Me: Since I am sooooooooooooooooooooo nice-

Jam: ::scoffs::

Me: And I love you all sooooooooooooooooooooo much-

Jam: ::gags::

Me: And I was sooooooooooooooooooooo touched by all my reviews-

Jam: And you were sooooooooooooooooooooo bored.

Me: ::punches Jam the ex-Jellied Ghost:: I have decided to write the next chapter already! Don't ya'll love me? This is also in apology for making ya'll wait two weeks. Heh.

Jam: DON'T READ THE STORY IT SUCKS!

Me: SHUT UP YOU DOLT! You're a bad muse!

Jam:: looks proud::

Me: Grrrrrrrrrrr..

Jam: ::looks scared::

Me: To quote the great Hiro, "Omae o koroso!!!!!" ::chases after Jam with a hair curler, screaming battle cries::

Jam: ::runs away. Runs far away. Runs far away very quickly::

Me: ::stops and turns back to the reviewers:: I'm bored, so here's question- and-answer the reviewers.

To Vegesa: Thanks, ya liked it! It's hard to put in another character that I don't know that well. But I figure, insanity = fun so I made you insane. Was I right?

To Lightbulby: I am psychic. ::twilight zone music:: Yes, I know what you are thinking. HEY! You in the back! WHADDYA MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORY SO FAR?! COME BACK HERE!!!!

*Ahem* To Asrien: I'm getting to the Ewoks, just hold on, ya big baby! For those curious, the next chapter will be dedicated to the Ewoks. ::shudders:: It will be up by Friday, if all goes well.

To Aurie: Sith Lord coming, be patient. And I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE! I will be inserting quotes from that!

**NOTE** The following link to to an EXTREMELY funny SW movie that you may want to watch. I can't download it right now, so I'm going from memory about a couple months ago. YOU STILL SHOULD WATCH IT!! IT'S HILARIOUS!

http://download.theforce.net/theater/tpm/Tpm.html

Now, ONTO THE STORY!!!!

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"Okay, so who's got cash?" I asked the group.

"Cash?" The pilots questioned.

I sighed. "Yeah, cash, money, de nero, d'argent, moula, bills, coins, the green, currency, cold hard cash, credits, whatever! The junk that makes the world go round that is very hard to come by."

"Oh, don't worry. I'll handle it." Wedge said.

((**wink wink foreshadow.**))

I raised an eyebrow. "Alrighty then. Everyone hop in da Not-so coolio Mini- Van and we'll be off!"

Order: Me- Driving Vegesa- Shot Gun Wedge and Tycho- Back Seat Wes and Hobbie- Back Back Seat Corran- Far back seat cos no one likes him

"Hm.. I'm bored!" I mused.

"Let's sing a song!" Vegesa suggested.

"Force no!" called the Back Seat

"! Million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around." the two of us sang anyway.

"999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!!" Wes and Hobbie joined in from the Back Back Seat.

"Lead, we're surrounded!" Tycho screamed.

"Take evasive action!" Wedge yelled through the chaos.

"Meaning?"

"CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!"

"To what?"

"Anything will distract those two nimrods."

"Which two, the Earthlings or Wes and Hobbie?"

Wedge sat there and pondered. "Both actually."

Tycho nodded.

"999,999,994 bottles of beer on the wall!"

I yawned in the middle of it and stopped.

"What's wrong Jackie?" Wes asked. "Why you no sing?"

"It gets boring after awhile."

"Oh."

"Hey, what's everyone's favorite lightsaber color?" Vegesa asked randomly.

I slammed my foot on the brakes and everyone lurched forwards.

"WHAT THE SITH WAS THAT FOR?!" Corran yelled, now in the front seat with us. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Shoulda been wearing his seat belt!

I turned and looked Vegesa straight in the eye. "Lightsaber colors lead to evil."

She merely blinked so I sighed and explained my self in a Yoda-y voice. "Light saber colors lead to stupidity. Stupidity leads to redundancy. Redundancy leads Internet discussions. Internet discussions lead to anger. Anger leads to Flame Wars. Flame Wars lead to administrators barging in on fun. Administrators lead to suffering. And suffering leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. Anger leads to Trouble with a capital T which rhymes with P and that stands for Peru! And Peru.. Is evil."

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

I started up the car.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

And then, I proceeded on our merry little way to Wal-Mart.

And guess what?! I ONLY HIT 8 PEOPLE! Damn old lady, should learn to get a car. Oh wait, I mean.. Another car. Besides the scrap of metal she was in that no way resembles a car. WHAT?! She's rich, she can get another one! Right?

Heh. SCENE CHANGE!!!



Selly was bored. Selly was channel flipping. Selly was extremely bored. Selly felt like talking in third person. Selly says to fuck off if you don't like it. Selly get mad when Selly get bored.

****JUST THEN!*****

Mace walked in the room and sat down on the couch. He watched as Selly flipped the channel every .784 seconds. Sad thing is.. We actually timed that once. We have no life, eh? BACK TO THE FANFIC!!

Selly looked up at Mace and grinned. Mace looked rather. scared.

"MACE-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she cried, throwing herself upon him.

"ACK! KENOBI! SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!"

Obi-Wan rushed down the stairs only to see that a female teenager had once again, attacked Mace.

"Jeez Master, you sure do have a way with the ladies." He sniggered.

"Ha. Ha. Just get me loose!" he cried, pointing to the young'in now attached to his leg.

Right as Obi-Wan sighed and took a step forward, Selly abruptly stood up and walked off.

"What the." Mace started.

"You learn not to ask Master Windu." Obi-Wan interrupted. He then picked up the disregaurded Clicky-Click and began channel-flipping.

Mace, still stupefied sat down as well. When in doubt, act stupefied.





I screeched to a stop, spinning the mini-van and somehow managing to park in a parking spot. KUDOS FOR ME!

"Ok. Here's the thing. For those of you who haven't been in a Super Wal- Mart before, we need to split up and cover more ground. Our mission should you choose to accept it, actually you have no choice in the matter, is to retrieve clothes and food. Rouge Three and Four, you both have Clothing duty. Nine, Two and Lead will assist in regular food shopping. Just grab anything that looks edible. The Terrans will search and detain all sugar and snack foods. Now LETS MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"

I grinned as the whole group spread out to their designated areas. "I love the military..."

With that, I grabbed a cart and sped on my merry little way to the frozen foods isle.







Sorry for it being late guys! I'll get the next chappy up sooner, I PROMISE!!!!

::holds and sways pocket watch:: You WILL review... You WILL review.. You WILL review.. You WILL- ah fuck it, I dropped the watch! Uh. I mean..

Heh.

HAVE A DAY!