Hello, my name is Gabe Morgan, I'm 19 and I am a student. I study at Harvard to be a writer. Right now I wanna test my skills on a series I recently discover on Netflix...
" Hey there, Gabe ! " Olimar, the small alien from Pikmin, comes to my encounter while I am typing my next story.
" Oh hello Olimar, my fellow alien shipper. " I salute him without getting my eyes off the screen.
" Your last story on Dark Samus/Enderman was so... lemonny ! I loved it ! "
" It's a pleasure. I always wanted these two to conclude their relationship... By the way, have you heard of the brawl ? "
" The match between Donkey Kong and Ike ? "
" No the real-life brawl, at the cafeteria. Between Sephiroth and Enderman ! "
" What ?! Did he find out about Sephiroth and his girlfriend ? "
" Seems like it. "
" How did this happen ?! Who won ? Did Sephiroth use Supernova ? "
" No he didn't. About the brawl... After a few threathenings, Enderman pushes him, which initiated the fight : Sephiroth tried to get his sword Masamune but Endy - short for Enderman - shoved it away before throwing a punch at his face. They grabbed each other and continued the fight in the middle of the room. There, Enderman grabbed a cube from the floor and threw it on Sephiroth who cut it in half with Masamune. How did it get it back ?! Don't ask me. Anyway... Endy grabbed a steel bar and both engaged an epic swordfight... until Master Hand stopped this. That was short but scary ! I thought Seph would destroy the whole cafeteria ! "
" God... If I hadn't watched my pikmins at the time, I'd have been with you ! "
" I'm sorry for you. " Short silence. Suddenly, Olimar takes a look at the laptop.
" Anyway, what are you writing? "
" Just a silly desire... Not important. "
" Is it a romance story ? "
" Yes... "
" So it's interesting. Is it an alien ship ? "
" Not for now. "
" No... But nevermind. What is it ? "
" That's personal. "
" Is it personal writing something about a series that's got nothing to do with you or your family ? "
" Fine ! It's about No Good Nick... "
" No Good Nick... Is this with the guy who played Sam in the Lord of the Rings ? "
" Exactly. "
" Then I remember : it's about a story about a girl taking revenge on an entire family for her father's account... Am I right ? "
" Kinda. "
" But I wonder... I'm perplex... about why she is wasting an entire season about it when she could have done in only a month ! Also was she really forced to pretend to be of their family ? "
" Good points, my friend. But that's not what it's about. "
" Oh I remember. You're a passionate of lesbian porn ! Is this it ? "
" Exceptionally... NO. "
" I see. I thought you'd do a sex story about Nick and Molly. "
" That will be... for another time ! "
" Why are so saying this like in a series' To Be Continued ? "
" Nevermind that... Anyway it's about Molly's parents, Ed and Liz. "
" Molly's parents ?! Not very exciting, since they're already married. "
" But still... I'm disappointed there hasn't been some... intimate moments between them... Not a whole porn... Just a french kiss would've been enough. "
" Gabe... You're disgusting... And I like it ! "
" Thanks for the compliment. "
" So... Where are you ? "
" Right at the beginning. Until you show up. "
" I have an idea : what if I help you to write the oneshot ?! "
" That will be awesome : a special collaboration with the spaceman Olimar and your friendly neighborhood Gabe Morgan ! " That makes Olimar chuckle.
" Alright ! Let's do this. How do we start ? "
" Why the sex... Oh ! Careful ! I have to tell you something important. "
" Shoot. "
" I am registered in FanFiction, the best website ever for fanfictions ! But the problem is that I got banned for a kind of extreme lesbian lemon ! Hopefully they cancelled the ban."
" That's not fair ! "
" What's more unfair is that I saw other writers doing it... AND THEY ESCAPE THE WARNING UNFAIRLY ! I THINK I WILL... "
" Easy... So why telling me that ? "
" Basically... For anything about sex... Don't describe to far. If it's about naked, do it very brief. "
" I'll try not to disappoint you. "
" Okay. So... Help me out for the start : why the sex ? "
" Maybe... A birthday... Or a wedding's anniversary ? "
" More like... Ed's birthday. We men are real perverts ! " Both burst out laughing.
" Fuck you ! "
" Thanks. So the story... I'll narrate it briefly but I'll make it longer to entertain them. "
" Don't be OOC too. They hate that ! "
" Thanks. So... It happens after the series finale. The whole family - even Nick - goes Happy Birthday Ed. Then at midnight or sooner, everyone goes to their respective bedroom. That's when we come in. "
" To start with, make them dance into Careless Whisper. "
" Careless Whisper ? "
" It's the best love theme ever ! " Olimar claims.
" You're right. Love it too ! "
" They dance a very, very sensual lapdance... "
" NO ! They are 40 ! "
" Technically Sean Astin was 48 at the time. "
" Shut up ! Make it a slow ! "
" I love when things go exotic... "
" What did you say about OOC ?! Huh ?! "
" Fuck you ! " Olimar pouts, angry and armscrossed.
" Anyway, they dance a slow, not a GODDAMN lapdance, which would be very disgracious for the female cook... After that... Hmmm... "
" They change music ? "
" No. Don't like that. They stop dancing to do a little kiss. "
" French ? "
" Nope. Small pick. "
" You're teasing me. "
" You hate that, honey ? " Gabe wonders seductively. A short, embarrassing silence erupts. Olimar slightly blushes.
" That was... fucking awkward. Not ever again ! "
" Agree. " He responds, embarrassed.
" Anyway... They kiss and then... She shows him a surprise ! "
" Good idea ! "
" A dildo ! "
" Bad idea ! " He reacts, with the same enthusiasm.
" Why not ! "
" Too direct. Slow it down. "
" Why not showing up naked ? "
" You serious ? "
" You're right... I forgot the red gift knob on her ! "
" NO ! "
" Then what ? "
" Let's modify it... Add a red bra. "
" I would prefer it black. "
" Red is more attractive and more representative of desire and lust. " Both fist bump. " How will he react ? "
" He jumps at her to tear... "
" Don't finish the sentence ! It's a No ! "
" At least I tried. "
" He is naturally amazed by the sexyness of the love of his life. "
" Well said, Gabe. "
" They talk shortly before that... "
" Ed takes off his clothes. "
" No... Actually yes we'll do that. "
" Both naked... "
" No. Underwears. "
" Fine ! They continue kissing before... "
" They lie onto the bed. "
" He should rather take off her bra. "
" Not so fast. Slowly... They kiss first. "
" Then Ed takes off her bra... "
" AFTER delivering some picks at her neck. "
" Good. So does he do it. "
" Yes but careful. We're walking on ice streams. "
" Right. Leave it to me. "
" Christ... "
" Ed... remains shocked by the beauty of her naked chest. "
" That's really good. Writing it down... "
" He has a small taste of it... "
" Hmm... "
" Then he plays with her nipples. "
" I'll write that and we'll see. "
" Liz lies on him and keeps kissing him... until she takes his underwear off. "
" Now we're talking. "
" Ed helps her doing the same thing. Then they keep kissing... "
" And Liz mastu... "
" Not now. Let's take it slow. Let's say... More cuddling. "
" Alright... Six minutes of cuddling, no more. "
" Noted. After, she can... excite him... "
" That... masturbating leads him to the orgasm. "
" Correct. After that... "
" She drinks the... "
" Nope nope nope nope. Too disgusting ! Move on ! "
" Disappointing. "
" She instead mounts on him and massages him for a bit. "
" I would like her to massage me. "
" I would like Molly to massage me. "
" She's a teen... Fucking pedophile. "
" Let's move on. You're making me ashamed ! So... Liz proceeds to taste... the lollipop between the legs. "
" Is it safe saying this ? "
" Maybe no. But it's worth the try. "
" Does she like the taste ? "
" Of course ! "
" What if she uses his fluid for her reci... "
" NOOOOO ! NO NIGHTMARE FUEL ! "
" Oops ! My bad ! Haha... "
" She finishes her sucking after five intense minutes then Ed proceeds to masturbate her sex. "
" I like doing it to women. "
" Have you ever done that ? "
" ... No... " Olimar admits, blushing.
" Well... Let's forget about that... Fucking arrogant. "
" You're not worth more. Have you ever fucked a girl once ? "
" Yes. " He answers casually.
" That's what I... What ? "
" She was a geek, at high school. We had sex in the toilet without getting caught. I loved it. "
" And after ? Have you become a couple ? "
" I'll tell you later. "
" Where were we ? Ed was masturbating his wife... "
" Until she... moans louder than before, at the risk of waking up the kids. "
" They're teens, but okay... "
" I suggest... After that, they do... "
After a while, the two partners finish their story before sharing it to the community.
" Done. The story is posted. "
" Thank you for accepting my help. " Olimar taps the bottom of Gabe's back due to his size.
" You're my friend. It's the least I could do. "
" Too cute. "
" I know. So... Wanna head to the cafeteria before you got a match ? "
" Roger that... " Suddenly they spot Dark Samus walking to her restroom possibly. Both men look at each other with a devilish grin.
" What if we find out which man she likes the most ? Enderman or Sephiroth ?! " Gabe suggest.
" I have to know ! " And then they run after her, holding some notebook.
" DARK SAMUS ! DARK SAMUS ! Who's your crush ?! Enderman or Sephiroth ? "
" Which of them would you like to marry ?! " Their attitude forces her to run away. Further, Bayonetta watches the scene, careless.
" Dreadful. "
