Mario and Luigi Stupidstar Saga Part One: Introduction
(Disclaimer: Just in case you were wondering…I do not own Mario or anything else in this story…except for the ideas…those are mine. Mostly)
It is a fine day in the Mushroom kingdom. Everyone was very excited about the Beanbean ambassador arriving to improve ties between both kingdoms. In Princess Peach's castle six trumpet playing Toads greet the ambassador.
Toad 1: (whispering) Hey, how long do we have to play these trumpets?
Toad 2: (whispering back) I don't really care because there is a tape recorder in mine.
Toad 3: Quiet, all of you-
All the Toads stop playing their trumpets.
Toad 3: No! Stop talking, not stop playing!
The Beanbean ambassador stops in front of Peach's throne.
Beanbean ambassador: I wish to improve the ties between our kingdoms.
Princess Peach: What will you get me?
Beanbean ambassador: Um, I have a present.
Peach: How big is it?
The Beanbean ambassador holds up a medium sized present.
Peach: Thirty more like that and I'll think about it.
Beanbean ambassador: Well open and see if you like it.
A little man carries the present to Peach. She opens it and a jack-in-the-box shoots out and sprays gas in her face. The ambassador becomes the evil witch Cackletta and the little man becomes her vile subordinate Fawful!
Cackletta: Eeyah ha ha!
Fawful: Come we must make our escape of speediness! Headgear!
Fawful uses his headgear to suck up the gas. Cackletta shoots lightning bolts all over the place.
Fawful: AAAAAHHHH! Electricity of hurts!
Cackletta: Whoops!
They escape, Cackletta in her rocket chair, Fawful with his headgear. Princess Peach falls unconscious. A Toad runs out to get Mario.
Toad: Yes! I finally get to meet Mario!
He runs past Luigi, knocking him over and goes into the house.
Toad: Wow! Mario's house! I better have something to prove I was here.
He starts taking things, like pictures of Peach and Mario's overalls, when Mario comes out of the shower with only a towel on.
Toad: Yay! This is just my day!
Luigi walks in.
Luigi: Hey what's all the fuss about…?
He sees Mario in his towel.
Luigi: AAAAHHHH! My eyes!
Mario: It's-a me-a Mario!
He jumps in the closet, changes his clothes in about three seconds and then jumps out.
Toad: P-P-P-Princess P-P-Peach! (Wow I'm meeting Mario!)
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: It's probably Bowser again.
They run off to Peach's castle and lo and behold there's Bowser over a crying Peach. Luigi can't stop and impales himself on Bowser's spikes.
Bowser: Hey! What's going on?
Mario: Hi-yaa!
They get into a fight.
Mario: 10 hp 2 attack Bowser: 10 hp 1 attack
Mario goes first: Hi-yaa! Bowser: 8 hp, Err, Flame breath!
Mario: Dodge! Jump! Bowser: 6hp, Ack, Flame breath!
Mario: Hit! 9hp, Jump!Bowser: 4 hp, Grr, Flame breath!
Mario: Dodge! Jump!Toad: Stoooopp!
Mario and Bowser stop fighting.
Toad: Mario, have you forgotten your action commands already?
Mario: Hi-yaa!
Toad: AAAAHHH!
Mario launches the Toad at Bowser.
Bowser: 0 hp. Oh no! Err, um, even though I would have won let's not fight.
Mario: I'm the winner!
Luigi: Ouch.
Bowser: See, I didn't do anything this time.
Another Toad walks over.
Toad: Okay this witch-
Luigi: That's not nice.
Toad: No, she literally was a witch, stole Peach's voice and-
Luigi: Woohoo! Now I don't have to listen to her anymore!
Peach!#$&&&(($$())(&&&&()(!#$&!
All the pictures fall down and explode.
Toad: And replaced it with explosives.
Bowser: See Mario, I need your help. As soon as we get her voice back I'm going to kidnap her! Gwa ha ha!
Luigi: Why are you telling us this?
Bowser: …Because! Mario meet me at my Koopa Kruiser!
Bowser leaves. Mario and Luigi leave.
Luigi: I'll see you off at the Kruiser.
Mario explores the courtyard.
Toad: Hey Mario, want to learn about items?
Mario pulls off the Toads mushroom hat, thingy.
Toad: AAHHH! What's wrong with you!
Mario gets a Mushroom! Another Toad goes to Mario.
Toad: Hey Mario, can you get my secret item?
Mario soon finds a picture of a girl Toad, with his foot.
Toad: Oh no! I paid 500 hundred coins to have that picture taken! Waahh!
The Toad runs off crying.
Mario sees a koopa and jumps over to him.
Koopa: Hey, yo man, where's Bowser?
Mario points at a wall.
Koopa: Thanks for the help!
The koopa runs into the wall and is knocked out. Mario then spots Luigi.
Luigi: Hurry up Mario, Bowser's over here.
Luigi points forward. Mario runs past and Luigi follows. Toadsworth, riding a suitcase, pops up from behind them.
Toadsworth: Hey wait! Take this suitcase and a hundred coins!
Luigi: Why?
Toadsworth: Because Mario is famous!
Luigi: So?
Toadsworth: I have nothing to give you!
Luigi: I don't want anything from you.
Toadsworth: You're not special!
Toadsworth runs off.
Luigi: Psycho.
Mario spots the Koopa Kruiser and jumps on.
Bowser: Yes! Prepare for takeoff! Wait, where are my baddies?
Bowser looks around and sees Luigi.
Mario: It's-a him-a Luigi!
Bowser: What? You want to take him with? Why?
Luigi: (whispering to himself) Finally Mario's leaving! Now I can spend some quality time with Daisy.
Bowser: Yo Greenie! Get over here! Mario wants you to come with!
Luigi: What! I am not going on an adventure with my brother! See ya!
He attempts to escape but Mario jumps off the craft, picks Luigi up, jumps back on the Kruiser and ties Luigi to the mast.
Luigi: This is not a good start.
Bowser's Baddies come in carrying an unconscious Koopa.
Goomba: Sorry we're late but Fred ran into another wall.
Bowser: Grrr. I'm deducting his paycheck! Now get on!
The Koopa Kruiser takes off. When they get in the air Bowser unties Luigi
Bowser: This trip is going to take awhile. Why don't you make yourself useful down below decks?
Mario: Let's-a go!
Luigi: Every moment I spend with my brother is a moment of torture.
Mario and Luigi head below deck. They see several Koopas.
Club leader: All right today is the first meeting of the got beat up by Mario club. Who hasn't been beaten up by Mario?
A Koopa raises his hand.
Club leader: Well no better day than today.
The club members throw the Koopa at Mario. Mario jumps on him, than smashes his shell against the wall and then shoves him in a barrel. They then continue exploring. Soon they find a photographer.
Photographer: Um, do you want your picture taken?
Mario: Woohoo!
He than drags Luigi behind him.
Photographer: Um, Mario you're first. Say Goomba!
Mario Where?
Mario looks wildly around while his picture is taken.
Photographer: Okay Luigi, your turn.
Luigi: Make it quick.
Mario: Goomba!
Mario jumps on Luigi as his picture is taken.
Luigi: Two things Mario: First, I'm not a Goomba and Second, Ow.
Koopa: Hey could you help with my Goomba problem?
Luigi: Not now.
Bowser: Hey you lazy plumbers, get up here!
They get up there.
Bowser: I think we found what we were looking for.
The Bros. turn to see Cackletta and Fawful!
Cackletta: Eeyah ha ha! Fawful destroy them!
Cackletta than flees in her chair.
Fawful: Fink rats! I have fury! I- owie!
Bowser blasted Fawful with his flame breath.
Fawful: I have pain of hurts!
Fawful blasts the Koopa Kruiser with his blast thingies. No effect!
Bowser: Gwa ha ha! This ship is super sturdy!
Bowser than slams his foot down. The Koopa Kruiser explodes. Everyone on it goes flying.
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! I have completed my mission of easiness!
Fawful than flies off to join his mistress.
To be continued…
