The Tape Goes to New York
Shenron: Yoha and welcome to chapter 4 of the Tape Goes to New York! See BlackViper, I'm writing more, see, SEE! Please don't sick the androids on me! Especially not the BuffyBot! Or Android 17! THE EVIL OF THE ANDROIDS! and the ducks...
Braun: Hey, and I must thank BlackViper, Shenrons probably going to make this chapter in about a day or two, which means I will have to put up with her less.
Jody: HI! and technically its me that has to put up with her less, I mean, you live with her, and I don't.
Shenron: YUP! .: hugs Braun :.
Braun: .: trys to push away from Shenron :. NOOOO! IT BURNS US! IT BURNSSSS US!
Jody: BRAUN! Your catching the Shenron disease! NO! WE'RE LOSING HIM TO THE DARK SIDE! EVIL! ITS EVIL!
Shenron: Mahaha! I win! THE WORLD SHALL ME MINE!
Jody: ok, enough psychoticness until the beginning of the chapter, so I shall do the disclaimer. .: clears throat :. We do not own Ring or any of its original charactors.
Shenron: .: Still laughing histaicly :. anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter 4
The cafe' was filled with people, but it wasn't an ordinary cafe', it was a cyber cafe'. Computers were everywhere and the second episode of Star Wars was playing on the giant screen TV in the corner. The door slammed open and everyone turned to look at the door. Shenron was standing in the door, an action figure of Fett in her hand. All the people stopped and stared at the psycho.
"Alright! I'm going to ask a simple question, no one answers, and the Fett gets it!" she shouted. All the people in the cafe' go wide eyed, and one of them steps forward.
"Ask whatever you want! Just, don't hurt him!" the person said.
"MAHAHA! I want you all to serve under me! MAHAHAHAHAHAH-" Braun walked in just then and grabbed the Fett figure.
"Sorry bout that guys, Shenron is just fresh out of the anti-Star Wars convention. But we do need to know which way it is to the next town." he explained while handing the action figure over to one of the people.
"Just go down this street and take a left after four stop signs, you'll reach a road to go the a small town just on the coast," one of the other guys said.
"Thank you!" Jody said, helping Braun drag Shenron from the cafe'.
"NOOOOO! MY LEGON OF GEEKS AND NERDS! NOOOO! I WILL BE BACK! MARK MY WORDS! I WILL RETURN! AND MY FRIEND DARTH VADER WILL KILL YOU A-" the door closed as she was yelling her threat. Shenron was still being dragged until they got to the car, and even then, Braun didn't let go of her until she was safely locked inside the door. Braun wipped the sweat from his tan face, and looked around. It was a quite little city, or at least quiter than New York City.
Jody jumped into the passenger seat, and waited patiently for Braun to get in and start the car. He took one last look around, then got in the car, started it and drove off.
They had been driving for a few hours now, and Braun was starting to think that the people in the cyber cafe', had just told him a road to get him lost as revenge. Shenron was in the back seat, amusing herself by making weird noises. She looked down to the floor of the car and found a sharpie marker that she had left there before. Jody had been asleep since about an hour ago, and was sleeping soundly. Shenron opened the sharpie and slowly sneeked up to Jody's chair, her head slowly dawning over the top of the chair. She started drawing a mustache, and cat features on her face.
Once Shenron was almost done drawing her a pair of glasses when they approached the light house. Braun stared at it in wonderment. Shenron finished the set of glasses on Jody's face and started drawing her a unibrow. Braun stopped the car, and turned off the ignition. He had not been paying attention to his bored sister cause he had been to busy driving. He looked over at Jody to wake her up, and instantly started laughing, unable to control it.
Jody was not only sporting a kelly green tank top and blue jeans, but she also had a mustache, glasses, cat whiskers, a unibrow, and a black nose. Shenron was sitting in the back seat acting like she was asleep, snoring loudly. Braun was finally able to stop laughing, and looked back at his sister. She slowly opened one eye, pausing in mid-snore. She quickly closed it upon seeing Braun looking at her though, and went back to fake snoring.
Braun threw a bag of jalapeno sunflower seeds at Shenron, and she immediately "woke up" and started eating them.
"Make sure you don't spit those out in the car okay?" Braun said getting out of the car, and into the hot summer sun. Shenron was messing with the lock, trying to get the door open, but the lock wouldn't move. Braun walked over to that side of the car, and opened the door. The door had been unlocked the whole time, and Shenron fell right out the door, kissing the ground. Shenron had yelled out, and Jody woke up, startled and screamed. She got out of the car and looked down at Shenron. Shenron looked up, saw her creation, and put on a mad scientist face.
"IT'S ALIVE!" she yelled, making her voice sound like Egor (a/n spelling is probably not right...oops!).
"What are you talking about?" Jody asked sounding confused. Braun pointed to the car, and Jody looked. The car was shiny enought that she could see herself, and screamed at the sight.
Shenron: See, done, I finished master.
Braun: oh no, now you have her into the whole, Egor thing...
Jody: At least she isn't into Spike mode.
Braun: The stupid English.
Shenron: I swear, I'm finished, stop talking I need to post this so master doesn't sick the androids on me!
Braun: loooooooook Shenron, I'm talking. HAHAHA!
Jody: ok, well, please R&R, and make sure you don't run into Shenron. .: Watches Shenron try to kill Braun :.
Shenron: .: Hits Braun with jalapeno sunflower seeds :. The androids will not get the seeds, stupid androids.
Jody: Sheron, you knocked out Braun, thats scary.
Shenron: I hate androids master...
