Well, ANYWAYS Jam is still intoxicated
(We're still trying to figure out HOW that happened tho) so I made Wes watch him.
::Sniffle:: I MISS MY MUSES!
Oh well, HERES THE STORY/FIC/THING/CHAPTER/ELMO!
Ok, maybe not elmo.
I don't own Star Wars or coca Cola
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Selly was bored in the house again. All she wanted to do was sleep, but Jackie DID give
her an assignment. Only, Jackie forgot to mention that Mace didn't HAVE his lightasber
on him. I guess Jackie must have gotten it already. But glomping Mace, even without
stealing his lightsaber, WAS fun if not successful.
Hmmmm there's always Obi... yes that's right. Vegesa has Corran's, Jackie has Mace's.
That means that Oni-Wan SHOULD still have his. Heh.
Selly got up and looked over the stairs to see Obi-Wan standing there, looking outside
window all solemn like. 'Perfect.' she thought, climbing over the railing. "He won't
suspect a thing. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA"
"Um.... Selly right?"
Selly looked down. DAMN she said that last part a loud.
"Just WHAT are you- never mind. I forgot that its usually best NOT to ask whatever
weird thing you seem to come up with."
'Uh-oh. HE SUSPECTS!' "Heh. Look! Its a birdie!" she said randomly. 'good thing I
alway say random things like that. This way, people might believe that that was what I
was actualy doing.'
Obi-Wan ighed, rolled his eyes and walked off, leaving a mad Selly in his wake.
"JEEZ! Cant he jut DROP the saber?!" she muttered, climbing back over the railing.
When she safetly reached the other side, she looked down only to see the object of her
chasing.... THE LIGHTSABER!!!!
"Yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyes!!" she said, ambling down the stairs and picking it up.
Selly was JUST about to do her victory dance when Obi came back. He saw the lightsaber
in her posesstion.
"Oh, thanks, I thought I dropped it." He then took it from her and noticed the ever
classic "You've got to be shittin me!" look on Selly's face. He then remembered that she
was a very random person and decided not to comment.
"CURSE YOU SNACKS!!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Obi blinked at her sudden outburst and ran away, hoping the insanity wasn't contagious.
Meanwhile at the evil lair.......
"I have three in my posesstion... yes it is all going exactly to my plan... KuKuKuKuKuKu"
The owl fluttered by the window and rolled its eyes. "Master is chuckling evily again..
aww jeez, why do I even work for the guy???"
As soon as those words left the owl's beak, a handful of owl seeds were thrown at him.
"Eat, yes eat my evil Second-in-Command. For the hour is upon us!!! NOW WILL SOMEBODY
BRING ME MY CHOCCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Meanwhile Claire!Clone wsas dragging an unconcious Vegesa around the underness of Wal-Mart.
However, she didn't really expect the unexpected rescue in the form of something unexpected.
Yes, something VERY unexpected, something almost.... random. Except not so because it has a
relevence to something. Therefore its ALMOST random, but not quite.
The Claire!Clone was now unconcious and Vegesa regained conciousness right as Claire gained
UNconciousness because this is a fic and its all conviently timed like that.
Vegesa looked up and LOW AND BEHOLD there stood her rescuerer.
"It is I, the mightly bottle to which you owe your freedom and your life."
"What the Hell?? I DON'T OWE MY FREEDOM AND MYY LIFE TO A BOTTLE OF COCA COLA!! PLEASE tell
me that's just a costume!"
The Coke Bottle blinked, how I don't know, prolly the same way a owl can talk. It IS an AU
after all! Anyway, the Coke bottle blinked and then asked in a hurt voice. "So you won't
save me from HER?"
"Who's HER?"
"The evil Pepsi Lady, she and Pepsi are after me, THEY'RE AFTER ME I TELL YA!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegesa blinked and watched as the Coke bottle went insane and ran around blindly. The
running around blindly,. she could understand, since he had no eyes, but the screaming part
was just a lil too X-Files for her taste so she kicked the Coke bottle and sent it careening
throw the wall. When she looked through the wal, she saw Wes and Hobbie all tied up with gags
in their mouths.
"Wow, that Coke Botle proved useful on TWO occaisions. Maybe I should be nicer to it." she
thought about it for two seconds then said, "Nah!" and jumped on the bottle, shattering it.
Back at the evil lair.....
Nothing was happening. Well, nothing interesting, there was a lotta breathing going on tho. But
wait....
LOOK SOMETHINGS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! I think! Um..... YEAH hold on....
Our evil villian blinked.
Meanwhile in a Random Spot in Wal-Mart, the soul survivor of BOTH Death Star Runs and the Liborator
of Coruscant, the Man who was in Corellian Security for years and years, and an ex-Lukaskyania [1]
captive were running. Now, you would epect these brave brave Rogues who have faced the evilest of
all evil in their galaxy to be running from something, well evil. Well, they were. Possibly the
scariest thing in the world..... Hormonal FanGirls.
"WEDGE WE LOVE YOU!!!!"
"MARRY ME TYCHO!!!!"
"CORRAN FOREVER!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The three screamed.
Behind them, about 100 or so insane females were following them, surprisingly able to keep up, they
had been running for nearly an hour now. All them were stupid though. They had no plan. But there
was one girl, who had a plan. Yesh, a plan. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA_ Ooops, the author ain't
supposed to laugh like a maniac.
ANYWAYS, this one girl was LadyRouge. She was in yet another Conviently hidden Partially Locked Door
that was ever so frequent in Wal-Mart these days. When LR saw the trio run by, she hissed at them.
"Hey, you, yeah you three morons. In here."
The three looked at one another before going in the door. After LR shut the door, the three collapsed.
"Wow, those girls are insane, huh?" she asked.
"You have NO idea. By the way, thanks." Wedge answered as soon as he could talk.
"Hmmm.... I bet they're looking for you now." She risked a peak out and sure enough, they could all
hear the panicking screams of the fangirls who lost their prey.
LR smirked evily.
"You... you.. You wouldnt throw us back out there.... would you??" Corran asked in terror.
"No... no of course not." she said.
The three sighed in relief.
"IF.."
The six eyes widened.
"Well, heres the thing. You give me something in return and I'll give you safe passage out of here."
"What do you want?" Tycho asked skeptically.
LR grinnned impishly. "Oh.... nothing REALLY...."
Meanwhile, at the evil lair:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" our evil
villian yelled running around. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL VILLIAN WITHOUT ANY CHOCCY???"
The owl blinked and turned its head upside down because owls do that and its coooooooooooooool.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::sigh:: I miss my muses.... they aren't here,... I'LL GET SOME NEW MUSES!!! ::grin evilly::
Darth Maul: WHAT THE HELL??????
Hiya Darth-y!!
Hiei: ::blink::
Hiya Hiei-y!
Darth Maul and Hiei: ...................
-_-; Great, I get my two of mym favorite characters, but one problem, THEY NEVER TALK!!!!
Hiei: Mmmf mmf mmmmmmf!!
((Translation: We could talk if you'd get the gags out of our mouths!)
^__^; Heh, Oh yeah... Naw, I like ya'll better this way. ::smirk::
Darth Maul and Hiei: O___O
What is in a name, would a review by any other name still be so helpful to one's ego??
HELL YEAH BABY!!
(We're still trying to figure out HOW that happened tho) so I made Wes watch him.
::Sniffle:: I MISS MY MUSES!
Oh well, HERES THE STORY/FIC/THING/CHAPTER/ELMO!
Ok, maybe not elmo.
I don't own Star Wars or coca Cola
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Selly was bored in the house again. All she wanted to do was sleep, but Jackie DID give
her an assignment. Only, Jackie forgot to mention that Mace didn't HAVE his lightasber
on him. I guess Jackie must have gotten it already. But glomping Mace, even without
stealing his lightsaber, WAS fun if not successful.
Hmmmm there's always Obi... yes that's right. Vegesa has Corran's, Jackie has Mace's.
That means that Oni-Wan SHOULD still have his. Heh.
Selly got up and looked over the stairs to see Obi-Wan standing there, looking outside
window all solemn like. 'Perfect.' she thought, climbing over the railing. "He won't
suspect a thing. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA"
"Um.... Selly right?"
Selly looked down. DAMN she said that last part a loud.
"Just WHAT are you- never mind. I forgot that its usually best NOT to ask whatever
weird thing you seem to come up with."
'Uh-oh. HE SUSPECTS!' "Heh. Look! Its a birdie!" she said randomly. 'good thing I
alway say random things like that. This way, people might believe that that was what I
was actualy doing.'
Obi-Wan ighed, rolled his eyes and walked off, leaving a mad Selly in his wake.
"JEEZ! Cant he jut DROP the saber?!" she muttered, climbing back over the railing.
When she safetly reached the other side, she looked down only to see the object of her
chasing.... THE LIGHTSABER!!!!
"Yes yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyes!!" she said, ambling down the stairs and picking it up.
Selly was JUST about to do her victory dance when Obi came back. He saw the lightsaber
in her posesstion.
"Oh, thanks, I thought I dropped it." He then took it from her and noticed the ever
classic "You've got to be shittin me!" look on Selly's face. He then remembered that she
was a very random person and decided not to comment.
"CURSE YOU SNACKS!!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Obi blinked at her sudden outburst and ran away, hoping the insanity wasn't contagious.
Meanwhile at the evil lair.......
"I have three in my posesstion... yes it is all going exactly to my plan... KuKuKuKuKuKu"
The owl fluttered by the window and rolled its eyes. "Master is chuckling evily again..
aww jeez, why do I even work for the guy???"
As soon as those words left the owl's beak, a handful of owl seeds were thrown at him.
"Eat, yes eat my evil Second-in-Command. For the hour is upon us!!! NOW WILL SOMEBODY
BRING ME MY CHOCCY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Meanwhile Claire!Clone wsas dragging an unconcious Vegesa around the underness of Wal-Mart.
However, she didn't really expect the unexpected rescue in the form of something unexpected.
Yes, something VERY unexpected, something almost.... random. Except not so because it has a
relevence to something. Therefore its ALMOST random, but not quite.
The Claire!Clone was now unconcious and Vegesa regained conciousness right as Claire gained
UNconciousness because this is a fic and its all conviently timed like that.
Vegesa looked up and LOW AND BEHOLD there stood her rescuerer.
"It is I, the mightly bottle to which you owe your freedom and your life."
"What the Hell?? I DON'T OWE MY FREEDOM AND MYY LIFE TO A BOTTLE OF COCA COLA!! PLEASE tell
me that's just a costume!"
The Coke Bottle blinked, how I don't know, prolly the same way a owl can talk. It IS an AU
after all! Anyway, the Coke bottle blinked and then asked in a hurt voice. "So you won't
save me from HER?"
"Who's HER?"
"The evil Pepsi Lady, she and Pepsi are after me, THEY'RE AFTER ME I TELL YA!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegesa blinked and watched as the Coke bottle went insane and ran around blindly. The
running around blindly,. she could understand, since he had no eyes, but the screaming part
was just a lil too X-Files for her taste so she kicked the Coke bottle and sent it careening
throw the wall. When she looked through the wal, she saw Wes and Hobbie all tied up with gags
in their mouths.
"Wow, that Coke Botle proved useful on TWO occaisions. Maybe I should be nicer to it." she
thought about it for two seconds then said, "Nah!" and jumped on the bottle, shattering it.
Back at the evil lair.....
Nothing was happening. Well, nothing interesting, there was a lotta breathing going on tho. But
wait....
LOOK SOMETHINGS ABOUT TO HAPPEN! I think! Um..... YEAH hold on....
Our evil villian blinked.
Meanwhile in a Random Spot in Wal-Mart, the soul survivor of BOTH Death Star Runs and the Liborator
of Coruscant, the Man who was in Corellian Security for years and years, and an ex-Lukaskyania [1]
captive were running. Now, you would epect these brave brave Rogues who have faced the evilest of
all evil in their galaxy to be running from something, well evil. Well, they were. Possibly the
scariest thing in the world..... Hormonal FanGirls.
"WEDGE WE LOVE YOU!!!!"
"MARRY ME TYCHO!!!!"
"CORRAN FOREVER!!!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The three screamed.
Behind them, about 100 or so insane females were following them, surprisingly able to keep up, they
had been running for nearly an hour now. All them were stupid though. They had no plan. But there
was one girl, who had a plan. Yesh, a plan. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA_ Ooops, the author ain't
supposed to laugh like a maniac.
ANYWAYS, this one girl was LadyRouge. She was in yet another Conviently hidden Partially Locked Door
that was ever so frequent in Wal-Mart these days. When LR saw the trio run by, she hissed at them.
"Hey, you, yeah you three morons. In here."
The three looked at one another before going in the door. After LR shut the door, the three collapsed.
"Wow, those girls are insane, huh?" she asked.
"You have NO idea. By the way, thanks." Wedge answered as soon as he could talk.
"Hmmm.... I bet they're looking for you now." She risked a peak out and sure enough, they could all
hear the panicking screams of the fangirls who lost their prey.
LR smirked evily.
"You... you.. You wouldnt throw us back out there.... would you??" Corran asked in terror.
"No... no of course not." she said.
The three sighed in relief.
"IF.."
The six eyes widened.
"Well, heres the thing. You give me something in return and I'll give you safe passage out of here."
"What do you want?" Tycho asked skeptically.
LR grinnned impishly. "Oh.... nothing REALLY...."
Meanwhile, at the evil lair:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" our evil
villian yelled running around. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL VILLIAN WITHOUT ANY CHOCCY???"
The owl blinked and turned its head upside down because owls do that and its coooooooooooooool.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
::sigh:: I miss my muses.... they aren't here,... I'LL GET SOME NEW MUSES!!! ::grin evilly::
Darth Maul: WHAT THE HELL??????
Hiya Darth-y!!
Hiei: ::blink::
Hiya Hiei-y!
Darth Maul and Hiei: ...................
-_-; Great, I get my two of mym favorite characters, but one problem, THEY NEVER TALK!!!!
Hiei: Mmmf mmf mmmmmmf!!
((Translation: We could talk if you'd get the gags out of our mouths!)
^__^; Heh, Oh yeah... Naw, I like ya'll better this way. ::smirk::
Darth Maul and Hiei: O___O
What is in a name, would a review by any other name still be so helpful to one's ego??
HELL YEAH BABY!!
