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Selly sat in a very very predatorily type crouch in a random hallway. "This is it.." she muttered to herself. "As soon as Obi-Wan passes through this hallway into the kitchen, I'll jump him and get the light saber!" she, unfortunately, said this with a laughter of pure evilness. A laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain. A laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain, so that if you were about 99.9% evil ((as Selly was)) then all power is directed to this laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain.
Anyway, the point is that Selly laughed evilly and missed her opportunity. Obi-Wan was inching slowly into the kitchen having to, unfortunately, pass by the crazy girl. Or, as the people in Jackie's math class call Selly, "Crazy Girl's other crazy friend!"
Obi-Wan sighed a great sigh of relief once he had passed into the kitchen "I swear these girls get weirder and weirder everyday."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-plop-"
Well ok, you cant exactly say a sound, but it was a sound nonetheless.
Obi-Wan ran from the kitchen, only to trip over a dumbstruck Selly, who was staring at a random girl.
Obi-Wan watched as the two had a lil staring contest before interrupting. "Um.. Excuse me bu-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the mysterious girl screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Selly screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" they both screamed at once.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Obi-Wan screamed, his ears had hurt.
Selly and the mysterious girl stopped screaming and looked at Obi. "Geez, you don't have to shout." the girl said, brushing herself off.
"Honestly, Obi… where are your manner we have a guest!"
"I..I..I… I AM A GUEST TOO, YOU KNOW!" he sputtered out.
"So?" both girls asked at the same time.
"Oh, never mind. I just-" Poor Obi had once again been cut off of possible the longest amount of lines he's had since Chapter two, by, yp you guessed it, another scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" well, this one was more of a yell actually.
Obi looked up to see a black shadow appearing slowly in the ceiling. "What the-" THIS Time Obi was interrupted by not just a scream. Oh no, it was a scream accompanied by a huge ass black THING falling on his head..
The sound of deep breathing came into well, hearing as both Terran's faces light up.
Obi pushed of his former apprentice with a grunt. "Get offa me! You weigh a ton!!"
Darth Vader was thrown across the room. It took some time for them both to regain their strength as Darth Vader finally got a good view of what had broken his fall.
"Who ::inhale:: are ::exhale:: you? ::inhale:: WAIT! ::exhale:: could ::inhale:: it ::exhale:: be ::inhale:: ?!?!" Darth Vader's eyes got all weirdy as a meadow suddenly appeared instead of the carpet.
"This is odd." The new girl noticed.
"Wonder if Jackie's mom'll notice…" Selly mused. (( Jam: HEY! I'm the muse, only I can muse! Me: Aww shaddap it's a verb! Jam: oh…))
Anyway, back to the meadow. Needless to say, Obi was confused, but wouldn't you be too?
"Uhh…. Not that this isn't very /I nice of you, I'm afraid I have no clue as to who you are.
Darth Vader's eyes just got teary. "Its me….. Anakin!"
Obi-Wan's eyes popped out of his head. "A..a…a….a…a..an..ana…..ANAKIN?!?!"
Vader nodded and took a small step forward. "Your so young, you havent aged a day!"
Obi was still in a shock. "Stop stealing lines from old and high wizards, Anakin! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Darthy sniffled. "Oh Obi-Wan!!!!!!" and with that he did the ever classic Lassie run through a meadopw with birds singing and shit like that.
Obi, however didn't share Vader's enthusiasm. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that, Obi-Wan ran through the wall, and was never seen again.
Until the next chapter that is.
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…… :::too tired to type:: G'night….
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……tis three am, lemme sleeep….
Jam: ITS ONLY FOUR PAGES!!
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Audience: ::ish dead from waiting so long::
Heh…. Sorry about that my good friends!! Er… well, umm…I… uh…
Jam: Go ahead and try to talk your way out of this one.
….. Um….
Jam: YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN OVER THREE MONTHS!!!
Yeah… I know…. I sowwy…
HEY!! SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO MY FWIEND AUROREIA!!! Who got me off my lazy ass and told me to update! Now everyone go and review her stories and be Uber Uber nice to her. Also tell her to come online on Mondays at 10. Thank you, Management.
Jam: -_-; Management of WHAT?!
^________^ PRO-CRAST-INA-TION, Baby!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jam: -_-;;;;
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Selly sat in a very very predatorily type crouch in a random hallway. "This is it.." she muttered to herself. "As soon as Obi-Wan passes through this hallway into the kitchen, I'll jump him and get the light saber!" she, unfortunately, said this with a laughter of pure evilness. A laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain. A laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain, so that if you were about 99.9% evil ((as Selly was)) then all power is directed to this laughter of pure evilness that is so evil, that it takes up all evil circuits in your brain.
Anyway, the point is that Selly laughed evilly and missed her opportunity. Obi-Wan was inching slowly into the kitchen having to, unfortunately, pass by the crazy girl. Or, as the people in Jackie's math class call Selly, "Crazy Girl's other crazy friend!"
Obi-Wan sighed a great sigh of relief once he had passed into the kitchen "I swear these girls get weirder and weirder everyday."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-plop-"
Well ok, you cant exactly say a sound, but it was a sound nonetheless.
Obi-Wan ran from the kitchen, only to trip over a dumbstruck Selly, who was staring at a random girl.
Obi-Wan watched as the two had a lil staring contest before interrupting. "Um.. Excuse me bu-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the mysterious girl screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Selly screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" they both screamed at once.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Obi-Wan screamed, his ears had hurt.
Selly and the mysterious girl stopped screaming and looked at Obi. "Geez, you don't have to shout." the girl said, brushing herself off.
"Honestly, Obi… where are your manner we have a guest!"
"I..I..I… I AM A GUEST TOO, YOU KNOW!" he sputtered out.
"So?" both girls asked at the same time.
"Oh, never mind. I just-" Poor Obi had once again been cut off of possible the longest amount of lines he's had since Chapter two, by, yp you guessed it, another scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" well, this one was more of a yell actually.
Obi looked up to see a black shadow appearing slowly in the ceiling. "What the-" THIS Time Obi was interrupted by not just a scream. Oh no, it was a scream accompanied by a huge ass black THING falling on his head..
The sound of deep breathing came into well, hearing as both Terran's faces light up.
Obi pushed of his former apprentice with a grunt. "Get offa me! You weigh a ton!!"
Darth Vader was thrown across the room. It took some time for them both to regain their strength as Darth Vader finally got a good view of what had broken his fall.
"Who ::inhale:: are ::exhale:: you? ::inhale:: WAIT! ::exhale:: could ::inhale:: it ::exhale:: be ::inhale:: ?!?!" Darth Vader's eyes got all weirdy as a meadow suddenly appeared instead of the carpet.
"This is odd." The new girl noticed.
"Wonder if Jackie's mom'll notice…" Selly mused. (( Jam: HEY! I'm the muse, only I can muse! Me: Aww shaddap it's a verb! Jam: oh…))
Anyway, back to the meadow. Needless to say, Obi was confused, but wouldn't you be too?
"Uhh…. Not that this isn't very /I nice of you, I'm afraid I have no clue as to who you are.
Darth Vader's eyes just got teary. "Its me….. Anakin!"
Obi-Wan's eyes popped out of his head. "A..a…a….a…a..an..ana…..ANAKIN?!?!"
Vader nodded and took a small step forward. "Your so young, you havent aged a day!"
Obi was still in a shock. "Stop stealing lines from old and high wizards, Anakin! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Darthy sniffled. "Oh Obi-Wan!!!!!!" and with that he did the ever classic Lassie run through a meadopw with birds singing and shit like that.
Obi, however didn't share Vader's enthusiasm. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that, Obi-Wan ran through the wall, and was never seen again.
Until the next chapter that is.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Jam: THAT'S IT?! THAT'S ALL YOUR WRITING?!
…… :::too tired to type:: G'night….
Jam: O__O WHAT?!?!
……tis three am, lemme sleeep….
Jam: ITS ONLY FOUR PAGES!!
…………….I write tomorra, bed now. Comfy bed…..
Jam: C'MON YOU CAN DO IT!!!
…….dunt make me send vader after you…..
Jam: o__o;; Okie, Bye.
………………………………... Review? Please….?
