The Tape Goes to New York
Shenron: WEE WOO WEE WOO! And welcome to CHAPTER 2!
Braun: I think it would sufice to just say hello sis.
Jody: Hi guys! And thank you krazypirategurl, I was wondering if Shenron was as stupid as to spell it wrong.
Shenron: -.-; oops... ANY WAY! Fortunately for me I have people to tell me when I'm stupid!
Braun: Everyone does, thats just how stupid you are.
Shenron: Well at least I'm smarter than a computer!
.: the computer flashes on the screen "NO YOUR NOT!" :.
Shenron: Stupid peice of crap.
.: computer flashes "At least I'm not as stupid as you" :.
Shenron: .: hits the computer until it stops flashing words :. If all else fails, hit it!
Jody: Ok, well I'm just going to do the disclaimer now .: clears throat :. We do not own Ring or any of its original charactors.
Shenron: Ya, I have to go back to the insulting computer but, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter 2: The Mornings Findings
Braun woke up and stared at the ceiling. He was laying in his blue sheeted bed, in the clothes he had worn the day before. He sat up and stared at the green wall with the circle window. He rubbed his eyes from the night time sleep. He looked over at the alarm clock, it said 9:00 A.M. He got out of bed and got dressed. He had pulled on his black shirt with a white stripe on it and a jacket that was short sleeved and green. He had also put on a pair of dark blue jeans.
He walked downstairs and looked into the living room. Shenron was sitting on the floor by the phone and everytime the phone rang she would pick it up, say shut up, and hang back up. Finally as Braun watched, Shenron got annoyed and answered it. (a/n FINALLY!) "HELL FREAKING LO!"
"You will die in seven days." The voice croaked and the line went dead. Shenron hadn't noticed this and was talking into the phone at the deadness.
"Actually it should be more like six days since I watched the tape yesterday, and actually it should be even more like eight days since Saterday and Sunday don't count." Shenron said into the phone. Braun stared at his sister as though she were psycho.
"Shenron, your amount of mental health is showing again." Braun said shaking his head and walking into the kitchen.
"What! Where?" Shenron looked herself over. Braun just shook his head more. Once he got into the kitchen he smelled eggs and bacon, and Jody was cooking them.
"I can't believe it, your cooking." Braun started laughing.
"Well, I thought it would get my mind off of last night." Jody listened for a second. "I guess Shenron finally got too annoyed."
"Yes, well, no matter what she does, she ceases to amaze me. Do you really believe that we'll die a week form now?" Braun looked over at his friend from his spot at the table. Jody had just got done cooking was setting everything on the table. Shenron ran into the kitchen and skidded past the table, falling on her butt while she was trying to stop. "Shenron what do you think about this whole movie, dieing thing."
Shenron stood up rubbing her butt. "Its all quite simple to me, the woman in the video commited suicide because of something she did, and the thing that she did something to has come to kill until it doesn't hate anymore."
Braun and Jody stared at Shenron as she sat down, amazed that she had said something smart for once. Shenron reached for the bacon and noticed that they were staring at her. "What?"
"You realize you not only spoke logic that makes sense, but you are also talking about a possibility that a ghost that could possibly kill you?" Braun asked.
"What?" Shenron said confused.
"Nevermind."
"Any way, if we want to live, it looks as though we have to go to the source, which means one very frightening thing," Shenron yet again said smartly and dramatically. "We must go to the evil, doomed library."
Braun fell off his chair at what his sister said, and Jody almost fell down from laughing. Braun got back onto his chair and rubbed his head, trying to get rid of the inevitable migrane. Jody got up and got Braun a cup of coffee setting down in his hand so that he knew it was there. Braun took it thankfully and drank the whole cup in a few gulps. Shenron finished everything off and walked over to the key rack. She then grabbed the only pair of keys to the rental car left without anyone looking and walked outside. Braun and Jody got to the key rack and found that there were no keys to grab.
"Do you think we have time to right a will?" Braun asked Jody.
Jody, who has never been in the same car as Shenron when she was driving, said very confused, "Why would we need to write a will, we're just going to the library."
Shenron: sorry it took so long to get this up, but I have been sick in bed for the last feew days, and grounded off of it for the other ones.
Braun: Ya, and unfortunately I couldn't write it cause its her computer. -.-
Jody: anyway, hope you all enjoyed this one if you like the last one, and hope that you never come in contact with Shenron, shes scary.
Shenron: I AM NOT!
.: computer flashes "And shes stupider than a stuffed animal." :.
Shenron: well of course, no one is smarter than a stuffed animal, except maybe the bunnies.
Braun: Not the bunny thing.
Shenron: They will take over the world, and then they will share there wealth of the world with the evil little ducks, the evil of the ducks.
Jody: yes, well, Shenron I think its time for you to get some medication.
Braun: Just because I pushed you in a pond with millions of ducks, and now your scared to death of them, it doesn't mean that they are taking over the world.
Shenron: Believe whatever you want, but I shall be prepared for the bunny and duck invasion.
Jody: I think we should rap this up, so Shenron doesn't scare away any of our readers.
Braun: I agree, so people R&R and make sure you don't run into Shenron.
Shenron: Androids scare me.
