up before noon on their own accord?" I asked.

One by one, everyone's hand was raised.

"Ya'll are weird." I said, humming the words to the Hamster Dance as I went into my room.

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Me: Well, that sucked. Hardly worth the two weeks it took to get out.

Jam: Shut up, I'm not the author-lady you are.

Me: Well, now you see how hard it is to write a fanfic! :-P

Jam: I hate you.

Me: Feelings mutual dear!

Jam: Don't call me dear.

Me: Whatever.

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