Disclaimer-thingy: glomps Dib "Security!" "No, they're taking me away because I didn't say that Invader Zim is Jhonen Vasquez's and not mine! Nooo...or was it that the music wasn't mine…hmmm…whatever, Nooo…"
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It all started three months ago, when I came back to earth and crash landed in Dib's backyard. A year since I had last landed on earth.
"Mimi, put a cloaking device on the remains of the ship and us." I ordered, seeing Dib peering at us on top of the roof, smiling. He didn't know it was us, probably because he had never seen my ship and thought all Irkens had the same ship Zim did. His smile faded when the ship disappeared. Mimi and I got out.
I had not come to make another attempt at taking Zim's mission (if it can be called that), but when Mimi hit the buttons on the side of my ship, it sent out magnetic waves that repelled us from all planets, leaving me with a lot of time to think when Zim sent us hurtling through space.
I had always laughed with everyone else at Irken military training when Zim messed up or broke something (which is quite often), but we didn't really talk to each other. He had always been funny, yelling at anything that didn't go his way. Though I never would admit it, I always thought he looked sort of cute when his antennae went down just before something blew up. Naturally, I got to thinking about him and sort of got a crush on him. Being an Irken, I do not wait around and blush and decided to confront him immediately. When I got control of my ship, I just came back.
"Mimi, come on!" I hissed through the thick foliage of the forest behind Dib's house.
Using the same thing Zim did (I don't know what they call it, sorry), I planned a normal house (at least to humans) and decided to take a walk while it set up.
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It was a strange relationship, if you really think about it. Then again, any relationship with two different species is weird. I guess it started because I like to kick people around, and Zim is easy to kick around.
Before I knew it, we had two smeets. Zim got paranoid and was worried Dib would find out. "Dib looks so hard he can't find what's in front of his own nose." I told him, but he decided to go to his home planet.
I set up where the smeets would sit and placed the bundles in. I sat in my seat, waiting for Zim to program the ship. 5…Wait, where's Gir?" Zim shouted.4… Gir popped out from the blankets. 3… "Here I am!" he screeched loudly.2… Where are my kids?" I yelled. 1… I routed through the other blankets, finding only baby clothes (A/N: I would have put minimoose in, but I haven't seen his episodes yet).Blast off! "My babies!" I shrieked, seeing two blankets as we flew off into the stars. "Zim, turn it around!" I screamed. "It's on auto-pilot!" he yelled.
Anger rising, I attempted to bash his head in, not realizing I was keeping him from the buttons that would have helped unless we passed the atmosphere. Which we did before I calmed down.
On the next street, I saw Zim's house and heard a loud whooshing noise. I looked up to see Zim's ship rushing through the sky wearing a sign that said Irk or bust. I was thinking two things "Idiot, you must have a cloaking device somewhere if with your crazy assistant." and "Why didn't I come earlier! Argh!" Soon, my thoughts were interrupted by two wailing blankets next to Zim's house. I picked them up and gasped. I couldn't do this alone. I got into my disguise.
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knock knock "I'm coming, I'm coming!" I shouted. Turning off my computer, I vaulted off my bed, racing for the door.
After opening the door, I jumped back. "Tak!" I yelled. "Um, I need to talk to you." she said hastily. I stared at her. "What is she planning?" I thought.
She stepped past me into the living room and sighed. "I'm not sure how to explain this to you. So I'll just get to the point." she said. She still hesitated, gathering her thoughts.
Placing one of the bundles she was carrying on the couch, she held the other one up so I could see. Opening it, she showed me a tiny, red-eyed, green, Zim-like baby alien!
I staggered back and stuttered as questions flooded my head. "It's Zim and…Gaz's" she said, looking up at me. "They blasted off to Irk and accidentally left them. I need help…desperately." She added.
My mind went blank. "A baby alien…Zim…Gaz's…help…desperately." I only heard the main points of what she said, but I still snapped back in anger. "Will you help me" she pleaded, the emotion fizzling out her holographic disguise. "WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU? YOU'RE AN ALIEN! BEING A PARANORMAL INVESTIGAOR MEANS MAKING SURE YOUR KIND DON'T DESTROY EARTH!" I snapped. I had backed her into a corner until tears flooded her eyes. There was no where for her to run.
I slowly regained control of what I was saying. "I'm sorry…It was all so sudden." I said, looking at the wailing babies and the cowering foster mother, who had no intention of harming earth. I held out my hand. She flinched, but realizing I meant no harm, took it. I helped her up. I had no way of knowing that handshake meant an eternity of insanity and torture.
