hi there, everyone! Its been a loooooooooooooooooong time since I updated. I'm really, really sorry to keep u waiting ( turns invisible and fades into background). but the new chappie is here!

so read on! Lots of Yuchiness in this one! ( i'll do my best to update faster in the future!)

a big thankies to all my reviewers!( u guys are the best!)

on with the story…..

" You don't really mean it right? I mean …c….cats?" Yuki stuttered, nervously.

Machi just looked at him blankly i.e. with a look that said ' Of course I do. Only pig-headed morons do not like cats.'

" You mean…. You don't like ….cats.." realization dawned upon the girl.

" That means….. you are….. a pig headed moron…" she further mumbled her train of thought.

" Eh! What was that? " Yuki sweatdropped.

"…." Machi appeared to be a little annoyed at her boyfriend's dislike of the feline kind.

" Cats are stupid creatures. They have bad qualities! " Yuki gave her a 1000 watt smile.

' What is that damn fool trying to achieve here….' Kyo was just plain confused, blissfully unaware of the danger of abduction… er … adoption that he was in.

All this time Yuki was intently watching Kyo.

' Keep your filthy paws under control, baka neko… if they start wandering in any wrong areas…' in truth, Yuki was burning nicely because of the way Kyo was comfortably cuddling up against HIS girlfriend a detail which, unfortunately enough, did not go unnoticed by our ever alert Kyo!

' Is that smoke coming out of the damn bastard's ears…… he sure is burning to a crisp…..' Kyo wondered as Machi gently stroked his head. ( he was really liking it, though he wouldn't admit it aloud!).

Kyo could almost here Yuki growling now, even though Yuki was making a great effort to stay cool.

' Of course! His girl is holding me! No wonder…. Just look at him boil….' Kyo finally deduced the reason for Yuki's discomfort.

' That damn rat…. I'm really making him mad……. Payback time, Kuso Nezumi…' Kyo's heart was engulfed by the midnight darkness of the wicked kind. "Hehheheeeheh…" he cackled, mirthfully. In his cat form it was a rather funny sound.

'……..? ' innocent lilac eyes questioned the cat eyes of Kyo and Yuki flinched at the sheer evil in them!

" Meeeeeeeeeeeooooooow! " Kyo was now purring in the most adorable way possible.

"……..!&#$? " numerous four cross marks appeared across Yuki's head as Kyo tried to climb on Machi's shoulder.

" Aren't you a cute kitty…." Machi mumbled as she tried to steady the cat in her arms.

' Kyo, you are soooooooooooooooo going to DIE in seven days….' An ominous, black cloud corrupted Yuki's pure aura as Kyo happily danced on Machi's shoulder, and proceeded to climb her head, with the same zest.

Unfortunately, his paw slipped.( Kyo had not practiced climbing on a girls head before. Besides, Machi had really silky hair.).

Fortunately, it landed on something soft, and bouncy.

Kyo further gripped this soft, bouncy…. Er….. Big area, to secure his hold on it.

Unfortunately…… the aforementioned area happened to be… Machi's assets ( and they were a B-cup too!).

Oops! WRONG MOVE, Kyo!

' EVEN I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER THERE YET! THAT PERVERTED FREAK! '. Yuki's eyes became as round as saucers!( try to imagine Yuki's reaction when he saw Haru kiss Rin!).

That was it for Yuki.

' Grrrrrrrrrrrrr…..No more Mr. Nice Guy….' He gritted his teeth.( now try to imagine Yuki, with his hair completely shadowing his eyes, anime style.)

The sin committed by the cat could not be undone, and the rat wanted revenge……

Yuki dropped the bundle of Kyo's clothes on the floor.