Authoresses note: Ok, wow, sorry it's been so long since we've-
CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOONNNNNNIX!(Dark runs in screaming and starts running around creonix)
O.O; um….
Creonix, creonix, creonix, creonix, creonix creonix!-
WHAT!
Um, um, um, um, um,um,(ect.)
--; spit it out.
Dear youngest brother is hitting giabound!
O.O (gasp) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He better not be hitting obelisk!
He's not, but he's still hitting giabound! (Sob) make him stop!
I can't, I'm updating snatit neet.
Oh, ok then, continue
Ok…..yah…..our cousin and his wife gave us these blue and orange flower things that were smiling, so of course dark and I named them giabound and obelisk the tormenter. Um, to fully get this, you'll have to be diehard yugioh fan.
Giabound! Heilical shockwave! (Throws the orange flower named giabound at creonix) Bwahahahahahahaha!
Garg! Quit imitating bakura!(SIGH) she keeps doing that. It's getting annoying. Ok, anyways, sorry it's been so long since we've updated, thank you reviewers, and especially thank you timberfox for actually e-mailing us just to tell to update soon, it shows just how much she likes the story, which really makes us happy.
Giabound thanks you! Right giabound?
Giabound: ………………
O.o oks….anyways, here the chapter.
Creonix fire talking
Ravenforeverdark talking
Both talking
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Chapter 3:
The titans stared at the mess that lay in front of them. The couch was flipped over, every last piece of food in the refrigerator had been eaten, and confetti and streamers were thrown every where, and right in the middle of this was creonix fire, and ravenforeverdark.
"What did you guys do?" cyborg shouted. "The place is totally trashed!"
We know.
That was the whole point, duh.
The titans stared at them. "You better not have gone in my room." Raven told them. The two girls looked at each other.
2 hours ago, raven's room
Whoa.
It looks even creepier in real life, well, kinda real life.
Oh lookie, it's ravens creepy mirror that transports people into her mind.
Put it down. The last thing we want is to go into raven's mind. Her mind is even creepier and messed up than your mind.
And how would you know that?
Um…..ok, I kinda, sorta, did find your special journal that you said no one could touch and, um, I found out why……your mind is weird. One minuet, I'm standing in this field of flowers with some happy guy with wings, and then I'm in this weird gray place with this shy little girl that kinda looks like you, and THEN I'm in this weird fiery place with some creepy semi Goth person(a/n: no offence to Goths), and then find myself back with the happy person that was driving me crazy so I told him to get lost.
……WHAT DID YOU SAY TO EIJI/MYSELF?
Eiji? That happy guy was eiji/yourself? Who were the other two?
The shy one was I, my writer side. She only has one name. The dark one was me/bob, the one who goes into my stories, and she's not a Goth! She's not even semi Goth! She's my sarcastic, cynical side.
O.o that was bob?
Yes, but that's beside the point! What did you say to eiji, and how did he react?
Um…I told him to get lost, and then he ran away crying…..
What! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
O.O um, not really.
Ugh. Eiji is my main muse. He's the one who gives me all my ideas. No wonder I haven't been able to think of anything until recently, YOU scared him away!
Oh……
Never do that again! My mind is totally off limits to everyone but obelisk!
But obelisk isn't even real. He's just a little blue smiling flower.
Exactly why he's the only one aloud in there.
Oh…..
Now come on, let's paint the walls pink.
Yah, about your room raven.
"You went in my room?" she yelled.
Of course we went in your room. And we, well, you'll see soon enough.
Raven's eye began to twitch.
"What did you do to my room?" starfire asked worriedly. The two girls looked at each other.
The exact opposite of what we did to ravens.
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what about my room?" cyborg said, flipping the couch back over.
Don't worry, we didn't mess with your circuits, just filled the whole room with green, sticky goop.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaa.." cyborg said.
Don't worry; we covered all your important stuff with this weird foamy stuff. It was so cool how it just started expanding.
"And my room?" robin asked.
We switched all your outfits with pink dresses with yellow bunnies on them
And switched all your birderangs with daisy chains
And-
"Enough!" robin shouted, covering his ears. The titans were staring at the girls with murderous eyes.
"What about my room?" beastboy asked suspiciously.
Well, it was already WAY messy
So we did the only thing we could think of.
We cleaned it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" beastboy shouted. The others raised their eyebrows as they watched beastboy roll all over the floor, crying hysterically.
"That's it, I'm gonna go see how you've destroyed my room." Raven said glaring at the girls. All the titans nodded and went to see the damage of the rest of the house. After a few minuets the heard a loud scream.
I guess robin saw his room.
Yah, but I don't think he liked it.
After that, they heard a short yell, followed by the sound of something rushing out of somewhere.
Cyborg
Afterwards came beastboys cry of agony, and starfire's shrieks.
"No!" the heard her say. "Everything is so black and dark. I do not enjoy blackness."
And then came raven, the most horrible, blood curdling scream they had ever seen.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!NO!EVERYTHING!IT'S ALL! Pink." She cried.
Wow, that was better than I had expected.
Totally.
Verily.
Muchly.
Raven then suddenly burst into the room. "Out of all the things you could've done, you painted my walls and everything else PINK!"
Hey, it hurt us too.
Yah, do you realize how much we hate pink?
Yah, pink is so disgusting and girly.
Then the other titans came in, all glaring at the two girls.
"Why did you do that?" robin asked angrily.
Well.
That's what happens when you leave us at home when all you guys go out and kick bad guy butt.
Yah, it's just not fair.
Robin was about to reply, when the alarm went off. "Trouble!" he shouted. All the titans began to run away again, but creonix called out.
Wait! You're just going to leave us here?
Aren't you afraid that we'll do even worse stuff?
"What can you possibly do that's worse?" raven asked.
Well-
"Never mind!" Robin shouted. "You can come, but if you get hurt, don't blame us."
So dark and creonix were aloud to come on the titans missions. Creonix turned up the radio really loud in Cyborg's car.
Shouldn't I be the one sitting in the front? You're not even old enough.
So?
So? You're not aloud to sit in the front seat of a car!
It's to late now.
"Stupid girls." Cyborg mumbled.
I heard that.
"How can you hear anything? The music is so loud!" cyborg shouted.
Very carefully.
Nice one.
After a few minuets of driving, cyborg parked his car out side a large building. "Wait here." He told them. "And don't trash my car!"
Dude, your car rocks.
Why would we wanna trash it?
"……It is pretty cool isn't it...now stay here!" Cyborg closed the door and ran into the building.
Pht. Stay here?
When will these titans learn?
When you learn algebra.
I still have one whole year before that.
No you don't you learn it next September, so really it's not a whole year.
What ever.
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Roof of the building
"Surrender Mr. smoky!" Robin called out to the person on the other side of the building. The man was completely concealed by smoke.
"Dude, how can you see?" beastboy asked.
I'm guessing very carefully.
All the titans gasped when the saw dark and creonix standing next to them.
"I thought I told you to stay in the car?" cyborg asked.
And I thought we made it clear that we didn't wanna do nothing while you guys got to kick butt.
"Can you fight?" raven asked.
No, but I got cool authoresses powers.
I haven't gotten mine yet.
Ok, anyways, lets just go unmask that dude and take to jail for uh, for uh, what did he do?
"He was stealing something." Robin told them.
Oh…….Tornado strike!
Suddenly, a huge gust of wind came and blew all the smoke away from Mr. smoky.
You named your attacks? Not fair!
OH MY WORD! CREONIX, LOOK WHO IT IS!
No way!
"Who is?" beastboy asked.
It's Carl.
"Carl?" raven asked, raising an eyebrow. "What, he your x boyfriend or something?"
NO!
He's this guy that she had to walk across the street.
"Why did she have to walk him across the street?" beastboy asked.
Our youth group was doing this photo rally thing and we had to get a picture of one of our team members walking a stranger across the street.
They made me do it.
"Is he dangerous?" robin asked, glancing at the man.
Only to himself. He smokes.
Yah. When will people learn that smoking doesn't make you cool, unless 'cool' means possibly killing yourself.
"Ok, should we take him to jail now?" robin asked.
Sure, I guess, he didn't really do anything horrible.
"Just let him go man." Cyborg said.
"Ok, um, bye Carl." Robin said as he and the other titans left. "That was weird."
Well, when you hang around with us,
Weird stuff happens.
Totally.
"When are they going home?" raven asked.
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Ok, well, I don't know about you guys, but that was a pretty random chapter.
Yah………. I still can't believe you named you sarcastic, cranky side bob.
I can't believe I named her bob too….
And why is one of your sides a boy?
I have no idea…..but that's ok, I like eiji.
Riiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhttttt….um, ok, wont update until we get at least 2 reviews.
Until next time.
