Day 2:

"You want to help me test out the 'nanny'? It's ready." Dib said. "You worked on it all night." I accused. "Yes, I did." he replied, running to the basement. He grabbed a lump of metal shaped like a smeet and put it in the crib. He pushed a button on a remote and the metal cried. The arms put a diaper on it, cradled it, and, when it stopped, put it in the crib again. I still wasn't sure. Zim and Gaz had practically entrusted me with their smeet. "So...what do you think?" Dib asked hopefully. "I don't really have a choice, do I?" I said. He frowned. "Dib, I'm worried." I sighed. "What's new?" he joked, sitting down next to me. "Dib, this is serious. What if they can't get used to me in my disguise?" I said. "You'll only use it when you have to." he said. I put on my disguise and looked in the crib. The smeet reached for me. I picked them up. "See, everything's fine. There's nothing to worry about. Now, hurry up. We're going to be late to Skool." he added. I ruffled the smeets hair and placed them in the playpen under the 'nanny's care before I rushed out the door. "Could you set up a camera in the smeet's playroom so you could watch them with your video-watch at Skool?" (A/N: See bloaty's pizza hog to see the video-watch. Just don't ask me how she found out about it.) I asked. "I could, but not until after Skool." he said.

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Meanwhile in space:

"Seventy-twelve cans of poop on the wall..." Gir sang (A/N: I hate that name for a company.). "Are you counting UP?" I shouted. He had just been on something like ninety-two. Zim had been staring at me the whole time, he wouldn't even sleep, even when I did. I guess he was worried I would wake up before he did and beat him up. I was planning something worse...after a nap and some pizza. I had been saying that for two hours and it was getting boring. Zim wouldn't even speak. I was going insane much faster than on earth with Dib's droning. Zim's eyes closed a little. He grabbed some scissors and snipped of some of his antennae off to keep awake. How stupid can you get? Sniffing pizza is a lot less painful (A/N: Gaz has a two-track mind: pizza and getting annoyed. There isn't much else to write. I'm sorry!). He stared at his piece of antennae, turned to me and pulled out two of my hairs. "Ow, you're on thin ice, Zim!" I growled. He cringed while twisting my hair around his antennae and vice versa with my other hair and another clipped antennae. He dropped them in the DNA tracker slot. "Zaz and Dib...last name unfiled." the tracker read.

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Dib and I walked down the hall to the lunch room and sat at Dib and Gaz's usual spot. "I remember when I threw a muffin at Zim's head when he was sitting alone at that table." Dib said as we sat down (A/N: That's my fav eppie!). Dib looked at his watch. "Surprise!" he said, showing me the smeets on his video-watch. "Oh! You made it! Why didn't you tell me?" I asked. "I didn't want you asking me all day." Dib said. "I wouldn't do that!" I said, though I was making a mental note not to. "I'm starved. Let's eat." Dib said, picking up his fork. I poked at my food. "Let me see the smeets." I said. "Jeez!" He said while I snatched the video-watch from him. I watched the smeets' every move until the bell rang.

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It showed us my old house. Zim and I gasped in unison. "Dib-beast! Tracker, show movement of the smeets since liftoff...and that of Dib." Zim ordered. The flashing lights said Dib was in our house and the babies "flew" to him and stayed at our house. "Tracker, show us who's currently in the Dib-stink's house." Zim commanded. "Zaz and Dib...last name unfiled." the tracker read again. "He's at school, Zim...He left them ALONE!" I yelled. "Show who was with the smeets when they went to Dib-monkey's house." Zim shouted. "Tak" the tracker replied. Zim gasped. We both let out a cry of anger. "Stealing my mission again!" Zim yelled. "He lift my kids ALONE" I yelled. "To please the Tallest and overshadow ME!" Zim shouted. "HE...LEFT...MY...KIDS...ALONE!" I shouted. Zim wittingly decided to shut up. "Sensors indicate machinery rocking the smeets and Tak was sensed with I.L.H. "I.L.H... I.L.H.! I.L.H.!" Zim chanted, sounding surprised and getting louder with every I.L.H. "What the heck is I.L.H.!" I asked. "I.L.H. is..." Zim whispered.

My eyes bugged out. "IRKEN LOVE HORMONE!" I screamed. "You know, she wouldn't go to steal your mission if she was in love with somebody. She was already beaten once. I wonder how she fell in love with you." I added. "But...but...I AM ZIM!" Zim cried out. I smacked him in the head with an empty aluminum can. "Shut up, whiner." I said. "Eeheehoohahaha!" Gir said, obviously deciding his song wasn't annoying us to our full capacity. Even though this is faster, I'm not sure which is less painful.

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The second we got in the door I turned off my disguise. "Oh! My smeets!" I screamed. Dib rolled his eyes. I came back. "They're sleeping." I whispered. "What do you want for dinner?" He asked. "I don't care." I replied. "How about steak? Oh yeah, you're 'allergic'" He said. "That was just Zim. Remember I had to touch meat to throw it at him. I told you I was better with my disguise than him. Steak's fine." I agreed. We just took care of the smeets until it was time for dinner.

Nothing really important happened during dinner. "You know, the only thing I can think of that's the same for humans and Irkens is our body structure. I mean, our teeth are ten times harder than you diamonds." I said. "Mmhmm" Dib mumbled with his mouth full. I made a face and didn't say much after that. I only ate a little. "I heard there was a carnival across the street." I said, between courses. "So?" He asked, taking a sip of his drink. "I think we should go." I said. "I'm not sure..."Dib started."What is it? Are you afraid to get beaten by a girl at one of the games?" I taunted. So, of course, we went.

In our (well, my) hurry to get to the carnival, we didn't get dessert. So, we got chocolate-covered strawberries. I didn't think I would finish first, but I did. "Dib, we've got to play at least one game." I whined. I chose the first game where the person standing at it didn't yell at us to play it. We played one of those games where the ball will roll out and you roll it into different holes to decide if you go fast or slow. There was a nice-looking woman to hand out prizes. Dib hesitated. "We can't play if there's only one player." The woman said. Dib reluctantly chose chair number one. I sat at number two. The woman pressed the button to start the game. "One, two, one, two...I think it will be one. It's two!" she said excitedly. "Aw, sorry Dib." I said as she handed me a giant plushie puppy. "I would have given it to you anyway. What good is a puppy plushie in a lab?" He muttered. "Awww...Isn't that sweet? Isn't he sweet?" I asked the woman. "The sweetest." she agreed. Dib pulled up the collar of his coat to hide his face. I wished he would stop. I was about to ask him to stop, but I got a better idea. "Brrr...I'm cold." I said, shivering. "Here take it." Dib said coldly, handing me his coat. I winked at the prizes lady. She winked back. "How about a ride?" I asked. "Maybe before dinner, but definitely not after." he said. I had no choice, he was already walking home.

"Thank you for taking me, I had fun." I said quietly. "You're welcome." he said hastily. I felt bad for embarrassing him, but I felt like he just wanted me ad the smeets to test on after the bologna incident. I told him I forgave him, but I would never forget. It reopened the wound Zim left me. I ran ahead so he wouldn't see me cry. "Tak, wait up!" he said, it was probably loudly, but I only heard a whisper. I knew he was chasing after me, because I could hear his boots on the pavement. People who saw me crying and Dib chasing me either glared at Dib or tried to stop him. I reached home. I didn't have a key, so I just pulled up the collar of his coat. "Tak..." he started with he finally reached me. He put his hand on my shoulder. "Leave me alone." I sobbed, as I shrugged his hand off.

Dib opened the door and I ran to our bedroom, took off my disguise, and collapsed on my bed, crying. Dib left me alone, and I stayed there until he finished checking up on the smeets. I still hadn't stopped crying when he came up to go to bed. "Tak..." he began again. I didn't even have the energy to tell him to leave me alone, yet I could still talk to him, like when I tried to decide how to yell at Zim when I got back to earth. "Do you even know why I came back to earth?" I sniffled. "Huh?" he asked. "Do you even know why I came back to earth?" I shouted. Dib thought for a few moments. "No, I don't know." he said. "For Zim, not his mission, not revenge, Zim." I sobbed, shaking. Dib didn't understand. "I love Zim." I shouted. Dib looked surprised. I leaned on him and sobbed on his shoulder. "You're sad he left?" Dib asked quietly. "I love...you, too." I said, hugging him to me, like he would vanish into thin air. Dib froze. "You love...me?" he repeated. I nodded. Dib pulled me up and looked into my purple Irken eyes. I lunged and latched on to him again, sobbing harder than ever. "I still don't see exactly what the problem is." Dib whispered. "Z...Zim likes Gaz." I sobbed. "You still have me." he said. "You just want me and the s...smeets for test subjects!" I wailed. "I would never want that!" Dib shouted, shocked. He wiped the tears off my face. I collapsed on his lap and cried myself to sleep. Not wanting to disturb me, Dib just leaned back and fell asleep.

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I was screaming "I SUCK! I SUCK!" I couldn't think of a reaction for Gaz. XP I like the part right after Tak won the game best. O.O they must have been up 'till like, midnight. On a school night! Bad Dibbeh! I hope you liked the ending. I feel like I'm getting ahead of myself, though. XP I hope you guys don't mind. I really did go to a carnival and win a dog (I made my sis give it to some random little girl, though).