Disclaimer: Um yeah…you caught me, I totally own Disney. I'm not proud of it, but there it is.
Rating: T for cursing and other schoolyard vulgarities.
Summary: "Basically, I'm just going to walk the earth…you know, like Caine from Kung Fu."
AN: Hey kids, glad you could make it. I warn you this is my first foray into the wild jungles of Lizzie McGuire fan fiction. Tread carefully, for here lies epic struggle, hyperoble,awkward combat betwixt the genders, unbridled lawn gnome enthusiasm, fervent lute playing, and fan boy references aplenty. Prepare yourselves appropriately.
