At the Kawaii Prison

Bonnie and Clyde were still staring at the awsome might of this experiment. 006-A grinned as he walked straight through the metal bars, melting them on his way in. 006-A let down his raidiation as he walked up to Bonnie, he stood in front of her for a moment, then he groped her rear end and Bonnie slapped him in the face, then kicked him back five feet. 006-A looked unphased by the sudden outbrust. Bonnie and Clyde were growling through gritted teeth, and 006-A simply replied.

006-A: If you experiments want to get out of here, then you'll come with me.

He turned and started walking out the cell. Bonnie and Clyde stopped growling and gave 006-A, then each other confused looks. But they simply shrugged their shoulders and ran after the experiment.

Outside the Prison

While 006-A was inside, police and swat team forces had gathered together to create a barricade around the place. Road blocks were put up, three tanks and two helicopters were out front waiting to ambush 006-A. He came out of the building with Bonnie and Clyde not to far behind him.

Captain: Fire!

Safety triggers were switched off as bullets, artillary shells and rockets from both air and ground units went flying straight at him. All the fire exploded and the air suddenly became thick with smoke.

Captain: Hold your fire!

All units held their fire, and waited for a few moments as the smoke cleared...006-A along with Bonnie and Clyde stood there, unharmed. The captain along with everyone else looked in pure horror upon the site of 006-A still standing without a scratch on him.

Captain: Continue firing!

Everyone started firing again as 006-A held up his barrier without even breaking a single sweat against all the fire power. After about a minute of firing, the police officers and swat teams ran out of anmo. 006-A smirked at the sound and decided to monolog a bit.

006-A: Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

All the law enforcements looked up.

006-A: Fools! Did you actually believe for single second, that it was possible to stop me that easily. You shall pay the price of failling to bring down an Alpha experiment. Oh, and by the way, my names 0-0-6-Alpha.

006-A then decided to do something he'd not done since before he was dehydrated...kill. He shot the helicopters with nucler balls of energy, killing the pilots instantly as the helicopters fell on two of the three tanks, killing the soldiers inside. 006-A blasted the third tank into a hot pool of metal. He then shot four beams of nucler raidiation from the right side, all the way to the left side of the barricade, killing everyone caught in the blast. At that moment, 006-A's smirk on his face faded into a frown and his eyes took on a look of sadness.

This isn't as fun as it used to be...and I suppose this is the reason I started to like destroying so many weapons...too stop what I just did from happening too anyone else...and keep that pain from everyone else.

006-A: Let's go.

That was all 006-A said before he quickly walked off with Bonnie and Clyde close behide.

With Gantu and 625

Gantu and 625 were searching through the woods by the edge of town for experiment 006-A. So far, they weren't having any luck at all.

Gantu: Were are you abomination, you can't hide from Gantu, former captain of the galac-oh what's the use.

625: Yeah, what is the use of wasting breath to say your tough, when you could show them that your tough. Wait a minute, that's right, you aren't tough.

625 may have gotten skinnier over the past few weeks, but his atitude sure as hell didn't change at all.

Gantu: This job sucks, I don't know why I do it at all.

625: Stop being so negative G-man, being negative only makes it worse. As to answer your question, the reason you do this job is because it's the only one you can get.

Gantu:Very good point 6-

Gantu stopped in mid-sentence and pulled out his blaster as Bonnie and Clyde came out from behind the bushes, not wearing their prison uniforms anymore.

Gantu: It's the trogs that tried to break into my ship.

625's eyes went wide as he suddenly remembered the experiments and pulled out a plasma rifle(made for his size)off his shoulder strap and pointed the gun at the two thieve's.

Bonnie: Hey their big guy, how's it going? You're not still mad about us breaking into your ship, are you?

Clyde: Your not gonna use those guns on us, are you, heh, heh, heh?

The sound of guns charging could be herd.

Gantu: Say goodbye, trogs.

Gantu and 625 fired, but at that moment, 006-A jumped in front of Bonnie and Clyde as he put up a nucler sheild. The plasma instantly reacted to this when it hit the barrier, then the plasma made a huge explosion that sent 625 and Gantu flying back twenty feet! Gantu knew something was up, he knew plasma blasts were strong, but not 'THAT' strong. Then, as the smoke cleared, they saw 006-A standing in front of the two theives with his sheild still up. He then lowered his sheild as he walked up to Gantu and 625, standing about five feet in front of both of them.

006-A: Hello their, I'm 006-A, what's yours?

625: Hey cous, names 625.

Gantu: Hi, I'm-

006-A: Gantu, former captain of the Galactic Federation.

Gantu: How did you-

006-A: Many people know about you Gantu. May I ask you as to why you attacked those experiments?

Gantu's answer was simple and to the point.

Gantu: Those trogs tried break into my ship!

006-A thouht about this for a moment before he answered.

006-A: Will, I'm sure you can forgive them, right?

006-A said as he put a rather painful grip on Gantu's shoulder.

Gantu: Huuuuuuhhhhhh. Yes.

006-A: Good.

006-A's stomach started growling and he started chewing and eating the bark off of a nearby tree like a real beaver would.

625: If you like, we got real food back at our ship.

006-A: You do!

006-A began waddling his beaver tail up and down like an excited puppy.

625: Yeah, we do.

Bonnie/Clyde: Can we come?

625: Sure you can.

625 turned around and started walking back towards the ship.

625: Come on Gantu, tonight we have a sandwhich feista.

Gantu just sighed as he got up and followed 625 and others to his ship.

In the middle of town

Lilo and Stitch were driving down town in the buggy, still wearing the led suits. Lilo sighed as they continued driving around town, in hopes of finding their cousin before Gantu caught him. Finally, Lilo had lost it as she began cursing.

Lilo: Where is that goddamn, basturd, son of a bitch experiment!

Stitch just looked at Lilo with his mouth hanging wide open and a shocked expression on his face. He'd never seen...or even heard Lilo curse before for that matter.

Lilo: Their's got to be an eas-"LOOK OUT STITCH"!

Stitch looked back at road and his eyes went wide when he saw that he was headed straight for Mrs. Hagasowa, who at the moment, was watering her plants.

Lilo/Stitch: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Stitch hit the brakes as he skidded to as top, just being within inches of hitting Mrs. Hagasowa. Stitch backed up the buggy slowly and drove away as if nothing happened.

Lilo: That was a close one.

Stitch: Ih.

Lilo: Their has to be an easyer way to find that experiment.

Stitch: Joses well know.

Lilo slapped her forehead and said.

Lilo: Duh, Joses must have something to help find this experiment.

Stitch turned the buggy around and started driving back towards the house.

Meanwhile with 006-A

006-A Woah, it's been ages since I've been hydrated while being inside a space ship, I forgot how roomy they could be.

The were all on the first level of the space ship and headed toward the elevator.

625: Yeah, it's roomy down here, but wait until you get upstairs.

Gantu, 625, Bonnie and Clyde got in to take the elevator up and 006-A waited downstairs because their wasn't enough room for him to get in the elevator. The others took the elevator up and came out of the elevator on the second floor. All the experiments from before were still there, and everyone made it clear they knew they were there.

Angel: Hey Nosy, look, it's 149 and 150.

Nosy: It's good to see you guys again.

Nosy ran up and gave them both bear crushing hugs. A scent passing by cought Nosy's overly large nose.

Bonnie: Yeah it's us, we got names now though, I'm Bonnie and he's Clyde. Do you have a name now 624.

Angel: Ih. It's Angel.

Bonnie: That's a perfect name for you.

Bonnie said, giving her old friend a hug. Nosy decided to ruin the happy and joyfull moment.

Nosy: Well it appears you and Clyde got jinky with it in prison.

Clyde: What?

Nosy: Soooooo, tell me...did you fondle her cupcakes?

At that moment, Clydes face flushed so red, that you could barely see his fur.

Clyde: We didn't do anything like that while we were in prison.

Fibber: Galalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

Nosy: Well, that's a yes on that question. So Bonnie, tell me...did you spank his monkey?

Bonnie: No!

Fibber: Galalalalalalalalalalalalalala!

At that moment, Bonnie and Clyde had enough. Bonnie ran up and kicked Fibber were the sun don't shine, while Clyde turned his mechanical arm into a drill and ran at Nosy. He barely missed the guy, and Nosy ran away screaming like a little girl all the way as he ran around the room with Clyde close behind. 006-A was getting pretty mad because he heard so much yelling upstairs. So he got into the elevator and rode to the next level. When he got up there, he saw Fibber lying on the floor in pain, Clyde was still chasing Nosy, and Molly or 312 was hittting on 625! He stared for a moment before yelling.

006-A: What the fucken hell is going on here!

Everyone looked up and saw the beaver-like experiment in his canadian uniform.


Please read and Review.

Sorry that this chapter wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, but I needed to get to Gantu's ship too do something funny. Next chapter will be funnier, I promise.

TRFKAJSouRORSOFF: Thank you for the coment, I think this is funny too. I'll update some more soon.

ReaderPal: I didn't see any mistakes, oh well, it happens. I'm thinking about doing a slash fic, but I don't have a main idea story plot yet, so you'll just have to wait and hold your excitment in ReaderPal.