"Hello everyone and welcome to another round of WHEEL OF THE PARODIES !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot
"Let's spin the wheel and see what Parody shall we do today..." Said Yakko.
After a few rounds of spinnings, the wheel stops by the case "video games".
"Today the story will be : The Dark Meta-Knight Rises requested by RGKecleon." Announced Buster.
"A parody of the Meta-Knight revenge minigame in Kirby Superstars." Precised Yakko.
"And without further, we let you to... ENJOY THE SHOW !" Said in unison Buster, Babs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Meta-Knight's POV :
My name is Meta-Knight, pleasure to meet all of you. Victory is my destiny, it has always been my destiny since I became Kirby's rival and later one of his most worthy allies. For years, i've been as you say "A sky pirate", spreading fear and terror on board the Halberd. But today, Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil along with what you may call it "My evil twin" and some 80's cartoons villains has decided to destroy Dreamland. But before you watch my newest revenge with the help of my allies, let's just jump straigth to the Omniverse's academy.
Another day begin in the Academy of the Omniverse, where students are working, some of them found the classes boring and are sleeping, while some of them takes notes during the class. Today's classes are : Cinema Arts for morning and for afternoon : Sports and of course between each classes, there's the lunch break.
In Cinema Arts class, the students watches the infamous scene of the Dark-Knight Rises where Bane breaks Bruce Wayne's/Batman back and by hearing the cracking sound of the Dark Knight back, the students winces in pain.
In Sports class, it's a football match between Bullworth's bulls (Bullworth Academy Football team from Canis Canem Edit/Bully) against Omniverse's All-Stars, the school team coached by Sylvester the cat and where Luke (Caleb's older brother) is the quaterback. The Final score of this match is 74-42 for Omniverse's All-Stars.
Meanwhile in Dreamland, a threat is about to emerge and it has a name the Dark Halberd.
"Reactor 1, output normal." Said Shredder.
"Adjust the balancer to... 0003!". Said Cobra Commander.
"Let's raise the anchor !". Said Skeletor.
"Check anti-gravity plant. 1, 2, 3 OK !". Said Hordak.
"Release the sails, solar level 288!". Said Mumm-Ra.
"The time has come. The time has come to show my power !". Said Dark Meta-Knight.
"The Academy of the Omniverse will end! Bowser's Brotherhood of Evil forever !". Continued Dark Meta-Knight.
"The heroes are here ! They're flying this way and Caleb is with them !" Said King Gorneesh.
"What ?! The fact that he humiliated all of us in Mystic Castle wasn't enough from him ?!". Exclaimed Duke Ightorn.
"They musn't interfere with our plans, especially Caleb !". Said No-Heart.
"Dark Meta-Knight what are your orders ?" Asked Eggman.
"All 80's cartoons villains prepare for battle ! As for those 2 scientists, prepare the Dark Halberd for takeoff !". Ordered Dark Meta-Knight.
Our heroes are now on board the Halberd, and our heroes begin the trek which doesn't go unnoticed by the villains.
"Eggman, Caleb and his friends infiltrated the rocket valve !". Informed Gargamel.
"What ?! Persistant little daddy's boy isn't he ? Shredder, make sure that Caleb doesn't reach the inside of the Dark Halberd !" Ordered Eggman.
Our heroes continues the trek and are now in the Dark Halberd nozzle.
"Caleb and his friends are just behind the nozzle of the Dark Halberd !". Informed Skeletor.
"The Dark Halberd is ready for takeoff, we'll just have to wait for the signal !". Informed Hordak.
"About time ! Where's Shredder, should he be dealing with Caleb as we speak ?". Asked Eggman.
Meanwhile the heroes are fighting against Shredder.
"Caleb and his friends are currently fighting Shredder !". Informed No-Heart while breaking the 4th wall.
"Good, initiate takeoff, we'll blow those heroes away !". Ordered Dark Meta-Knight.
"Understood, Main engine ignition, activated !". Informed Gargamel.
"Takeoff, in T-Minutes 10 seconds !". Informed Dr. Willy.
While our heroes are busy fighting Shredder, they didn't hear the Halberd blasting off and our heroes are blown away in a far-secluded island.
"Looks like our heroes are blown away in a far-secluded island". Informed No-Heart who once again breaks the 4th wall.
"Close call, indeed !". Duke Ightorn said while breathing a sigh of relief.
"My new flying fortress, the Dark Halberd will be the tool of the Academy of the Omniverse's destruction." Said Eggman.
"But first a little test, let's head to Odaiba and reduces to ashes the Lhantis' mansion, where Aston Lhantis resides." Said Dark Meta-Knight.
Our heroes continues towards the ocean, then a cave and then the forest where they once again fights against Shredder and this time they won, one thing is sure, tension arises between the villains when they learned that the TMNT's arch-nemesis is down for the count.
"Those heroes are flying after us !". Informed Cobra Commander.
"I see... Main cannons online, when will be the signal to open fire ?" Asked Hordak.
Once again our heroes tries to land on the Halberd but the fire of the cannon proves to be too much to our heroes who are crash-landing in the woods.
"Our heroes are hit, they're crash-landing in the woods". Informed No-Heart who (blah blah blah... Breaks the 4th wall).
"Excellent, we should be continuing without them interfering once again". Said Dr Willy
"Let's hope so..." Prayed Duke Ightorn.
Our heroes are progressing to the woods and they fought Cobra Commander and with the help of Fortress Maximus they finally are on board the Dark Halberd and the rest of the 80's Villains are too busy fighting Fortress Maximus to notice that the heroes are now inside the Halberd.
"We managed to take down Fotress Maximus." Informed Skeletor.
"That's the good news... Because the bad news is CALEB IS ON THE DECK OF THE DARK HALBERD, YOU BONY IMBECILE !" Screamed Hordak.
"Everyone calm down, we'll proceed carefully against Caleb and his pathetic friends". Said calmly Dark Meta Knight.
"New orders for the remaining 80's cartoon villains, all of you must take down Caleb, once and for all !". Ordered Dr. Willy.
Our heroes progress the Halberd until they found Hordak and Skeletor.
"End of the line, Caleb !" Said Dark Meta-Knight.
"You had your share of victories by luck against us, Caleb, but this time your luck is running out !" Said Eggman.
"Let's get ready to rumble !" Screamed Skeletor much to Hordak's exasperation.
Our heroes fought against Hordak's and Skeletor's and won, now that's 4 less 80's cartoons villains to fight against.
"Looks like our heroes are trying to get in the deck". Informed No-Heart.
"If they want to go to the deck so bad, let's bring them towards one of the cannons". Said Dr. Willy.
Our heroes progress through the deck and fought against Mumm-Ra and Dr. Claw, with that victory 6 80's cartoons villains are down for the count and they continue to the deck until they found a secret area.
"Can somebody tells me where's those wretched heroes are hiding ?" Exclaimed Dr. Willy.
"I don't know, can somebody tells me what place of the ship is ?" Asked Gargamel.
A few steps later...
"Our heroes approaches the Main Cannon 2". Informed No-Heart.
"Perfect, can't wait to see those heroes burned to a crisp." Exclaimed joyfully Dr. Eggman.
"Can't wait to taste a deep fried Master of the Balance !" Said Duke Ightorn.
Our heroes are now approaching the cannon.
"That must be the cannon that takes us down 2 times in the chapter". Said Caleb.
"So how do we destroy it ?" Asked Hinata.
"We're gonna use our final attacks." Answered Caleb.
Caleb and Sora uses Orb of Light, Luigi uses Poltergust G-00, Yoshi uses Stampede, Kirby and Ribbon uses Giga Sword, Meta-Knight uses Galaxia Darkness, Tom Hardy uses Venom Fury, Shadow uses Chaos Control, Hinata and Fluttershy uses Double Byakugan, Raiden uses Blade Mode, Piccolo uses Light Grenade, Sasuke uses Fire Ball Jutsu, Seto Kaiba uses Neutron Blast, The Tiny Toons heroes (minus Buster Bunny) uses Cartoon Logic, The Go-Getters Pokemon team uses Triple Finish, Joanna uses Maiar Bombardment, Buster Bunny uses Trinity Limit, The Ham-Hams uses Ham-Ham Paradise, The Keroro gang uses Keroro Final Storm and The Cooper gang uses Recon Cooper Gang and their targets which takes photos of the cannon to destroy it, the last photo shows the heroes posing together with the destroyed cannon.
"We did it Caleb, the cannon is destroyed" Said Fluttershy.
"Now we can progress to the Halberd and defeat Dark Meta-Knight, let's move !" Said Caleb, the rest of the hero team nods in agreement and follows Caleb.
"Yikes, Main cannon number 2 was destroyed !" Informed Gargamel.
"It's now a wreck, we can't use it !". Informed Gorneesh.
"How could this happened ? NO !". Exclaimed Dr. Eggman.
Our heroes are still progressing on the Halberd.
"The heroes are now heading towards the left wing !". Informed No-Heart.
"You don't think they'd..." Said Gorneesh.
"Everyone ! Make sure that Caleb and the heroes doesn't reach the left wing !". Ordered Dr. Willy.
Our heroes are now on the left wing of the Dark Halberd where they fight Gorneesh and won, another villain down for the count and with the left wing destroyed, the Dark Halberd start losing altitude.
"Left wing destroyed, damage obtained 74%" Informed the computer.
"Curse you, Caleb !". Cursed Eggman.
"We're starting to lose stability because of the damage of the left wing". Informed No-Heart.
"Retract the sails ! Give more lift to the left wing !". Ordered Dark Meta-Knight.
Our heroes are now in the ducts of the Dark Halberd.
"Can somebody told me, where those wretched heroes are now ?!" Exclaimed Dr. Willy.
"It looks like they're inside the cabin now..." Informed No-Heart.
"We got them on radar they're in the ducts !" Informed Gargamel.
"What on earth are they doing here ?" Asked Dr. Willy.
"They're moving through the ducts as we speak." Answered No-Heart.
"To find us, it will be like finding a needle in a haystack..." Remarked Gargamel.
"Wait I thought it was my stomach was rumbling, never mind." Admitted sheepishly Dr. Willy.
Our heroes progress through the ducts and are now in the armory.
"Did they made it to the armory ?" Asked Dr. Eggman.
"No risk they would have a bone to pick with those robots right ?" Asked Gargamel.
Our heroes are now exiting the armory much to the villains anger.
"How long do they plan of chasing us ?" Asked Ightorn.
"Be quiet Ightorn, it's our only chance to finish Caleb and his annoying friends !". Reprimanded Dr. Eggman.
"This time we will succeed, Super Shredder, take down Caleb and his friends !". Ordered Dr. Willy.
(For more info on Super Shredder, see Shredder (Mutant form) from TMNT 2012 Version)
"Is that Shredder, what did they do with him ?!" Exclaimed Bijou, horrified by Shredder appearance who's now a mutant.
Our heroes flees while being pursued by Super Shredder much to the villains amusement but much to the villains shock later, our heroes defeat the evil mutant ninja and causes more damage to the Dark Halberd.
"Looks like both wings were destroyed when our heroes destroyed Super Shredder". Informed No-Heart.
"I see... Perhaps we could have a winning chance right now..." Said Eggman calmly.
"Our heroes are climbing the outside of the ship, they're heading for the helm." Informed Ightorn.
A few moments later...
"Our heroes are moving along the base of the ship". Informed No-Heart.
"There's nothing we can do about this, fortunately, the wind is strong." Said Dr. Eggman.
"And really cold..." Said Gargamel.
"And high..." Said Ightorn.
"And really scary like a Sam Raimi movie !" Said No-Heart.
"All right, enough with those cliches, tells everyone some spoilers about Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness while you're at it !" Said Dr. Willy sarcastically.
"Like the fact that Sir Patrick Stewart is back as Professor X ?" Said Gargamel much to the villains exasperation.
Our heroes continues to the inside of the Dark Halberd until they arrived in a secret area fulls of Spaghettis.
"NO ! My secret stash of Spaghettis !". Said No-Heart.
"You took spaghettis in this ship, just by yourself ?! How selfish you are, No-Heart !" Said Dr. Eggman with anger.
"That seemed delicious... even Azrael wanted to take a bite..." Thought Gargamel.
Our heroes progress towards another room.
"Our heroes are headed for the reactor." Informed No-Heart.
"If we lose the reactor, Bowser's will be so mad and it's another victory for those wretched heroes." Said Ightorn.
"Don't panic, I don't think Caleb will be smart enough to destroy the reactor." Reassured Dr. Willy.
"So long as a reflected laser doesn't hit the reactor, we have nothing to be worry about." Said Skeletor.
"Don't say things like that Skeletor and wait... Didn't Caleb and his friends defeated you moments ago ?" Asked Eggman.
Inside the reactor our heroes fights against Mangoruby which is hypnotized by Eggman's Cacophonic Counch. By defeating it, our heroes has enclenched a countdown which shows how many minutes is left for our heroes to escape the Dark Halberd before it crashes.
"Please tell me it was Kirby's stomach rumbling we just heard, Caleb". Said Piccolo with panic.
"I don't think so, let's see... The Dark Halberd is crashing !" Said Caleb.
"WHAT ?!" Exclaimed the other heroes.
"We don't have much time left, let's move !" Said Caleb. The other heroes nods and hurries to exit the Dark Halberd before it crashes.
"That's far enough Caleb !" Said No-Heart.
"This time, if we're going down, you're going down with us !" Said Ightorn.
"Caleb, tell everyone, i'll meet you guys later !" Ordered Seto Kaiba.
"But..." Said Caleb.
"Just like you said, we don't have any time left, just go !" Ordered Seto Kaiba.
Caleb nods and the heroes team continues, Seto uses Obelisk the Tormentor to blast away the 3 remaining 80's villains cartoons to another skies and Seto Kaiba pick up the pace with the heroes. Our heroes are almost at the exit of the Dark Halberd but Dark Meta-Knight ambushes them.
"Those members of the Brotherhood's of Evil have fled but I won't !". Said Dark Meta-Knight.
"So do us..." Said Caleb.
Information : (Defeat Dark Meta-Knight before the ship collapses)
Dark Meta-Knight uses his Dark Mach Tornado at the group, but they dodge and Sora attacks with his Keyblade while Kirby swings his own hammer, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Drill Rush. Bijou casts Blizzard while Buster uses Carrots Missile, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Shuttle Loop at the group, who dodge and Caleb slide dashes and then spin slashes while the Keroro Squad shoots multiple elemental shots, but Dark-Meta Knight uses Dark Dimensional Cape. After the attacks is finished, Ribbon bashes with her magic wand, but Dark Meta-Knight uses once again Dark Mach Tornado, only for Kirby to multi punch and then uses Final Cutter, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Drill Rush, but Sora attacks with his Keyblade while Ribbon whacks with her staff, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Mach Tornado but Boss uses Earthquake.
Dark Meta-Knight retaliates by slashing Kirby, but Sasuke uses Fireball Jutsu and it gets Dark Meta-Knight, who gets angry and tries to slash Sasuke with his sword, but Sasuke dodges and Buster uses Carrot Missiles, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Shutter Loop. Kirby spin kicks while Bijou casts Blizzard, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Drill Rush, but Tom Hardy uses Venom bashing while Kirby swings his hammer, but Dark Meta-Knight tries to slash Kirby again. Caleb slide dashes to stop the evil clone of Kirby's rival and ally and then attacks with his sword, but Dark Meta-Knight uses Dark Dimensional Cape, but Murray multi punches while the Keroro squad shoots multiple elemental shots while Buster uses Carrot Missiles but Dark Meta-Knight uses once again Dark Mach Tornado. Sora spin slashes with his Keyblade while Boss uses Earthquake which makes Dark Meta-Knight vulnerable and ready for the heroes final attacks.
Caleb and Sora uses Orb of Light, Luigi uses Poltergust G-00, Yoshi uses Stampede, Kirby and Ribbon uses Giga Sword, Meta-Knight uses Galaxia Darkness, Tom Hardy uses Venom Fury, Shadow uses Chaos Control, Hinata and Fluttershy uses Double Byakugan, Raiden uses Blade Mode, Piccolo uses Light Grenade, Sasuke uses Fire Ball Jutsu, Seto Kaiba uses Neutron Blast, The Tiny Toons heroes (minus Buster Bunny) uses Cartoon Logic, The Go-Getters Pokemon team uses Triple Finish, Joanna uses Maiar Bombardment, Buster Bunny uses Trinity Limit, The Ham-Hams uses Ham-Ham Paradise, The Keroro gang uses Keroro Final Storm and The Cooper gang uses Recon Cooper Gang and their targets which takes photos of Dark Meta-Knigt, the last photo shows the heroes posing together with Dark Meta-Knight defeated.
Our heroes managed to destroyed the Dark Halberd and since Fortress Maximus survived his assault against the Dark Halberd, he takes many heroes to safety, while Caleb uses a wheelie bike and Kirby uses his Star Warp to take to safety Hinata Hyuuga and Flutteshy. Before returning to his adoptive parents home, Caleb stayed with Meta-Knight.
"Thank you for taking down my evil clone Caleb, the Halberd has now retrieved his rightful owner." Said Meta-Knight.
"Are you sure Dark Meta-Knight survived the crash ?" Asked Caleb.
"Only time will tell, Caleb." Answered Meta-Knight.
Before we finish the chapter, there's three post-chapter scenes, so here's the first one : (Warning this post-chapter scene may contains spoilers for Digimon : Worlds in Danger or Smash Bros Kombat Z)
Keyblade Graveyard :
"I heard you were destroyed by Caleb, right ?" Asked a voice which belonged to Kronika
"Yes and those members of the Brotherhood of Evil have betrayed me !" Answered Dark Meta-Knight.
"I'm Kronika, keeper of time ! I can give you the opportunity to exact your revenge against Caleb so do you accept to join our ranks ?"
"With pleasure Kronika ! This time Caleb you will rue the day you cross my path !". Said Dark Meta-Knight.
(Now a doppelganger of the Star Warrior rival and ally has joined the Keeper of time army).
Post-chapter scene number 2 :
HQ of the Brotherhood of Evil :
"As you may know, in a few days will be Mother's day and we're gonna make a surprise for the Digidestined". Explained Bowser.
"Pray tell, what is that plan Bowser ?" Asked Azula.
"We're gonna kidnaps the mother of the Digidestined and of course Luke and Caleb so they assist to the defeat of their own children by our hands !". Said Bowser.
"An evil gift for Mother's day for all the wicked stepmother in the Multiverse, I like that..." Smirked evilly Queen Chrysallis while Bowser and the rest of the Wicked Stepmotherrs of the Brotherhood of Evil laughs evilly.
Post-chapter scene number 3 :
Samus is feeding Baby Metroid with a bottle of milk and she speaks to it.
"Perhaps we could do something together with no missions and not thinking about Ridley since in a few days will be Mother's day, so what do you think ?". Asked Samus while finishing feeding Baby Metroid.
Baby Metroid screeches happily to finally have some time with his mother-figure since it will be mother's day in a few days.
"All right, i'll take some days off so that it will be the two of us for Mother's day." Giggled Samus while still cradling Baby Metroid in her arms.
There we go another chapter finished, and after the hiatus, I finished the fanfic as soon as possible, thanks again for the request RGKecleon, hope you'll find it interesting and less rushed than the Great Cave Offensive request. Next up, a mother's day special awaits us and the Digidestined will face the Wicked Stepmother team of the Brotherhood of Evil to save their respective moms. Keep it up with those requests, you guys are the best and sorry again if I made spoilers for Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness ! Goodbye for now.
