DISCAIMER: THE BABIES AND STUFF. WARNING: VIOLENCE!

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The airship rocked some with the cold gusty wind blowing into them. Gippal didn't care about the ship's condition, he just wanted to get to his wife. He had a feeling that something was wrong.

"You pervert! Don't touch me!" Rikku shrieked out in the cave as hot tears escaped the corners of her eyes.
"Now don't struggle too much or I'll make this even more unpleasant for you." Ogata said with a dirty smirk.
"Don't hurt my baby!" she whimpered out.
"Then behave sweets." He said as he removed his hand from her.
"It'll be a bit longer til the kid will come out." He said as he closed the door of the cage and reclined against the rock.

In no time Gippal was near the Hot Springs, the only real place where they could land. Soon enough Cid came with Braska, Jhect, and Auron in tow.

"What's the current situation?" Gippal asked Cid with a worried look.

"Uh well we got word that Rikku's gone into labor. A messenger fiend thing informed the Ronso who told us." Cid said before pulling out a map.
"Uh well Gippal if you don't mind me asking. What the hell is that THING behind you?" Jhect spat out, pointing a finger at Mrs. Q.
"This is Mrs. Q, the nanny/midwife that Yuna hired for us." He said.
"Nice to meet you." Mrs. Q said as she extended her flipper.
"My daughter hired this?" Braska said in shocked amazement.
"Yeah it looks like a Guado." Auron said.
"It looks more like a shoopuff squished." Cid grunted out.
"It looks like a Hypello." Jhect said.
"Well you're close. Mrs. Q here is a Hypello and Guado." Gippal said impatiently.
"Yes I am." Mrs. Q said with a smile.
"Well now that we got the guessing game over, don't you think we should go rescue my wife and unborn child?" Gippal practically growled out annoyed at everyone's curiosity with Mrs. Q.
They were finally able to treck up the snowy mountain for the spot where Rikku was supposedly hidden.

Screaming again, Rikku took deep breaths, trying to control the pain. It was so hard, and she felt so alone. No one was here yet and her child was coming. She didn't want to die in here with this creep.
"Please help me somebody." She screamed out, tears of fear and pain streaming down her tan face, while her shoulders convulsed with the force of her sobs.
"Shut up Princess, or I might just kill you now!" Ogata said.
"I don't care anymore, kill me now, then at least I could be free of this pain and the sight of you." She hissed out before closing her eyes as another contraction hit her dead on.

Outside of the cave, Gippal and the gang were gasping out for air, but at their altitude it was hard to have clear oxygen to breath. Gippal snapped his head up when he heard Rikku scream out in pain.
"She's in there." Gippal said he led them to the mouth of the cavern.

"Let me go first." Cid said.
"You better let my little girl go!" Cid yelled at the young man.
"Well if it isn't Cid, ruler of the Ah Bhed. Seems you've come for your princess. Well now that you've come I can kill you both." Ogata said as he walked over to Cid.
Mrs. Q watched quietly and slipped into the shadows. She knew that she needed to help this girl. She swiftly slid through the shadows, unseen and approached the cage where the young Rikku was.

"Psst...psst." Mrs.Q said.
"Wha? Oh, who are you?" Rikku asked, unable to see due to the sweat that had dripped into her eyes.
"I'm Mrs. Q! I'm going to help you now dear." She said as she took her Guado like claw and picked the lock. Once she got in she untied the girl and then examined her.
"You're ready to push now my dear. Now do everything I say, but try not to scream, or you'll draw attention towards you and then everyone here will be in even more danger." Mrs. Q said sternly. Rikku nodded and followed the rest of her instructions.
Outside Gippal and the others could tell that Cid was having some trouble.
"Well I can see that Mrs.Q went to Rikku. We need to figure a way that we can help!" Gippal said.
"I need to get to Rikku. I can use my magic to relieve some pain of hers and the baby might need some healing." Braska said. He wasn't one for fighting and preferred to help heal then hurt.
"Well then I'll guard the cage and make sure no one enters." Jhect said.
"NO! Let Gippal do that so if the child is born at least he can be by Rikku." Auron said.
"Fine." A pissed Jhect said.
"Jhect since you're being a pain, you get to stand at the door of the cave an make sure that the man doesn't get out." Auron said before they all headed inside prepared to do their job.
"You stop right there!" Auron said as he drew his sword. "Oh more dick shit to kill." Ogata said with an evil yellow glint in his eyes.
"Well no you my boy are the dick shit!" Cid said as he charged for the boy. Unfortunately Cid was so old he wasn't fast enough to dodge Ogata's knife and got his harm sliced before being shoved to the wall.
"Well then it's us two now." Auron said as his eyes darkened with determination.
The two men fought as Mrs.Q and Braska helped Rikku with the process. Mrs. Q was getting a little pissed now with that Ogata man, but continued to help out.
"Sir Braska, now on this last push the baby should come out, I'm going to hand it to you to clean off. I need to do something with her afterbirth so take care of her." Mrs.Q said before she pulled out a pair of razor chopsticks.
Rikku pushed with the rest of her strength and got the kid out. She then felt goo coming out of her and realized that must've been the afterbirth. She saw Mrs. Q put her lethal chopsticks in her mouth before grabbing the goo and running towards Ogata.
"You evil bastard!" she said as clearly as she could with the sticks in her mouth. Everyone froze and watched as she chucked the afterbirth at Ogata. (~7lbs of it to be exact. Truly that's a/b how much there is I think.~) It hit the man smack in the face and knocked him down to the cavern floor. Then everyone watched in amazement and horror as Mrs. Q took her sticks and shoved her chopsticks at his crotch. The first went directly down into his balls and the other kind of up his ass. The fellow screamed out in pain pleading for it to stop. But Mrs.Q didn't stop at all for the sap and twisted them to cause more pain. The man passed out soon after she began to move them around.
"Well he'll be out for awhile and the authorities can take care of it. Now let fix this old guy up as the baby gets cleaned." Mrs.Q said simply as she wiped her chopsticks clean.

Gippal walked in and watched Braska heal her wounds and then saw her eyes flutter open.
"Is it over?" she asked before noticing the baby.
"It's a boy Rikku." Braska said with a smile as he wrapped the child up in a blanket that Mrs.Q had brought.
Gippal sat down beside his love and watched as the baby was handed over to his wife.
"What are we going to name it?" He asked Rikku as she looked at the beautiful child looking up at her with green eyes just like hers.
"Yuuhi Omi." Was all she said before her tears of happiness began to fall out.
"I like it." Gippal said as he looked at his son who resembled them both so remarkably.

A/N: okay only what three more chapters left. The last three chapters will the sort of a prelude to the sequel to this fic. I'm still trying to figure out how to title it. Oh and to inform you guys, I have know clue how I came up with combining a Guado and a Hypello. I looked at the Real Mrs.Q from Ceres and then looked at characters from FFX-2 and thought well that's sorta like Mrs.Q and it'd be funny too. Well yeah, and I named it Yuuhi because I wanted to and just cuz it'd be funny. I'm going to have it be a funny sequel with the kids. I'm sorry for not updating the other chapter sooner, it's just you should know that Fanfiction's server and login system is screwed up. Well yeah enjoy it and wait for the other one. Review so that I might ~cough cough~ update sooner.

Teri Baumer