Title: How to tame the amazon
Author: Princess-asturia
Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own this… the owner owns this.
Chapter 1: Punching out my Heart
Randy made his way to the Raw building with his new storyline; Reunion of Evolution.
"Well, well ,well, Orton... it seems we're a team again, kid." Triple h laughed.
Randy smirked and nodded. "How did you manage to do it?"
"I didn't do anything... Steph did." Triple h smirked.
Randy nodded and gazed at a raven-haired diva, making her way to her locker room. "Look what the tide brought us tonight."
"Back off, Orton... you may be back here on Raw, but I warn you, get in my grill and I'll kick you back to Smack Down... literally!" She sneered.
"Whatever you say my love." He mocked.
"One more word out of you and I'll punch you right in the face! Leave me alone, damn it!" She shoved him away and walked on.
"Nice come back, kid." Triple h smirked and raised a brow on the seemingly dazed youngster. "What the heck did she do to you?"
"She captured my heart." He sighed.
Triple h laughed out loud. "Dave's never going to believe this."
"Belive what?" Flair and Batista chorused.
"Randy's in love with... LISA!"
Both Flair and Batista stared at Randy and back at Triple h. "No."
"Ask him yourselves." Triple h snickered.
"Really, kid... we know Champ's playing with us again... so tell us, you don't love her, right?"
Randy frowned. "What if I do?"
"Oh this is fattening." Batista laughed. "Flair... care to do the old thing?"
"Of course." Flair hollered, and turned slightly red on the process.
"Would you both save it for later...? It's gonna be humiliating out here." Triple h said.
9-9
"Evolution is getting back together?" RVD glared at a visiting Christian who was throwing his things all around the room.
"That's what I heard." Maria said
"Would you stop that Jay? My locker's a mess!" RVD snapped and turned to Maria. "Thanks anyway for the info."
Maria smiled and nodded.
9-9
"Oh Randy... hold me tight with your strong arms." Flair teased.
"My Victoria, I'll hold you tight." Batista added.
Randy turned red with both humiliation and anger. "Will you both stop? We just entered the damn locker room and you're at it again."
"We can't stop it, man... it's just too fun teasing you, right, Champ?"
Triple h nodded and sat down. "I don't want anyone disturbing my phone call with Steph... so all of you, SHUT UP!"
Randy made a face and sneered at Batista and Flair. "Champ... I'll go grab some soda."
Triple h glared and waved his hand dismissively.
9-9
"Victoria." He smirked.
"Randy." Victoria sneered. "Take a hike."
"You're asking me out?" He sneered.
"No, I'm telling you to simply get lost!"
"Oh really?"
"And this is my simple way of saying it." Victoria narrowed her eyes and punched Randy's chest, hard.
Randy gasped for air as her fist collided with his chest. "That was highly uncalled for."
"Next time, that won't be the only thing I'll do to you."
9-9
"Randy... I call it... Victoria's punch... of love." Batista teased.
"No, it's called Punching his Heart Away." Triple h said.
"I think it's called, Taking his breath away." Flair laughed.
"I think it's called, shut up." Randy rolled his eyes.
"Fine, we'll shut up..." Batista snickered. "Lover boy."
Author's note: How was it? Hehehe hope you liked it
