Wow look at that I updated again. This chapter is based on a suggestion put forward by a reviewer. Hooray! If I had been an intelligent person I would have written down the name of the person to properly thank them but unfortunately for the rest of the universe I am not that clever. I guess that is why I will always think that Grimlock was the coolest Transformer not Optimus Prime. Oh well we do what we can and hope the universe forgives us of our mistakes in the end. Now on with the disclaimer;

I do not own Digimon or Transformers but I do own a lot of Transformers stuff I got comics from both Marvel and Dreamworks, and I have all the original cartoons (Not the half assed new ones) and the movie on DVD (Come over sometime and we can watch them on my PS2) I have a set of the poseable figures and a crap load of the toys including Optimus Prime, Megatron, Grimlock (the greatest (I think I might have mentioned this before)), Soundwave ... We interrupt this pointlessness to bring you the Digimon story promised in the earlier paragraph. Watch for any stories Vigatus might write and post in the Transformer section on too. Now on with the story (Finally);

Sora stood watching Biyomon fly down the hallway with surprising speed.

'What does she know,' thought Sora to herself, 'she doesn't care about Tai. She is just copying the emotions see has seen humans make. She doesn't really know what is going on. She doesn't have the foggiest Idea about what it is like to be in love. I wish it wasn't the case but She is just trying to get into the spotlight by making poor Tai her boyfriend. Like he needs that on top of everything else. I just wish there was something i could do for Tai. I don't want Tai just for myself I want Tai to get better for himself. Now mind you if he stills wants to get together I'll be more than willing to go out this time around. God I wished I had known what he had looked like without his clothes on before he asked me out at Christmas.'

Sora's body goes warm as mental images of a naked Tai play through her mind. 'Oh Tai we could make magic together. What could Biyomon possibly know about love. Digimon don't make love to each other so they don't know what love is. Do they? Hugh, never thought about it before . Where do new Digimon come from. I know that they get hatched in Primary Village but those are the recycled Digimon. Where do new ones come from? Are there any new Digimon? I wonder if Izzy ever tried to find out if Digimon have sex.'

With that thought an image of Izzy walking up to a Digimon and politely inquiring if Digimon could sexually reproduce entered Sora's head. The result was the Digimon jumped onto Izzy and started kissing him furiously. Then later there was Izzy in a tux the Digimon, now quite fat, was in a white dress and an older Digimon stood nearby with a shoot gun. The idea of Izzy getting married to a Digimon hillbilly in a shotgun wedding caused Sora to break out in laughter.

"What is so funny?"

Sora banishes her thoughts and looks around at her surroundings. She recognizes the room she is standing in, it is the conference room where she and the others had eaten earlier. The one known as Tally was picking up the dirty plates, and giving Sora a dirty look.

"I said, what is so funny?"

"Oh.. ugh... nothing."

Sora heard Tally mutter something under her breath and then say, "God he didn't eat anything!"

"Who didn't eat anything?"

"Your little cat friend, Tai, I spent, like, five minutes getting all of this put together for him and then he doesn't eat any of it. He told me that he didn't get to eat because Dr. Wong dragged him off to the lab but he just left all of this just sitting here."

"I think that might be my fault," Sora looked to the floor as Tally look questioningly at Sora, "You see Gennai wanted us to come to his lab and I thought that Tai was just trying to be difficult. He has this thing about hospitals and doctor offices, he hates going to them for whatever reason. I really don't know why but he has hated hospitals since he was a kid. The time I got my toncels out he wanted my to get the operation done at home and then he wouldn't visit me in the hospital for the longest time. One day Kari and his mother finally talked him into coming to see me and he just stood in the room, staring at nothing, and looking like he wanted to cry."

"His sister nearly died in the hospital when Tai was young and he blames himself for Kari getting sick. The guilt over hurting his little sister still haunts him today. Didn't you know that?"

"How could you possibly know that? I have known Tai for most of his life you just met him a couple of hours ago!"

"Remember that you guys are a cartoon show here in our world. I know lots of things that you guys thought were secrets."

"When the heck did you find out about Tai and Kari?"

"Tai told Izzy what had happened to Kari when the two of them were looking through Machinedramon's city of Kari's medicine. It was on the show."

"Why didn't he tell me that, I'm his best friend, aren't I?"

"Yeah some friend. You broke his heart and went out with Matt. What ever did you see in that blonde gel-ball anyway?"

"Gel-ball?"

"Yeah you know a grease-ball would use grease in their hair I figure that since your little boyfriend uses hair gel he would be a gel-ball."

"He is my ex-boyfriend!"

"What happened?"

"I realized that Matt had some issues about caring for other people. I guess I finally saw the light when he didn't want to go see Tai when Kari told us that Tai needed our help."

"I never really like Matt."

"How can you say that you only... oh yeah the show."

"That's right. Matt seemed like such a jerk in the first season. He fought with Tai all the time and when you guys were battling the dark lords he walked out on the whole group to go sulk in a cave. In the second season he seemed to have grown up quite a bit except that he was a real jerk towards Jun, well I really didn't like her either so I can't really blame him for that , but what really made me mad was when he went out with you and if he was Tai's best friend than he had to have known how much Tai cared for you. I even wrote a letter of complaint to the company that makes the Digimon toys not like that did any good. I never got to see the second Digimon movie but from the screen shots I saw on the internet it looked like you and Matt were still together."

"Aren't you a little old to be watching cartoons let alone getting all worked up over the characters personal lives?"

"Piss off!" and with that Tally picked up the tray of seafood and left the room.

"Where are you going with that?" called out a startled Sora.

"I'm taking it to Tai, the poor guy must be starving. At least I know how to take care of a man."

And with that Tally turned on her heel and walked with purpose down the hallway.

"He is a cat you pervert!" When Tally didn't respond Sora continued along her original path.

'What a bimbo that woman is, imagine watching cartoons at her age. What is she 29, 30. Man that's old. Biyomon's luck she is never going to grow old. I wonder what that is like to never to grow old. Must be strange not having to go through puberty. I guess that Biyomon would find going through puberty pretty strange. Well i think that she is pretty lucky not to have to use tampons a week out of every month. Just like a guy. That would be nice not to have to do that just once. Problem is the first time you don't need to do that is followed by another eight times you don't have to do that and then you have a kid. Still it would be nice to be a guy during that time of the month. Or maybe a Digimon. Yeah that might be cool. I guess that Tai doesn't really like it but that because he can't change back. It would be nice if you could change back and forth between human and Digimon, that would be fun. I wonder what kind of Digimon I would be. I hope that I could fly like Biyomon or Tentomon. Well I guess I would want to be pretty like Lillymon or Angewomon and they can still fly. Actually what would be really cool is to be super-powerful like Wargreymon. He can fly and smash the snot out of anyone who threatens the ones he cares about, and he can fly. But I wouldn't want to be a guy Digimon. So I guess I would want to be Supersexyladywargreymon. Wow that a bit of a mouth full, imagine trying to call that out every time I warp-digivolved. Still it would be nice to be able to fly.' A smile crept onto Sora's face, 'and Tai and I could finally answer the age old question of weather or not Digimon have sex. I'm a naughty girl. Yeah. Yeah.'

Sora's little impromptu song was interrupted by the sound of arguing voices from down the hall. Sora walked stealthily to the opened door from which the angry voices were coming from. Sora recognized Mr. Yamiki's and Riely's coming from the room. On the wall beside Sora a small sign read Dr. Wong Lab 375. Sora assumed the third voice must be that of Henry's father.

"You had no right to take him and run your own tests on him Wong!" shouted an angry Mr. Yamiki.

"You must have forgotten procedure Yamiki all new captures are to be scanned and processed." stated Dr. Wong in an arrogant voice.

"He is not a wild Digimon Wong, he is a human-being we're trying to help." asserted an agitated Riely.

"Don't be stupid girl. he is no more human than any of the other Digimon. He is just data like all the other ones. None of those 'digi-destined children' are really human they are just data that is mimicking the characters from the cartoon show."

"Wong you are ordered to stay away from those children."

"You are being fooled by your father Yamiki. Look at my readings of the data I took from that boy. Look it is all data."

Sora looks around the corner to see inside the lab. She saw a metal table in the center of the room and above it was a machine that looked like a shinny metal spider hanging from the ceiling. Beyond the table stood Dr. Wong, Mr. Yamiki, and Riely looking at a computer screen. Sora was unable to see what was on the screen and bit her lip in frustration.

"Just wait a second as the computer formats the data and you will see what I mean." instructed Dr. Wong.

Sora watched as the trio of adults stood waiting at the computer. Sora grew nervous and began to think about leaving when Riely said, "Dr. Wong that is disgusting, no wonder your wife left you!"

"Wong what is the meaning of this!"

"I don't understand what happened."

"Obviously the data you collected leads to a pornographic sight! I don't know why you go around collecting data for that but it is not an appropriate use of Hypnos computers. This incident will be reported. Good day." With that Mr. Yamiki and Riely turned to leave.

Sora didn't wish to be discovered listening in on the conversation so she ducked into the room next to the lab. She stood by the door and listened to Riely and Mr. Yamiki leave the lab.

"You know Riely that Izumi boy has quite the sence of humor to go with that keen intelligence of his."

"Yeah, too bad we couldn't offer him a job working for us."

"Hmm... I guess we will have to increase our fire-walls to try to keep him out of our more secret files."

"Sir, if he could hack into Dr. Wong's lab that easily than I think that it might e already too late."

"Were you able to get into his files?"

"With some degree of success, yes. I was able to plant the tracing program into his computer and download approximately 35% of his files when his security programs kicked in."

"What did they do?"

"The program was of his own design. It set a virus encrypted in one of the data I was downloading from his mainframe. It had a cascading effect corrupting most to the data in my system."

"So you lost everything."

"No I had my system isolated and deleted the hard-drive."

"Damn!"

"Don't worry the data is being recovered as we speak."

"How long will that take."

"Three days. After that we will still have to decrypt Izzy's data files."

"Hmm... I see. Do you think Izumi might just give us the data?"

"You know, he just might, provided we can gain his trust and the trust of Tai."

"Why Tai?"

"Izzy sees him as the leader and will likely look to Tai for guidance and permission."

"Wish I had that kind of authority and respect from my subordinates."

"Sounds like you're jealous."

"Whatever. I wish that I could have gotten to see the data from Wong's scans, even if they were illegal."

"Why don't you fire him. He seems rather unstable since his wife left him and took the kids."

"I can't he is brilliant, and one of the creators of our Digimon. Besides I want him here where I can keep him from doing some real damage."

"True I suppose. You know if you want to see Tai's real data we can go down to your father's lab."

"Yes I suppose I'll have to won't I."

Sora stayed in the darkened room until she could no longer hear the foot steps of the two adults. She peeked out the door and saw that Dr. Wong had closed his door to his lab. She was about to leave when she heard a quite voice whisper from behind, "Please help me."

Sora jumped in surprise and froze on the spot. With her heart pounding in her ears she turned and whispered, "Who's there?"

"Please help me," said the voice in a pained whisper. "The one named Wong has captured me and is torturing me."

"Where are you? Are you a Digimon?"

"Yes I am Sora."

"How do you know my name?"

"We know each other, you and I, please help."

"How, I can't see you ."

"The light switch is to your left. Quickly now the one named Wong will be here soon. We must not let him capture us. He will torture you just as he does to me and your friend Tai."

'Tai was tortured by that horrible man? God and I turned around and acted like a complete hag to him. he must hate me."

After a second of groping in the dark Sora found the light switch and turned on the lights. She turned to the Back of the room to see Piedmon standing there with his arms spread wide.

Ha I am so clever the person who left the review is Kairos Lokarr or lokorr I can't read my own writting. Anyway he Kairos is the one who suggested that I explore the idea of humans thinking about wanting to be Digimon. I hope this chapter pleases you Kairos.