Day 5:

"Wwwaaahhh!" the smeets cried out. "I had to deal with you yesterday. It's your turn." I moaned. "I'm going, I'm going." Dib said, getting out of bed. "Wait, shouldn't 'Nanny' be taking care of them?" He asked. I never was much of a morning person. First three hundred years of my life? They were the worst. I barely heard what Dib was saying. I just mumbled random things into the pillow and hoped he would go away. A few minutes after he left, I got up. When I went downstairs, I could hear Dib working in the basement. "It broke?" I asked loudly from the top of the stairs. "Yeah, it did." Dib said. I struggled not to tell him he works too hard. The smeets were already in their high-chairs, but not fed. I soon got them fed and washed up. "Dib, it's time for 'Skool'." I shouted to the basement. "I'll be up in a minute." He said. "Dib, it's time for 'Skool', now." I repeated. I heard his boots walking up form the basement. His hair was really disheveled. I fixed it up. "Hey, stop it." He said, pushing me away half-heartedly. I put the smeets in a crib with a bottle each and ran out the door. "Are you sure we can't do more." I asked as we walked to "Skool". "They'll be fine. They might get hungry, but they won't starve." He said. I looked back at the house. "If you stay home right after me, they'll get suspicious." He said. "No, they won't." I whispered to myself. "I want to make sure I locked the door." I said, running home with my new key. Dib spun around and frowned at me, but didn't chase me. When I got home, I put the smeets so I could hear them from the basement and began to work on the "Nanny".

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"Are we there yet?" Gir asked for the thousandth time, still as enthusiastic as the first. "No, we aren't there yet! Zim will turn this ship around and we will never be there if you don't shut up!" I barked, turning around to face him. "Awww…somebody's unhappy. They need a song." He frowned. I shot him a horrified look. "I'm going to sing the doom song now. Doom…doom…doom…" he sang, brightening up considerably. I groaned and held my head. I could tell Zim was trying to focus on the "road", but getting very frustrated in the process. I let my mind float back to all the road trips where everyone got annoyed by each other. Dib was like Gir, annoying me and getting annoyed by no one caring about aliens or singing. I was getting annoyed in both situations. Dad was like Zim, pretending to ignore us, but shouting: "Quiet, I'm trying to drive!" Zim shouted to Gir. Some things never change. "What are you going to do about Tak?" I asked Zim. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Duh, she likes you." I said, accomplishing my goal of making him feel stupid. "I thought that pretty much took care of itself." He said. "Eh, whatever." I shrugged, losing interest.

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"All the work finished in half the time it would take a human." I thought, looking at the house, pleased. I had fixed the "Nanny", cleaned the house, ate lunch, and was preparing for Dib to come home. "I can't believe cleaning takes them a whole earth season!" I said to myself. The door opened. Dib walked in with a torn sleeve and an ear with a bite taken out of it. "Dib, what happened?" I asked, rushing to him. He had scratches on his hand. "Dogs chased me." He said calmly. I lead him to the newly-equipped medicine cabinet (what can I say. I had a ton of free time). "You look like you need a break." I said. Dib looked confused. "I packed a basket full of some human food and some Irken food. I was thinking we could go to Tulip Park and have a picnic for dinner." I said. I was surprised that he didn't blush. He just smiled slightly. I fussed over the smeets and let Dib rest until… "It's dinnertime." I said, smiling at Dib. I grabbed the basket and we were ready to go.

Soon, we were spreading out the picnic blanket. We had a good meal and were in good moods. We stood on the bridge over looking the lake. The full moon was reflected in it. "It's so beautiful here. It's really peaceful and tranquil." I said quietly, looking at the lake with the willow branches dipped in it. "Yes, it does look beautiful." He said, but I could see out of the corner of my eye that he was looking at me. I rested my elbow on the rail of the bridge and put my cheek on my hand. We looked into each others eyes. We leaned forward slowly until I could feel his breath. "I'm sorry, Tak. I can't." Dib said, inching back. "What…why?" I asked. "You…have your hologram on." He said, turning it off. We continued where we left off, a human and an Irken kissing under the light of the moon. I felt like I was flying on air. Actually, I was. "Ahhh!" I screamed as the rail I was leaning on broke. "Tak!" Dib cried out, rushing to the side of the lake, throwing off his coat. I tried to swim to him, but he waded out to me first. "I'm sorry. I ruined the moment, didn't I?" I whispered sadly. "It wasn't your fault." He said, helping me to my feet. We both fell in the process and ended up soaking wet. We laughed. The date ended with me shivering in Dib's coat, which he insisted on lending to me, because it was the only thing that wasn't wet. I cleaned up and was ready to go to bed because we still had "Skool" tomorrow. "Goodnight, Tak" Dib said. "Goodnight, Dib" I giggled. "Goodnight, little Dib. Goodnight, Zaz" we said together as they sniffed, feeling left out. "I love you, Tak." Dib said for the first time. Naturally, I didn't get anysleep after that.

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