Mario and Luigi Stupidstar Saga Part Two: Stardust Fields

Luigi lands in Stardust fields. He brushes himself off and looks for Mario. He sees him stuck in the ground.

Luigi: I'm just going to pretend that I didn't see him and-

Mario: Woo-hoo!

Mario back flips out of the ground.

Luigi: Darn! I was so close!

Mario and Luigi start walking and they see several koopas lying on the ground.

Koopa: My shell hurts.

Koopa 2: Am I in Koopeaven?

Koopa 3: Let's do that again!

Mario and Luigi enter a weird building. In the building they encounter two sledge brothers.

Bro 1: Hey! What are you doing here?

Bro 2: Um, what are we supposed to do?

Luigi: Look, all I want is to get past you guys. (Okay so technically I don't want to be here but that's beside the point)

Bro 1: Yeah well we're the Border Patrol!

Bro 2: Right! You have to do the Border Jump!

Luigi: What's the Border jump?

Bro 1: It's like jump rope.

Bro 2: Except both of you have to do it and it's really hard.

Luigi: So why don't you call it double hard jump rope?

Bro 1: Too many syllables.

Bro 2: Look are you going to fail, I mean do this or not?

Luigi: Hey! He's Mario and I'm Luigi and we're the jump kings!

Bro 1: Whatever.

Bro 2: We won't go easy on you than.

30 tries later…

Luigi: Ugh! This is impossible!

Mario: Oh, I lost!

Bro 1: Told ya it was hard.

Bro 2: Not for us though.

Luigi: Fine! Than you do it!

Bro 1: Alright, we will!

1 try later…

Bro 2: Told you we could do it!

Luigi: Great! Now you get to go out the Mushroom side!

Bro 1: Wait a minute…Hey!

Luigi pushes them out the door and than barricades it.

Mario: Lookie!

Mario holds up a Fire Flower and a Beanbean map.

Luigi Great! Now let's get out of here!

They leave the building and soon encounter a spike line laid across their path.

Luigi: Oh great! Spikes!

Mario: (Pointing to a sign) It's-a pasta!

Luigi: No, but this sign gives me an idea…

The sign says "These spikes are easily jumped over". Luigi takes the sign and uses it as bridge over the spikes.

Luigi: That's better.

As they are walking through Stardust fields they see several Bullet Bills and Fighter Flies.

Luigi: Let's just not get into a fight with these-

Mario touches a Fighter Fly! They are dragged into a battle sequence!

Luigi: Oh no!

Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario jumps on Luigi.

Luigi: Ouch! Why you!

Luigi grabs Mario and flings him at the Fighter Fly. They win! They also get four experience points each!

Luigi: What am I supposed to do with these?

Mario: It's-a pasta!

Mario eats his experience points.

Luigi: Wait, is that even possible?

Narrator: Uh, I'm not sure. Just get back to the story!

Luigi: Fine, fine.

The Bros. continue exploring and find Bowser stuck in a cannon.

Bowser: Finally you guys got here! Please get me out of this!

A large green guy with a crown suddenly appears.

: I am Tolstar! Nyeck nyeck! You'll never get him out!

Luigi: Oh yeah? Watch us!

2 hours later…

Tolstar: I'm getting kind of bored.

Luigi: (Pant, pant) Fine, what do you want?

Tolstar: I want a hundred coins!

Luigi: Forget that! Bowser isn't worth that much!

Bowser: What! How dare you?

Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario gives Tolstar all of there coins.

Luigi: …I am going to KILL you!

Tolstar: Nyeck nyeck! These are Mushroom Kingdom coins aren't they?

Luigi: So? We paid you so let him go!

Tolstar: Well by some weird currency exchange thingamabob these are only ten Beanbean coins!

Luigi: You didn't even look at them!

Tolstar: It doesn't matter! It is still only ten coins!

Luigi: Ah, forget this! Mario use the fire flower!

Mario: Okeydokey!

He uses the fire flower and it sprays all over Luigi!

Luigi: Ouch! Burning! Pain!

Luigi runs over the cannon, accidentally lighting the fuse!

Bowser: Not good!

He launches off, slamming into Tolstar and sending both of them flying. Luigi finds a bucket of water

Luigi: Ahhh. That's better. Hey, where's Bowser?

Mario points to where Bowser went.

Luigi: Stupid koopa. We try and rescue him and he runs off without us.

They head in that direction until…

: Stooooop!

The Bros. turn around to see two tall toads running after them.

Toad: I'm Sergeant Starshade and he is General Starshade!

G. Starshade: And we have to teach you some abilities!

Luigi: They're probably useless-

Mario Let's-a go!

S. Starshade: Okay, first ability is the High Jump! Luigi jump on Mario, Mario grab his legs and Luigi jump off!

Luigi: …Woo-hoo! Finally I get to jump on Mario! Let's do it!

Somehow Mario screws it up and they have 3 more times before they get it right.

Luigi: Finally! Can we go now?

G. Starshade: Wait! Now we have to teach you the Spin Jump! Mario get on Luigi and twirl around!

Luigi: Oh joy.

Mario jumps on Luigi…and stays there.

Luigi: Go! Move! Ugh! You weigh like 300 pounds!

Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario starts twirling. However when he stops Luigi isn't ready and slams into a wall.

Luigi: This just isn't my day.

Starshade Bros. Well we guess you got the gist of it so we'll be going now. Bye!

They leave. Mario and Luigi enter a door way leaving Stardust fields.