Oh My God!
By:
Duo-of-Redwall
Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own any part of Inu-Yasha… of my of their merchandise for that matter…So you just try ta sue me you money hungry bastards!
Kagome stood at the end of the aisle of an empty church in a white wedding dress. Her grandfather stood next to her in a light blue suit and walked down the aisle with her arm in arm. Kagome beamed with pride as she looked down the aisle at Sango, Kaede, and Kikiyo standing to her right in matching pink and white kimonos and no her left were Sota, Koga, and Inu-Yasha in light blue kimonos as well.
"…Wait!" She thought, "If Inu-Yasha AND Koga are over there… who am I marrying?"
Miroku stood at the alter reading a bible that had a playboy in it, as Kagome came to a halt in front of him, Sango slapped him on the head and he remembered what he was there for.
"…Oh! Okay, I think I got the hang of this but I have better things to be done so I'll give the short version of this."
He stood taller and tightened the grip on his staff.
"Kagome… do you?"
Kagome stammered as she tried to peek at her mystery groom.
"I… uh…I ummm…I…"
Miroku shrugged. "Sounds like a yes to me! And do you sir?"
"I do."
He said in an eerie voice that sent shivers up and down Kagome's back, but she still couldn't place the voice to a face.
"Alright then, I pronounce you man and wife! You my make out with each other as I plan to do with Sango!"
As Sango snatched Miroku's staff and proceeded to pummel him with it, Kagome's groom turned to her for his kiss; her face went pale with horror as Naraku leaned over to kiss her.
"Don't be shy my love!" He said puckering up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Kagome screamed into the darkness around her as she sprang into reality. Inu-Yasha fell out of the tree he was in and Sango hammered Miroku with her Hiraikotsu for grabbing her breast in his sleep.
"Grrr! What'cha go and wake everyone up for Kagome? I was having a good dream too." Inu-Yasha growled irritably. Kagome hugged her sleeping bag closer as she answered him looking off in space and talking in a dazed voice.
"I…I had a dream that I… married Naraku…" There was a dead silence as everyone, even Shippo, stared at her in disbelief.
"That's crazy! What kind of a dream is that? I swear you get crazier and crazier every day!" Inu-Yasha grumbled. Miroku rubbed his red cheek as he accessed Kagome's dream.
"We shouldn't disregard Kagome's dream so easily. Dreams often are omens of that which will happen in the near future." Shippo turned to him and said.
"Yeah right Miroku! Naraku's our enemy! How do you think that Kagome's just gonna up and marry him when he's so…so…so evil!" Inu-Yasha stands, lifts Kagome up and walks off with her. Sango starts after him saying,
"Hey, Inu-Yasha! What are you… where are you-" but Miroku held up and hand of silence to let him go in peace, but then followed them. Sango blushed as she tailed him.
"Miroku! What are you doing, this is so wrong?" Inu-Yasha carried the stunned Kagome over to a near by lake and dropped her in.
"Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha!" Kagome stammered as she was shocked out of her shock. Inu-Yasha stood with his arms crossed as she crawled out of the freezing cold water.
"Inu-Yashaaaa! Why would you do that? That was so mean!"
"You can't talk if you can't talk Kagome! So now that you're back down on earth, how 'bout an explanation?" Demanded Inu-Yasha, arms stilled crossed.
"What do you mean an explanation; you say that like I control what I dream! I even more freaked out then you are." Kagome said trying to hold back her anger.
"Ha! I have a bigger reason to call Naraku an enemy and you think you're freaked out! What possessed you to have a dream with Naraku in it if you're not killing him!" Kagome glared at him with tears in her eyes.
"I DON'T KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T HELP WITH YOU YELLING AT ME WHEN I'M ALREADY SCARED INU-YASHA!" He took a step back in shock as Kagome fell to her knees in crying.
"Hey…hey quiet it Kagome. I didn't mean to- I was just- I was-"
"SIT BOY!"
Kagome yelled in her fury! Inu-Yasha was magically slammed to the ground by the power of the beads around his neck that bound him to Kagome.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT-SIT! SIT BOY!" At the end of her rant, Inu-Yasha was a good three feet into the ground. Sango, Shippo, and Miroku winced with each rendition of the dreaded command. Sango ran after Kagome as she ran off crying.
"Kagome wait!" she cried. Miroku strolled over to the hole Inu-yahsa had been buried in.
"Put 'insult a girl that is already immensely frightened from her dream' on your 'do not do list' Inu-Yasha." He crawled out of the whole and said.
"I don't understand why she's acting like this. She had a dream about Naraku that she hasn't even had about ME yet!" Miroku nodded his head.
"So, jealousy! An understandingly high level of it, but jealousy all the same." Inu-Yasha managed to stand and started after Kagome and Sango
"Inu-Yasha please; none of your stubborn, diehard attitude tonight. I would like to go to sleep without having to bandage you up." Miroku pleaded.
"I'm not leaving this alone until I get to the bottom of it." He said leaning on his Tetsusaiga as a crutch. Sango had managed to quiet Kagome's wails to whimpers when Inu-Yasha limped into view.
"Uh-oh! You want me to just nail him with my Hiraikotsu before he gets here? I can hit him too, he's limping." She said reaching for the weapon. Kagome looked as Inu-Yasha stubbornly dragged himself to her and it put a smile on her face.
"No, I think he's lost some of his steam and is ready to talk rationally." She said confidently. When he got within shouting range, Inu-Yasha yelled,
"What the hell Kagome!" Sango fell over trying to conceal her laughter.
"Grrr, SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled irritated at the same stubbornness she was just admiring. "I won't talk to you if you're gonna act like that Inu-Yasha!" Struggling to his feet Inu–Yasha continued to fight his way to Kagome's side.
"Fine, just stop saying that!" He yelled back.
"Saying what?" Kagome asked playfully. "You know damn well what I mean Kagome!" Inu-Yasha said. "Oh, you mean… 'SIT'?" Inu-Yasha crashed inches in front of Kagome. He growled as he tried to get back no his feet.
"Damn you!" Kagome helped him over to the log her and Sango had been sitting on. "Are you ready to comfort me now?"
Inu-Yasha blushed and looked away as he stammered. "I-I-I-…I'm s-s-s-s-sssssssssssssssssooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!" He stopped and panted as if he had just run half away around Japan and back. Kagome sat with her chin resting on her hands and asked monotone. "Sorry about what?" Inu-Yasha took in a deep breath and yelled in one big wave.
"Imsorryforbringaninsensitivejerkandforyellingatyouwhenishouldhavebeentryingtocomfortyou! God…I hate you!" He growled. Kagome leaned on him, rubbing her cheek against his shoulder and said,
"I hate you too." Lovingly. Sango left and grabbed Miroku by the ear out of the grass he had been hiding in with Shippo. Kagome scooted closer to Inu-Yasha and buried her face into his chest.
"I'm scared Inu-Yasha! I don't know why I had that dream and I'm really scared!" She whimpered. Inu-Yasha put his arm around her and said.
"Come on, it's just a stupid dream, quiet crying! It'll be alright." Kagome persisted. "But Miroku said that my dream might come true! What if it does!" Inu-Yasha pulled her in closer.
"Hey, I said quiet crying! Miroku doesn't know what he's talking about! There's now way you'd ever fall for Naraku, that's just crazy, even for you! Forget what the perverted monk said and listen to me; you're going to be alright!" Miroku threw one of his shoes at him and Inu-Yasha started after him, but Kagome grabbed his sleeve.
"Inu-Yasha…you'll protect me, won't you?… If my dream does come true… you'll stop me right?" Inu-Yasha thumped her on the head
"You think I'd let you marry Naraku, even if you did lose your mind. I said I'd protect you a long time ago and I said don't worry. It won't happen, I won't let it, so let's get back to sleep okay?" Kagome stood still, holding Inu-Yasha's sleeve, but then collected herself and went back to their campsite holding him as he limped.
The sun shined the group awake as it cast its rays over the green grass around them. Shippo stretched, rolled over, and said cheerfully. "Good morning Ka… Kagome? HEY! WHERE'S KAGOME!
FIN
The suspense! This is just chapter one, but I think I can wrap this up in 3 more.
