SERIOUSLY sorry about the wait for this, ok? Trust me, I had a LOT of first (and second and third and fourth and fifth, etc.) drafts, but I wanted this to actually be worth it! Gomen Nasi my dear reviewers! GOMEN NASI!

Jam: No one understands you when you speak in Japanese except other freaks.

GRRR to you! You are a BAD muse!

Jam: So?

Alright! THAT'S IT! Jam is officially banned as my muse.

Jam: You can't ban me unless we kill each other.

Ok then, I'll just get more muses. Hm.. Who would be a nice muse for me?

Wes!Clone: Hiya there, Chin.

*.*

Wes: ::grin::

Jam: ::rolls eyes::

You. you... you..

Wes: Heard you were looking for a muse.

::nods slowly::

Wes: ::grin:: Well, I'm here for inspiration. But! If you don't write a lot, I'll be forced to leave.

::eyes go wide::

START THE FRICKING CHAPTER ALREADY! WES MUST NOT LEAVE!

(PS: Omake is like an insertion thing. An Intermission from the ACTUAL fic) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" A mysterious mystical figure screams. "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Mysterious Mystical Figure gets hit by a semi.

Back to the Omake...

Squiggy was in the land of the gods. Yup, the Almighty Giver of Light, The Holy Pond of Fresh Water, and the Clear Cylinder of Lemony-Freshness. To witness such gods was seen as a blessing to the other 11 Ewoks.... But Squiggy WAS BORED!

So, Squiggy climbed out a window and ran away.

"Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yu- "

Squiggy was hit by a semi.



Quiggy was in the land of the gods. Yup, the Almighty Giver of Light, The Holy Pond of Fresh Water, and the Clear Cylinder of Lemony-Freshness. To witness such gods was seen as a blessing to the other 10 Ewoks.... But Quiggy WAS BORED!

So, Quiggy climbed out a window and ran away.

"Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yu- "

Quiggy was hit by a semi.



Nicket was in the land of the gods. Yup, the Almighty Giver of Light, The Holy Pond of Fresh Water, and the Clear Cylinder of Lemony-Freshness. To witness such gods was seen as a blessing to the other 9 Ewoks.... But Nicket WAS BORED!

So, Nicket climbed out a window and ran away.

"Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yu- "

Nicket was hit by a semi.



Fiddle was in the land of the gods. Yup, the Almighty Giver of Light, The Holy Pond of Fresh Water, and the Clear Cylinder of Lemony-Freshness. To witness such gods was seen as a blessing to the other 8 Ewoks.... But Fiddle WAS BORED!

So, Fiddle climbed out a window and ran away.

"Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yu- "

Fiddle was hit by a semi.



Joe was in the land of the gods. Yup, the Almighty Giver of Light, The Holy Pond of Fresh Water, and the Clear Cylinder of Lemony-Freshness. To witness such gods was seen as a blessing to the other 7 Ewoks.... But Joe WAS BORED!

So, Joe climbed out a window and ran away.

"Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yub nub! Nub yub! Yu- "

Joe was hit by a semi.



A semi was driving along, doing nothing. He only hit 6 things today. Wow..

*OTHER WORLD*

There, in the "People from the Southern USA who have been ran over by Semis Section,' sat a Mysterious Mystical Figure (MMF for now) and 5 Ewoks.

The Ewoks were playing tag.

The MMF was sitting there. Looking all mysterious, and mystical. Hmmmm.. Imagine that.

King Kalesusoake IIVXIIL sat there... twitching.

King Kalesusoake IIVXIIL was in charge of directing the "People from the Southern USA who have been ran over by Semis Section' to Other World. Only there was one problem.

King Kalesusoake had an irrational fear.

[b] DUN DUN DUN! [/b]

Of MYSTERIOUS MYSTICAL FIGURES! They were just so mysterious.. And mystical. in their figure-y sort of way.

Because of King Kalesusoake IIVXIIL's irrational fear, the Ewoks and MMF were all sent back to Earth.

[b] PLOP! [/b]

Squiggy stepped up and muttered. "Awww.. We were having such fun too."

MMF stood there, mysteriously. Oh, and mystically too. We CAN'T forget the mystical-ness part of a MMF.

Joe blinked his EVIL Ewok eyes.

Quiggy felt the sudden undying urge to tip Nicket over.

"GACK!" Nicket struggled and struggled, but as hard as he might, he couldn't stand back up.

MMF smirked. ~Cow tipping was fun. Ewok trippingly be even better, I'll bet.~

And thusly MMF tipped the other 4 Ewoks over and watched as they squirmed around, trying to get bck up again.

MMF laughed and laughed. Silently of course for noise usually cuts back on the MMF-ness of a MMF.

"Wet us go!" Fiddle cried.

"Why?" MMF asked.

"Uh."

"How about this evil three feet tall teddy bears that eat people, I will let you free-"

"YAY!"

".IF you answer my question."

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

"Ok. If you take a cow and put it in a blender. Then, add water, send it to the sun, and feed it grass. After that, you take the grass, add a dash of 'Pete and Pete', mix in soup, and stir in 3 drops of a witch's eye juice and put THAT in a blender with amount that Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... THEN HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?! [b] AND WHEN THE BLODDY HELL WOULD THE WOODCHUCK CHUCK WOOD AT A PASSING DEER?![/b] "

Joe blinked his EVIL Ewok eyes.

"A butterfly can taste through its feet." Nicket said after awhile.

"Ok. You can go." With that, the MMF blinked, set the Ewoks upright and WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHED away forever. Or so we think..

[b] DUN DUN DUN! [/b]

Then, Squiggy, Quiggy, Fiddle, Nicket, and Joe went back not so merrily to their room. And the other Ewoks never noticed they were gone because Ewoks are like that.

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Jam: You HAD to giver her Pepsi Blue, didn't you?

Wes: ::grin::

::sighs dreamily::

Wes: I'm a good muse!

Yup, much better than Jam ever was.

Jam: ::grumbles, mumbles::

::smirk:: Jam. you aren't JEALOUS are you?

Jam ::nervously:: What? Me jealous? OF WHAT?!

Never mind. Anyways, The people to guess what the three Gods were at the beginning of the story, get a FULL CAMEO or more if I want to in my story. Yup. Just say what you think they are and give me a short lil bio as well. You will be mentioned if ya get it right. Also, more than one person can win. ::wink::

AND! I have a poll via Reviews. Anyone EKLSE think that Jam is jealous of my new muse?

Wes: ::snerk and lays his head on my shoulder::

::BLUSH::

Jam: Grumble:: Review if ya wanna. I don't really care any more....

I DO! REVIEW! PWEEZ! ::throws out choccy:: ^________________^

SEE YA LATERZ!