Mario and Luigi Stupidstar Saga Part Two: Stardust Fields
Luigi lands in Stardust fields. He brushes himself off and looks for Mario. He sees him stuck in the ground.
Luigi: I'm just going to pretend that I didn't see him and-
Mario: Woo-hoo!
Mario back flips out of the ground.
Luigi: Darn! I was so close!
Mario and Luigi start walking and they see several koopas lying on the ground.
Koopa: My shell hurts.
Koopa 2: Am I in Koopeaven?
Koopa 3: Let's do that again!
Mario and Luigi enter a weird building. In the building they encounter two sledge brothers.
Bro 1: Hey! What are you doing here?
Bro 2: Um, what are we supposed to do?
Luigi: Look, all I want is to get past you guys. (Okay so technically I don't want to be here but that's beside the point)
Bro 1: Yeah well we're the Border Patrol!
Bro 2: Right! You have to do the Border Jump!
Luigi: What's the Border jump?
Bro 1: It's like jump rope.
Bro 2: Except both of you have to do it and it's really hard.
Luigi: So why don't you call it double hard jump rope?
Bro 1: Too many syllables.
Bro 2: Look are you going to fail, I mean do this or not?
Luigi: Hey! He's Mario and I'm Luigi and we're the jump kings!
Bro 1: Whatever.
Bro 2: We won't go easy on you than.
30 tries later…
Luigi: Ugh! This is impossible!
Mario: Oh, I lost!
Bro 1: Told ya it was hard.
Bro 2: Not for us though.
Luigi: Fine! Than you do it!
Bro 1: Alright, we will!
1 try later…
Bro 2: Told you we could do it!
Luigi: Great! Now you get to go out the Mushroom side!
Bro 1: Wait a minute…Hey!
Luigi pushes them out the door and than barricades it.
Mario: Lookie!
Mario holds up a Fire Flower and a Beanbean map.
Luigi Great! Now let's get out of here!
They leave the building and soon encounter a spike line laid across their path.
Luigi: Oh great! Spikes!
Mario: (Pointing to a sign) It's-a pasta!
Luigi: No, but this sign gives me an idea…
The sign says "These spikes are easily jumped over". Luigi takes the sign and uses it as bridge over the spikes.
Luigi: That's better.
As they are walking through Stardust fields they see several Bullet Bills and Fighter Flies.
Luigi: Let's just not get into a fight with these-
Mario touches a Fighter Fly! They are dragged into a battle sequence!
Luigi: Oh no!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario jumps on Luigi.
Luigi: Ouch! Why you!
Luigi grabs Mario and flings him at the Fighter Fly. They win! They also get four experience points each!
Luigi: What am I supposed to do with these?
Mario: It's-a pasta!
Mario eats his experience points.
Luigi: Wait, is that even possible?
Narrator: Uh, I'm not sure. Just get back to the story!
Luigi: Fine, fine.
The Bros. continue exploring and find Bowser stuck in a cannon.
Bowser: Finally you guys got here! Please get me out of this!
A large green guy with a crown suddenly appears.
: I am Tolstar! Nyeck nyeck! You'll never get him out!
Luigi: Oh yeah? Watch us!
2 hours later…
Tolstar: I'm getting kind of bored.
Luigi: (Pant, pant) Fine, what do you want?
Tolstar: I want a hundred coins!
Luigi: Forget that! Bowser isn't worth that much!
Bowser: What! How dare you?
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario gives Tolstar all of there coins.
Luigi: …I am going to KILL you!
Tolstar: Nyeck nyeck! These are Mushroom Kingdom coins aren't they?
Luigi: So? We paid you so let him go!
Tolstar: Well by some weird currency exchange thingamabob these are only ten Beanbean coins!
Luigi: You didn't even look at them!
Tolstar: It doesn't matter! It is still only ten coins!
Luigi: Ah, forget this! Mario use the fire flower!
Mario: Okeydokey!
He uses the fire flower and it sprays all over Luigi!
Luigi: Ouch! Burning! Pain!
Luigi runs over the cannon, accidentally lighting the fuse!
Bowser: Not good!
He launches off, slamming into Tolstar and sending both of them flying. Luigi finds a bucket of water
Luigi: Ahhh. That's better. Hey, where's Bowser?
Mario points to where Bowser went.
Luigi: Stupid koopa. We try and rescue him and he runs off without us.
They head in that direction until…
: Stooooop!
The Bros. turn around to see two tall toads running after them.
Toad: I'm Sergeant Starshade and he is General Starshade!
G. Starshade: And we have to teach you some abilities!
Luigi: They're probably useless-
Mario Let's-a go!
S. Starshade: Okay, first ability is the High Jump! Luigi jump on Mario, Mario grab his legs and Luigi jump off!
Luigi: …Woo-hoo! Finally I get to jump on Mario! Let's do it!
Somehow Mario screws it up and they have 3 more times before they get it right.
Luigi: Finally! Can we go now?
G. Starshade: Wait! Now we have to teach you the Spin Jump! Mario get on Luigi and twirl around!
Luigi: Oh joy.
Mario jumps on Luigi…and stays there.
Luigi: Go! Move! Ugh! You weigh like 300 pounds!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario starts twirling. However when he stops Luigi isn't ready and slams into a wall.
Luigi: This just isn't my day.
Starshade Bros. Well we guess you got the gist of it so we'll be going now. Bye!
They leave. Mario and Luigi enter a door way leaving Stardust fields.
