Muses have left. See my brain for reasons why.
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After I had walked into the door at Wal-Mart, I looked up to see a strange face. The face of namely my twin.
"And what about those antelopes?" Viccy said suddenly.
"I know, jeez. Don't they have any mercy?" I answered.
"Stupid things just ran around and eat what they want!"
"I know!! Poor poor antelope prey."
"It's soooo good!" Victoria started again.
"Ah yes, a breath of heavenly goodness."
The two of us grinned. "Hey! Good to see ya again!!!"
Viccy and I have known each other since kindergarten when that thing happened….
******Flashback******
Teacher: Hi kids, please welcome Jacky, our new student here at Elementary School.
Kids: Hi Jacky…. O.O?
The O.O? was because Jacky had found paint and was staring at it oddly.
Chibi Viccy: Whatcha looking at?
Chibi Jacky: This.
Chibi V: If you look at paint long enough, it'll turn you into a dog.
And thus was the start of a beautiful friendship!!!!!!
******End Flashback******
Vegesa walked to the tied up Wes and Hobbie, they were unconscious. Now while I would have been happy beyond all possible belief to see this, Vegesa was just angry cause now she had to actually try and wake them up. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait……
Vegesa was happy now cause she pulled out a random rod of neptunium and smashed it over their heads. Three bops each.
Wes and Hobbie woke up. "OWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE."
Vegesa grinned and tossed the random rod of neptunium into a random spot in her interpocketarydimensional thing.
Wedge was mad. "YOU WANT TO WHAT?!"
LR grinned. "I wanna make out wid Hobbie!"
"Um, I'm not so sure that we can guarantee that." Tycho said.
LR sighed and went towards the door.
"Wait, what are you-" Corran started to say but was cut off by LR screaming:
"HEY RABID FANGIRLS!!!!!"
The rabid fan girls looked around frantically, foam starting at their mouths now. But all they saw was a hidden door, but they didn't see the door cause it was hidden so well-ly.
Wedge had his hand over her mouth. "Ok, ok… you can make out with Hobbie!!!!"
"Yay!" she said and merrily skipped on her way.
The pilots wished they could fly away. Very FAR away.
Our evil villain watched as all the pieces were falling into place of his Master Pwan. MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
"Yes, now I will sit and watch all the pieces fall into my Master Pwan! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA" he said. "Wait, no, I laugh like THIS ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku, it's the author lady who laughs like this, MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA."
The evil villain shrugged and went along his merry way, playing with his pygmy/Ewok hybrids.
The owl was quite jealous.
Our evil villain threw a handful of seeds at the owl.
The owl was quite happy.
Aurie blinked. Cause she is Aurie and that is what she does, blink. Oh sure everyone blinked, but this is Aurie and Aurie blinks.
Selly stared. Cause it was only natural.
Obi-Wan was running around. Cause its good for you. And the screaming like a baby helps your lungs.
Darth Vader was running. Cause he was chasing after his long lost master who he ended up killing. Which was plainly foreshadowed in Attack of the Clones. Remember….?
******Flashback******
Obi-Wan walked into the cantina. "One of these days, you'll be the death of me."
::awkward silence::
Obi-Wan. "….. Hey, uh… aren't you going to tell me I'm wrong?"
Anakin was smirking evilly and said evilly. "Oh yes, of course…. My /master/. "
Obi-Wan looked scared. "GEORGE!! I REQUEST A RE-WRITE!! I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!!"
GL: Ok, you'll die when you're old and senile.
Obi-Wan cheered. "Yay! Wait, uh… that's still sort of bad!"
Anakin. "MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
******End Flashback******[1]
Okie, it didn't go QUITE like that, but you get the point, right?!
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[1] ONE and ONE of these flashbacks was actually real. KUDOS TO ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS WHICH ONE!!!!
