Gantu's Ship

Everything was going as usual at Gantu's ship, nothing unusual was happening. A few things were a bit different today though. Gantu was taking a shower, 625 was reading a book called sandwhich mountain(the same book from the Yin and Yang episode), and 625 somehow managed to bribe Hamsterveil into letting the captured experiments come over for a daytime slumber party. Dr. Joses' experiment container had been beeping for the past twenty minutes, and everyone was getting annoyed with the beeping.

Angel: 625, could you please get that, it's getting annoying?

625: Awwww, but I just got to the good part.

Angel: If you get it, I'll give you a kiss right on the lips.

Angel said seductivly. 625 thought for a moment, than ran over to see which Alpha experiment had been activated. He pushed the button and the experiment container opened a picture frame twenty times the size of Jumba's! It showed the same experiment from before as the computer said in a lazy tone.

Warning: Experiment 0-0-6-Alpha has been activated.

Primary Function: To destroy all military weapons in targeted area's.

625 looked pretty impressed with this one. But he just simply walked back, got his kiss, and sat down for moment as Angel admired the way he looked. 625 had been working out the past few weeks, he began thinking he was wasting his life away, so he started dieting and going experiment hunting with Gantu. Gantu had managed to capture a few more experiments with 625's help. 625 still still looked exactly like he did from before, only he didn't have that bulk in his stomach, and was more muscler now, like Stitch.

After a moment of sitting down, 625 got up and headed toward the bathroom to get Gantu, he wanted to get Gantu before Hamsterveil showed up and started chewing them out about not capturing experiments. 625 was now at the bathroom door, he heard the shower running and Gantu practicing kareeokee, so he stood there for two whole minutes, listening to how bad he sung. 625 then remembered the experiment they had to capture, so he opened the door and yelled.

625: Gantu!

Gantu: (In a high-pitched girly voice) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Gantu screamed while bringing up the shower curtains to cover himself, thinking it was either Nosy trying to get some dirt on him, or a female peeping tom experiment(story about this experiment is in the process of being made) known as 312 or Molly trying to get a peek at him in his nudity again.

Gantu: Oh, 625, it's only you.

625: Ya, it's only me, look Gantu, we got to go capture another experiment before Hamsterviel shows up to give us a mental beating, o.k.

Gantu: Yes.

Course you all know the rest.

At Lilo and Stitch's House

Pleakly was cleaning while he was talking with Jumba.

Pleaky: Jumba, Jacki-Chan could so do those moves(they were watching the cartoon series)in real life.

Jumba: No, he could not, is all silly cartoon and nothing more.

Pleakly was about to react to this, but at that moment...Lilo and Stitch came barging through the door, slamming Pleakly straight into a wall, while yelling.

Lilo: Joses, we found some new experiment pods!

Stitch: Ih, ih, ih!

Joses: Splended! Which experiments did we find?

This is Dr. Joses, the creator of the Alpha experiments. The guys part human, part drago-neon. His ghostly white skin hangs very tightly around his body, his eyes are gray as well as his hair, he often looked like a walking skeleton. He was wearing a black t-shirt, a pair of black sweat pants, black rubber lab gloves, no shoes, and a white lab coat.

Nani: Lilo, did I hear correctly, are their more experiment pods in this house!

Joses: Nani, will you please relax, these are all early, harmless experiments.

Nani: Really?

Joses: Yes. Here is 039, designed to inject people with truth serum, 008, designed to clean up military weapons after a huge war, 125, designed to override any computer systems to open locked atomatic doors, 007, designed for cleaning, 001, designed to hack computers, and 514, designed to create battle droids, tanks, and mechs.

Nani: What!

Joses: Oops, just remembering, 514 was later, more dangerous experiment. Must keep this one locked up.

He said as he almost pocketed the experimant pod, but a blood red paw seemingly coming out of no where swiped the pod.

Rosy: Uh, uh, uuuuuuhhhhh, Dr. Joses, this experiment pod is to dangerous to be left with you.

What stood there was Alpha experiment 509 or Rosy, she's Joses' lab assistant. She looked like a three foot blood red lizard all over, a tail as wide and long as her body, sky blue eyes, and wearing a black t-shirt, blue nikey short, and a small white lab coat.

Joses: Uuuuuhhhh, 509, could you please give back that experiment pod.

Rosy: Naga.

Joses: 509, you damn, ungrateful, little bitch! Give back that experiment pod, now!

Rosy: Naga!

She said jumping up and down.

Joses: Alright, you can the experiment pod!

Joses said as he crossed his arms in defeat, while Rosy jumped up and yayed in success. Then she ran off to find a place to hide the experiment pod. Then everyone heard Jumba yelling downstairs.

Jumba: Everyone, be coming quickly, is being important!

They all came down to see an emergency news broadcast on.

News Women: This is an emergency broadcast, a supposedly nucler raidoactive beaver is running rampent around town, swat team and Kawaii security guards are trying desperatly at the Kawaii prison to stop this menace. So far, no one has been killed, just minorly injured. We advise everyone to stay indoors until this creature is caputered, here is a live video broadcast close up of what the animal looks like.

The same experiment from before showed up on the screen blasting police cars on his way into the prison.

Joses: Unfortunately...006-Alpha is an earlyer, could be dangerous experiment.

Nani: Joses! Why is that experiment attacking law inforcements!

Joses: Relax Nani, 006 is just designed to destroy military weapons in targeted area's, is actually a walking nucler weapon.

Joses slapped both his gloved hands over his mouth too late.

Lilo: A nucler weapon experiment...YOU MADE A NUCLER WEAPON EXPERIMENT!

Joses: Now Lilo, calm down, we need to catch this experiment before he can cause any more damage.

Pleakly: Uuuuhhhh, Joses, you said this experiment was designed to attack only targeted area's...right?

Joses: Yes Pleakly. Why do you want to know?

Pleakly: Well, I was just wondering, what would happen if this experiment started attacking without a targeted area.

Joses: That's, the bad news. Without a targeted area, 006 will start attacking everyone with guns on planet until their are no more left. Hahahahahahaaaaaaa! Could actually be a good thing.

Lilo: Still, this experiment is dangerous, and we need to catch him now. What if Gantu catches him and sends him to Hamsterveil.

Joses: That...my little friend...would be very bad. Now, I have some equipment you will need in capturing experiment 006.

Lilo: Well, let's go get it then.

Stitch was waving his hand in front of Rosy, she was staring off into open space with a really pissed off look on her face that said, 'I'm going to kill that experiment when I find him'.

Stitch: Cousin Rosy, gaba wrong?

Rosy: What's wrong, I'll tell you what's wrong...

Everyone excluding Stitch and Rosy suddenly and strangly disappeared from the room without a trace. Stitch got nervous as he looked deep into Rosy's angry eyes.

Rosy: That basturd of a trog, he groped my rear end, grabbed my brests, whatched me bath myself, watched me why'll changing clothes, asked me to have sex with him and to top it all off, he once asked me to be his buchi-boo!

Rosy stood there for a moment, breathing heavily and flushing blue with anger and embarrisment at what she just said. Stitch stood there in shock for a moment.

Stitch: Heega, perverted?

Rosy: Yes.

Rosy just walked into the kitchen as Stitch walked upstairs to get the equipment he and Lilo needed.

A while later

Joses: Now these suits I'm making you wear are made of thick lead, impossible for raidiation to penetrate. I've also giving you this special lead capture container and stunray guns.

Lilo: Wouldn't it be easyer to just knock him out with a plasma canon, or a traquilizer dart?

Joses: No! Traquilizer dart would melt on contact with his sheild, and a plasma blast would simply explode on contact.

Lilo: Okay. Now that we got everything, let's rocka hula Stitch.

Stitch: Ih, ih, ih!

At the Kawaii Prison

006-A was inside, destroying every weapon he could find in the prison, everything from as simple as a night stick to anything as advanced as a sniper rifle was blasted into pools of metal. He was passing by one section of the prison, when a scent cought his nose, it was a female experiment, and a male too.

006-A walked up to the prison cell bars, he saw two experiment conversing with each other, one was a brown fat experiment with a mechanical arm, the other was a green skinny female experiment with brown stripes on her legs and arms.

Clyde: What do you think is causing all of the noises Bonnie?

Bonnie: I don't know Clyde, but what ever it was, it sure sounds dangerous from all the explosions.

006-A: Actually, I can be quite harmless.

Bonnie and Clyde saw 006-A, they could only stare in awe at the experiment that caused so much destruction and mayham.

Next chapter will have lots of humor in it, mainly 006-A's pervertedness.

Please read and review.

ReaderPal: A slash fic well come soon, and I've decided to cancel my other project, sorry.

TRFKAJSouRORSOFF: Yes, very much destruction. Well, their are other characters that use balls of energy, they just simply concentrate a certain amount of power to that area of their hand, then you just fire.