Day 1:

Today, when we came over (Tak slept at her house) Dib said he had a bunk bed and I could sleep in the bottom portion and the babies could sleep in Gaz's old bed, which he was going to change into a crib.

While Dib was busy, I didn't have much to do, so I watched him. We started talking, but he kept getting to questions about our species. I would avoid those, but he found out we were Irkens from Irk and the babies were called smeets. I gave up and told him how we had been the lowest race, leading us to gain vital survival skills. Plus, I told him the Irken species, seeing a ship, built our own, and became the most powerful species in the universe.

Satisfied, Dib changed the subject. Eventually, he finished and showed me the crib. After that he rushed me out saying he had a different project. I got suspicious, but left.

I decided to give the smeets a bath. "I really wish we knew what to call you." I said as I took the blanket off the first smeet. I gasped. "Dib!" I yelled. He came running. "What is it?" he panted. "Look." I commanded. On the first smeet's foot was a little tag that said Zaz. He blinked. "What does it say?" he asked. I blushed. I forgot. He couldn't read Irken." It says Zaz" I said. "What does the other smeet's tag say?" Dib asked. I slowly took off the second smeet's blanket. I looked at it and gasped. "What does it say?" He asked. "It says…Dib." I said. I wasn't sure how he would react. I mean his sister had named her kid after him, but then, so did his mortal enemy. "They named it after…me?" he stuttered. "Even when he's named after you, you still call him it!" I said, glaring. "Jeez, sorry." he said.

"What to see what I've been working on? I'm almost finished." Dib said, changing the subject. It was a machine that could take care of the smeets while we went to school. "I'm glad you built it just in time for Monday." I said. I looked over it. There was a homemade playpen, another crib, a table for changing diapers, and two high-chairs. I still didn't trust the smeets on that thing.

"It's not finished yet. You can stay here as I finish it." Dib said. "I'll just finish Dib and Zaz's bath." I said. "This will probably get confusing, so why don't we call him 'little Dib'?" I offered. "'little Dib' I like that." He smiled.

When the smeets finished their bath, I came back in. "What's wrong?" Dib asked. "What makes you think something's wrong?" I asked. "You look worried." he said. "I am worried. I mean, we're too young to be parents, barely know each other's species. We're not even sure what species they are. On Irk, we would just beam information into smeet's PAKs, but PAKs reject anything that isn't a purebred Irken. We're not even sure what part of them is human." I said. Dib started laughing. "What is it?" I asked. "Well, the smeets are either smeeties or...beets!" he laughed. "Dib, that's just silly! It should be...both Irken and Human end in 'en'! That won't work." I said. I couldn't help but laugh a little after that. Pretty soon, we couldn't stop. It took a few minutes for us to calm down.

I gasped. "Dib, I just remembered!" I said. "What is it?" he asked. "I gave the smeets a bath!" I said. He stared at me like I was crazy. "I forgot to mix the chemicals that keep it from burning them." I said. "They look fine to me. Wait a second, Zim was 'allergic' to lunch meat, too!" he said, looking at the smeets. "I don't think this is a good idea, Dib." I said, backing up as he came back from the kitchen holding a piece of bologna in front of him. "Stay away from her!" I screamed, covering Zaz up and running to our bedroom. Dib didn't chase me. He headed to the smeet's room. He bit his lip as he picked up little Dib's hand and...I realized what was going on and rushed into the room, "Nooo!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Waahh!" little Dib screeched. "Gah! Jeez, what did I do?" Dib said, covering his ears. Of course, I didn't hear him over the smeet's wail. I cradled little Dib until his wail lessened to a whimper, and then to a soft giggle. I placed both smeets in the crib as they fell asleep.

Dib left and retired to the sofa in the living room, a frown etched on his face. I followed him. "You won't trust me for a long time, will you?" he said, looking at the floor. "Yes, I will. Everybody makes bad choices sometimes." I said. I propped up my head on my elbow and thought about the smeets. "You worry too much." he said. "You work too much. I built my ship myself and I could have built the crib." I retorted, grabbing him by the arm and pulling him towards his dad's basement. "Hey!" he yelled, surprised.

"I built this myself while you were busy.." I said, motioning towards a large rectangular prism of metal. I pressed a few buttons and music started playing.

You, You're always there for me
When I need you most
Day and night you're by my side
Protecting me
When I feel like crashing down
You seem to be around
There you are
You're not that far cos


I started dancing around. Dib just stared at me.

Whenever, where ever baby
You'll protect me
No matter what
Hold me tight with all your might And you'll never let me go
Protecting me


I grabbed his hands and started dancing.

You listen to me when
I speak out loud and you
You know when my hearts been bent
When my lifes tumbling around
You take me off the ground
You tell me everythings ok


He looked like he really didn't want to dance, but I knew he didn't want me to be mad at him, either

Whenever, where ever baby
You'll protect me
No matter what
Hold me tight with all your might You'll never let me go

He refused to look me in the eye.

You'll never let me go
You'll never let me go
You'll never let me go


I began humming along with the music.


When its my turn (My turn)
To help you out (Help you out)
I glady lift you up without a doubt


I started singing.

(Whenever) Whenever, where ever baby
You'll protect me
No matter what
Hold me tight with all your might You'll never let me go (Let me go)

"Dance, It's good for your soul!" I told him. (A/N: My sister made me put that and I couldn't think of anything. Same with the next.)

Whenever, where ever baby
I'll protect you
No matter what
Hold you tight, with all my might
And I'll never let you go (Let you go)

"If you don't dance, I'll have to get crazy for the both of us." I warned him.

You, you're always there for me
When I need you most
Day and night you're by my side
Protecting me
Protecting me

It moved to the next song. I didn't stop turn it off.

You act like you don't know me
When you see me on the street
You're makin' like I turn you off
When you know you think I'm sweet

Dib finally danced, it was barely dancing, but it was dancing. (A/N: I'm so descriptive aren't I?)


It don't have to be like that
I guess you're insecure
If you say what's on your mind
I might answer "sure"

I hoped he would loosen up.


So I walk a little slower
And try to catch your eye
Sometimes, it's so hard to see
The good things passin' by

I decided to encourage him.


There might never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling you to make your move
Or when the time is right, so...

"Dib, Loosen up!" I shouted over the music.

Why not
Take a crazy chance
Why not (Why not)
Do a crazy dance
If you lose a moment
You may lose a lot
So why not
Why not

Dib loosened up and went with the flow.

You always dress in yellow
When you wanna dress in gold
Instead of listening to your heart
You do just what you're told

"Or was he?" I thought.


You keep waiting where you are
For what you'll never know
Let's just get into your car
And go baby go

I stared at him suspiciously.

Why not
Take a crazy chance
Why not (Why not)
Do a crazy dance
If you lose a moment
You may lose a lot
So why not
Why not

Dib looked anxiously at the door like a wild animal trying to escape.

Oh...oh
I could be the one for you
Oh, yeah
Maybe yes,
maybe no
Oh...oh
It could be the thing to do
What I'm sayin' is
You gotta let me know


"I knew it." I thought.

You'll never get to heaven or even to L.A.
If you don't believe there's a way
Why not
Take a star from the sky
Why not
Spread your wings and fly
Oh-It might take a little
And it might take a lot
But...why not
Why not

"Boys" I sighed.

Why not
Take a crazy chance
Why not (Why not)
Do a crazy dance
If you lose a moment
You may lose a lot
So why not
Why not

Dib rushed upstairs before it could switch to another song. I turned the music off. When I got up, he wasn't in bed. He didn't go to bed all night...

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I read too many flirty Tak fanfics (it was only one!). Sorry, I don't do songfics well AT ALL. I kept begging my sister, PurpleGhostSausage, to do it, but she would only get me the words. For the end of the bologna part, I accidentally wrote it like Tak was cradling big Dib. O.O Heh, heh, heh...oopsie. DIBBEH'S IN TROUBLE! SO HE MUST DANCE:D huggles Sorry about the lack of good writing, I wanted to turn it in tonight. REVIEW PEOPLES, AND I SHALL BE HAPPY AND NOT MAKE YOU DANCE!