A/N: Heh ^_^* REALLY REALLY REALLY Sorry its late guys! I uh…… um…..
Jam: Uh oh….
Wes: Here it comes…
Darth Maul: The Insane Excuse
I had to do stuff that was not writing/typing/whatever and I'm really really sorry, it wont happen again, well, it prolly will because I'm a lazy ass and thusly forget everything I'm supposed to do but REALLY I did have a few personal conflicts and resolutions to work out and then there were exams and report cards and THAT'S NEVER a good thing and then of course there was the holidays in which I did….. Nothing but STILL it's always good for an excuse when ya need one I mean, yeah? ::collapses due to lack of air::
Jam: She said that all in one breath.
Darth Maul: The Dark Side gives her abnormal powers, one being able to talk A LOT
Wes: And yeah, she does have pretty good stamenia.
Darth Maul: I don't want to know, do I?
Jam: It concerns Chinow….. No, you don't wanna know.
DISCALIMER-
Jam: Haven't done one of those in a while
Heh, I forgot bout them.
Jam: YOUR GUNNA GET SUED!!!
NEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wes: NO! THAT CAN'T HAPPEN!
Darth Maul: then let her say the disclaimer already!
I do not own Star Wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..or ducks.
Muses: o.O? DUCKS?!?!
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Jacky and Viccy were awalking through the random halls known as the Evil Guys evil Lair. During which, they heard many screams, but were lost in the world known as Random Chatter to actually comprehend any of it.
Had they been paying attention, they would have seen such marvels as Nuns eating the brains of Mice, The Sun attacking the world, random idiots walking a line to a boiler, and the ever popular Elmo smoking Pot.
Silly Elmo.
So they went walking, past the grannies playing rugby, past the Pepsi Cans slaughtering the Coke cans and past the random idiot tosses pink flowers from Mordor.
Just then, Aurie popped up." That's from my story!!!"
Jacky looked at her. "You quoted from my story so I get to quote from YOUR story."
Aurie blinked. "Oh....."
"So you ended up here as well?"
"Yah."
Viccy was still talking about bowls and how they should be flat like the earth, never mind that Jacky had stopped talking.
"With a Jedi?" I asked.
"Nope! With a Spiff Darth Vader!"
"SA-WEET!"
They both blinked then I said, "I never said that got it?"
"Got it."
"Steal his lightsaber."
"Spiff."
"Bye."
"Bye."
Then Aurie went away back to the other world while Viccy ran into a wall and cussed it out in Ghetto Language.
"Um, Victoria?" Jacky asked.
"Yes?" She said, taking a break from cussing.
"You not even IN the Ghetto nor have you ever BEEN there."
"So?"
"Carry On."
"OKIE!"
So Viccy continued to cuss out the wall while Jacky started talking to a butterfly about why it always beats its wings and causes a tornado 5,000 miles away. Its answer, "Trying to get back at my cousin, Bob, lives in Illinois."
So thusly the eternally confusing question was answered.
"ACK! OWL!" Our evil villain squawked running around with his arms flailing.
The owl looked at the evil villain.
"SHE'S CUSSING OUT MY DOOR!!!! WHY IS SHE CUSSING OUT MY DOOR?"
"Hoooo." the owl hooted.
"HER!"
"Hoooo." the owl hooted again.
"HER!!!"
"Hoooo." the owl hooted again again.
"HER!"
"Hoooo." the owl hooted again again again.
"HER!"
"Hoooo." the owl hooted again again again again.
"HER DAMN YOU OWL, HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" our evil villain yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Hoooo." the owl hooted yet again as that was the only thing an owl could say.
"GAH!!!" With that, our evil villain imploded.
However since he is necessary for our plot, he will be brought back to life.
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Darth Maul: Where were the ducks?
Hroom?
Jam: In the disclaimer, you mentioned ducks.
No I didn't.
Wes: Yes you did...
NO I DIDN'T!!
Muses: Ducks? What are ducks? I've never heard of a "duck"
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