Hello, my name is Gabe Morgan, I'm 19 and I am a student. I study at Harvard to be a writer. Right now I wanna test my skills on a series I recently discover on Netflix...

" Hey there, Gabe ! " Olimar, the small alien from Pikmin, comes to my encounter while I am typing my next story.

" Oh hello Olimar, my fellow alien shipper. " I salute him without getting my eyes off the screen.

" Your last story on Dark Samus/Enderman was so... lemonny ! I loved it ! "

" It's a pleasure. I always wanted these two to conclude their relationship... By the way, have you heard of the brawl ? "

" The match between Donkey Kong and Ike ? "

" No the real-life brawl, at the cafeteria. Between Sephiroth and Enderman ! "

" What ?! Did he find out about Sephiroth and his girlfriend ? "

" Seems like it. "

" How did this happen ?! Who won ? Did Sephiroth use Supernova ? "

" No he didn't. About the brawl... After a few threathenings, Enderman pushes him, which initiated the fight : Sephiroth tried to get his sword Masamune but Endy - short for Enderman - shoved it away before throwing a punch at his face. They grabbed each other and continued the fight in the middle of the room. There, Enderman grabbed a cube from the floor and threw it on Sephiroth who cut it in half with Masamune. How did it get it back ?! Don't ask me. Anyway... Endy grabbed a steel bar and both engaged an epic swordfight... until Master Hand stopped this. That was short but scary ! I thought Seph would destroy the whole cafeteria ! "

" God... If I hadn't watched my pikmins at the time, I'd have been with you ! "

" I'm sorry for you. " Short silence. Suddenly, Olimar takes a look at the laptop.

" Anyway, what are you writing? "

" Just a silly desire... Not important. "

" Is it a romance story ? "

" Yes... "

" So it's interesting. Is it an alien ship ? "

" Not for now. "

" No... But nevermind. What is it ? "

" That's personal. "

" Is it personal writing something about a series that's got nothing to do with you or your family ? "

" Fine ! It's about No Good Nick... "

" No Good Nick... Is this with the guy who played Sam in the Lord of the Rings ? "

" Exactly. "

" Then I remember : it's about a story about a girl taking revenge on an entire family for her father's account... Am I right ? "

" Kinda. "

" But I wonder... I'm perplex... about why she is wasting an entire season about it when she could have done in only a month ! Also was she really forced to pretend to be of their family ? "

" Good points, my friend. But that's not what it's about. "

" Oh I remember. You're a passionate of lesbian porn ! Is this it ? "

" Exceptionally... NO. "

" I see. I thought you'd do a sex story about Nick and Molly. "

" That will be... for another time ! "

" Why are so saying this like in a series' To Be Continued ? "

" Nevermind that... Anyway it's about Molly's parents, Ed and Liz. "

" Molly's parents ?! Not very exciting, since they're already married. "

" But still... I'm disappointed there hasn't been some... intimate moments between them... Not a whole porn... Just a french kiss would've been enough. "

" Gabe... You're disgusting... And I like it ! "

" Thanks for the compliment. "

" So... Where are you ? "

" Right at the beginning. Until you show up. "

" I have an idea : what if I help you to write the oneshot ?! "

" That will be awesome : a special collaboration with the spaceman Olimar and your friendly neighborhood Gabe Morgan ! " That makes Olimar chuckle.

" Alright ! Let's do this. How do we start ? "

" Why the sex... Oh ! Careful ! I have to tell you something important. "

" Shoot. "

" I am registered in FanFiction, the best website ever for fanfictions ! But the problem is that I got banned for a kind of extreme lesbian lemon ! Hopefully they cancelled the ban."

" That's not fair ! "

" What's more unfair is that I saw other writers doing it... AND THEY ESCAPE THE WARNING UNFAIRLY ! I THINK I WILL... "

" Easy... So why telling me that ? "

" Basically... For anything about sex... Don't describe to far. If it's about naked, do it very brief. "

" I'll try not to disappoint you. "

" Okay. So... Help me out for the start : why the sex ? "

" Maybe... A birthday... Or a wedding's anniversary ? "

" More like... Ed's birthday. We men are real perverts ! " Both burst out laughing.

" Fuck you ! "

" Thanks. So the story... I'll narrate it briefly but I'll make it longer to entertain them. "

" Don't be OOC too. They hate that ! "

" Thanks. So... It happens after the series finale. The whole family - even Nick - goes Happy Birthday Ed. Then at midnight or sooner, everyone goes to their respective bedroom. That's when we come in. "

" To start with, make them dance into Careless Whisper. "

" Careless Whisper ? "

" It's the best love theme ever ! " Olimar claims.

" You're right. Love it too ! "

" They dance a very, very sensual lapdance... "

" NO ! They are 40 ! "

" Technically Sean Astin was 48 at the time. "

" Shut up ! Make it a slow ! "

" I love when things go exotic... "

" What did you say about OOC ?! Huh ?! "

" Fuck you ! " Olimar pouts, angry and armscrossed.

" Anyway, they dance a slow, not a GODDAMN lapdance, which would be very disgracious for the female cook... After that... Hmmm... "

" They change music ? "

" No. Don't like that. They stop dancing to do a little kiss. "

" French ? "

" Nope. Small pick. "

" You're teasing me. "

" You hate that, honey ? " Gabe wonders seductively. A short, embarrassing silence erupts. Olimar slightly blushes.

" That was... fucking awkward. Not ever again ! "

" Agree. " He responds, embarrassed.

" Anyway... They kiss and then... She shows him a surprise ! "

" Good idea ! "

" A dildo ! "

" Bad idea ! " He reacts, with the same enthusiasm.

" Why not ! "

" Too direct. Slow it down. "

" Why not showing up naked ? "

" You serious ? "

" You're right... I forgot the red gift knob on her ! "

" NO ! "

" Then what ? "

" Let's modify it... Add a red bra. "

" I would prefer it black. "

" Red is more attractive and more representative of desire and lust. " Both fist bump. " How will he react ? "

" He jumps at her to tear... "

" Don't finish the sentence ! It's a No ! "

" At least I tried. "

" He is naturally amazed by the sexyness of the love of his life. "

" Well said, Gabe. "

" They talk shortly before that... "

" Ed takes off his clothes. "

" No... Actually yes we'll do that. "

" Both naked... "

" No. Underwears. "

" Fine ! They continue kissing before... "

" They lie onto the bed. "

" He should rather take off her bra. "

" Not so fast. Slowly... They kiss first. "

" Then Ed takes off her bra... "

" AFTER delivering some picks at her neck. "

" Good. So does he do it. "

" Yes but careful. We're walking on ice streams. "

" Right. Leave it to me. "

" Christ... "

" Ed... remains shocked by the beauty of her naked chest. "

" That's really good. Writing it down... "

" He has a small taste of it... "

" Hmm... "

" Then he plays with her nipples. "

" I'll write that and we'll see. "

" Liz lies on him and keeps kissing him... until she takes his underwear off. "

" Now we're talking. "

" Ed helps her doing the same thing. Then they keep kissing... "

" And Liz mastu... "

" Not now. Let's take it slow. Let's say... More cuddling. "

" Alright... Six minutes of cuddling, no more. "

" Noted. After, she can... excite him... "

" That... masturbating leads him to the orgasm. "

" Correct. After that... "

" She drinks the... "

" Nope nope nope nope. Too disgusting ! Move on ! "

" Disappointing. "

" She instead mounts on him and massages him for a bit. "

" I would like her to massage me. "

" I would like Molly to massage me. "

" She's a teen... Fucking pedophile. "

" Let's move on. You're making me ashamed ! So... Liz proceeds to taste... the lollipop between the legs. "

" Is it safe saying this ? "

" Maybe no. But it's worth the try. "

" Does she like the taste ? "

" Of course ! "

" What if she uses his fluid for her reci... "

" NOOOOO ! NO NIGHTMARE FUEL ! "

" Oops ! My bad ! Haha... "

" She finishes her sucking after five intense minutes then Ed proceeds to masturbate her sex. "

" I like doing it to women. "

" Have you ever done that ? "

" ... No... " Olimar admits, blushing.

" Well... Let's forget about that... Fucking arrogant. "

" You're not worth more. Have you ever fucked a girl once ? "

" Yes. " He answers casually.

" That's what I... What ? "

" She was a geek, at high school. We had sex in the toilet without getting caught. I loved it. "

" And after ? Have you become a couple ? "

" I'll tell you later. "

" Where were we ? Ed was masturbating his wife... "

" Until she... moans louder than before, at the risk of waking up the kids. "

" They're teens, but okay... "

" I suggest... After that, they do... "

After a while, the two partners finish their story before sharing it to the community.

" Done. The story is posted. "

" Thank you for accepting my help. " Olimar taps the bottom of Gabe's back due to his size.

" You're my friend. It's the least I could do. "

" Too cute. "

" I know. So... Wanna head to the cafeteria before you got a match ? "

" Roger that... " Suddenly they spot Dark Samus walking to her restroom possibly. Both men look at each other with a devilish grin.

" What if we find out which man she likes the most ? Enderman or Sephiroth ?! " Gabe suggest.

" I have to know ! " And then they run after her, holding some notebook.

" DARK SAMUS ! DARK SAMUS ! Who's your crush ?! Enderman or Sephiroth ? "

" Which of them would you like to marry ?! " Their attitude forces her to run away. Further, Bayonetta watches the scene, careless.

" Dreadful. "