Mario and Luigi Stupidstar Saga Part Three: HooHoo Mountain

And they come out on a mountain near a waterfall. Before they can go anywhere three Beanbean soldiers come after them.

Bean Soldier 1: Hey! You guys are bad!

Bean Soldier 2: Yeah! You're under arrest!

Bean Soldier 3: I want coffee!

Luigi: What did I do?

Bean Soldier 1: Well, um, I don't remember.

Bean Soldier 2: You guys…uh, I'm not sure.

Bean Soldier 3: They kidnapped Prince Peasley!

Everyone stares at him.

Luigi: I did not kidnap Prince Teasley!

Bean Soldier 1: It's Prince Peasley!

Bean Soldier 2: Well the citizens said they saw someone take him.

Luigi: Who'd they see?

Bean Soldier 3: A little man who had a helmet and spoke of Finkrats and other such garbage. Look there he is!

They look at Mario. He has the water bucket on his head.

Mario: Do do do do Finkrats!

Luigi: Oh him. He's like a parrot and copies anything he hears. A lot.

Bean Soldier 1: Oh… well… sorry. Our bad.

They leave. Mario and Luigi continue their journey until they get to Hoohoo village and a Hoohoo Guy talks to them.

Hoohoo Guy: Welcome to Hoohoo village!

A Hoohoo girl runs up.

Hoohoo Girl: Beanbean Castle Town is down there.

Luigi: The people here are really helpful. I wonder why?

They head down the path in the direction of the castle when they see a soldier and Fawful!

B. Soldier: Look I can't make you do anything so I'm going to run away.

Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Finkrat!

Fawful blasts the soldier with his electrical energy blast thingy.

B. Soldier: Ouch! Ok I'm running!

He runs off.

Luigi: You! You're the one who kidnapped the Prince!

Fawful: Eeyah ha huh? Who goes in theresness? Aha! It is the brothers of that which I hate!

Mario: It's-a you-a Fawful!

Luigi: Let us down the mountain!

Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Have you readiness for this?

Luigi: Readiness for what-AAAHH!

He jumps out of the way as a giant rock smashes down, blocking the path.

Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Since you will not be smashing this rock of bigness, you will not get down mountain of tallness!

Luigi watches as Fawful flies away.

Luigi: Psycho. Now we probably have to do some ridiculously long challenge just to get down the mountain! Come on Mario!

Mario jumps off the top of the rock and follows Luigi.

Back in Hoohoo village…

Hoohoo Girl: Blabladon is gone. We were supposed to have dinner together.

Luigi: Who's Blabladon?

Hoohoo Guy: He's a pterodactyl that carries you to the top of the mountain.

Hoohoo Girl: He said he saw a coin on the mountaintop and went up there to get it. We haven't seen him since.

Luigi: How long has he been gone?

Hoohoo Guy: Five minutes. Can you get him?

Luigi: Well I don't think-

Mario: Okeydokey!

So unfortunately they have to go to the top of the mountain, but the bridge is out.

Bridge Worker: Sorry but you're going to have to go somewhere else. No one knows why but when you come back the bridge will be fixed.

Mario and Luigi go into the nearest house.

Hoohoo Girl: AAAHHH! Get out! GET OUT! Have you ever heard of privacy!

They go into the next house. They see two green guys with hammer shaped heads attempting to smash a rock. However soon they fall asleep in exhaustion.

Luigi: Hello! Hey guys wake up!

Mallet: Huh? What? Who's there?

Luigi: Well I'm Luigi and he's-

Mario: It's-a me-a Mario!

Luigi: Yeah, that.

Sledge: Oh well I'm Sledge and my brother is called Mallet.

Mallet: Howdy!

Luigi: Right. So what were you guys doing?

Sledge: Well you see it's our job to smash rocks into itty-bitty pieces.

Mallet: Yeah! We get paid a lot of coins!

Luigi: Yes, I can, uh, see that.

He looks at the hole that takes up half the house.

Sledge: Yeah, um, we like the view.

Mallet: The problem is that we're too tired to do our job. Too old perhaps.

Sledge: But we heard that there is a mystical item called the Hoohoo block. It's really rare and valuable. If we had that we could retire. So could you please get it for us?

Luigi: Well I don't know-

Mallet: If you get it for us we'll give you guys all-powerful hammers.

Luigi: Well where is it?

Sledge: At the top of the mountain!

Luigi: Sure! (We were going there anyway so might as well)

Hammer Bros.: Great!

So now Mario and Luigi have two reasons to climb the mountain. When they leave the house they find that the bridge is completed. So they started climbing up the mountain. A little ways up they see some strange green creatures running around. (They're Beanies of course)

Luigi: This is the oddest place I have ever been.

They look at them waddling around occasionally falling, when one runs forward and touches Luigi.

Luigi: Oh wow! Very scary! It touched-Hey! What's going on?

Mario and Luigi are dragged into a fight sequence.

Luigi: What am I supposed to do?

Mario: Lookie!

Mario points at the eerie floating arrows above them.

Luigi: AAAHHH! Ghost arrows!

He throws a rock at the arrows and they fall on the Beanies, taking them out of battle!

Luigi: Ghost arrows gone? I mean, ha! That's exactly what I planned!

Mario: Okeydokey.

As they continue up the mountain they run into several more fights with Beanies, Dry Bones and Rexes (Very diverse isn't it?)

Luigi: (Pant, pant) This is to much. We can't keep fighting.

Mario: MUSHROOM!

Mario points off the cliff and everything jumps off.

Luigi: Odd tactic. Maybe you are good for something-whoa!

Luigi catches Mario just in time to stop him from jumping off the cliff.

Luigi: Or not.

Soon they come to a flaming statue. Luigi reads a sign nearby.

Luigi: It says that if someone drinks some water jump on their head to make all the water come out.

He looked at a nearby spigot, gushing water.

Luigi: I guess that one of us drinks some water than has the other jump on their head…

Mario shoves Luigi under the spigot but Luigi dodges and smashes his head into the cliff wall. A rock falls down and creates a path.

Luigi: Ouch! Well at least we can continue.

They keep walking until about halfway up the mountain they encounter a talking statue.

Talking Statue: I'm a talking statue and my name is-

Luigi: AAAHHH! Ghost statue!

Talking statue: No, Hoohooros, ancient weapon thing.

Luigi: Oh, well, cool! What do you do?

Hoohooros: I can shoot purple lasers and hide in pillars.

Luigi: Anything else?

Hoohooros: No.

Luigi: Okay. Than I guess we'll see you later.

Hoohooros: Aren't you going to take my challenge?

Luigi: Do we have to?

Hoohooros: If you don't I'll blast you with my lasers.

Luigi: Fine! What do we do?

Hoohooros: You have to get ten spiritballs in 30 seconds and-

Luigi: Okay go!

The challenge starts, a spiritball appears in midair.

Luigi: What to do? Aha!

Luigi picks Mario up and in a burst of strength chucks him at the ball. Mario grabs it and because of his thick blubber, bounces off the cliff wall and grabs more spiritballs, until he had all ten.

Hoohooros: Uh, you got them all.

Luigi: Woohoo!

Mario: I'm the winner!

Hoohooros: But you have to fight me now! RAARGH!

Hoohooros turns into an evil looking gray thing. Before they can fight…

Blabladon: COINS!

Blabladon drops a gigantic rock on Hoohooros smashing it into a million tiny pieces.

Blabladon: Did it have any coins?

Luigi: What was all that about!

Blabladon: Oh sorry. I thought that the statue might have some coins in it.

Luigi: Well you could have warned me!

Blabladon: Sorry.

Luigi: So you've been looking for coins all this time?

Blabladon: Yep! I would offer you a ride but your brother is to fat.

Luigi: Well we could just leave him-

Mario: Water!

Mario grabs Luigi and shoves his head under a spigot until he fills up with water and then sticks a mushroom in his mouth so he can't spit it out.

Blabladon: Oh no! You're too full of water for me to carry now! I gotta go!

Blabladon leaves. Luigi pulls the Mushroom out of his mouth and spits all the water out while glaring at Mario.

Luigi: I'm starting to wonder if you're smarter than I give you credit for.

Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario and Luigi continue up the mountain. Eventually they reach the top. They see a big shiny block on a weird egg-shaped rock.

Luigi: I would guess that, that block is the Hoohoo block! Yes we're almost done!

All of a sudden a large rumbling starts shaking the Mario Bros.

Luigi: W-w-what is g-g-going on?

Then…

Luigi: Oh no! It can't be!

The Border Patrol Bros. show up!

Bro. 1: We finally caught up with you guys!

Bro. 2: Yeah! We are going to get you for tricking us back there!

Luigi: I'm sure we could talk this out-

BOOM!

The rock explodes and turns out to be an egg! Out pops a big dragon!

Dragohoho: GOO-GWAAA!

Luigi: Uh oh.

Trapped between three enemies and with a useless brother beside him, Luigi sparks upon an idea.

Luigi: Hey Border Patrol Bros.! Want a really valuable Hoohoo block?

Luigi starts waving the block in front of the Bros. They start salivating at the thought of all that money. Then Luigi throws it over the cliff.

Bros.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

They run over the dragon and then fall off the cliff. The dragon then turns into a person!

Prince Peasley: Heh heh! I am Prince Peasley

Luigi: Wow! What a coincidence!

A mystical shine fills the air when the Prince laughs.

Prince Peasley: Cackletta turned me into that dragon and imprisoned me in that egg! Here have this shiny jewel rose!

Luigi gets Peasley's Rose!

Mario: DESTROY EVIL!

Prince Peasley: AAAHHH! No, you psycho!

Mario runs into Peasley, knocking him down the mountain.

Prince Peasley: (Rolling down the mountain) This could affect my shine!

Luigi: That was an interesting person.

Mario: SHINY!

Mario takes Peasley's Rose!

Luigi: No Mario! Ah, I'll just let him have it. What's the worst he could do to it?

Blabladon appears.

Blabladon: Okay, I got a bunch of coins and I feel like carrying you both now.

Luigi: You mean you just had excuses last time?

Blabladon: You could say that…look just get on.

Blabladon carries them down the mountain. Mario and Luigi enter the Hammer Bros. house.

Luigi: This is convenient.

The Border Patrol Bros. had fallen on the Hammer Bros., knocking them all out. Luigi quickly finds a pair of rusty old hammers.

Luigi: I guess this is what they meant by "all-powerful hammers." Cheapskates.

They leave and head down to the rock that Fawful put there. They smash it with their hammers. Soon they come to a flaming rock. Luigi looks at the rock, then he looks at the water bucket they still have, then he looks at a water spigot. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened next. Than they saw a mine and went in it.

Minecart Guy: To get down the mountain you have to ride the minecarts.

Luigi: Okay.

Minecart Guy: The rules: You have to get 10 diamonds and Mario gets the flashlight.

Luigi: Hey that's not cool! Why?

Minecart Guy: Two reasons: first diamonds are money and I want money, and second BECAUSE I SAID SO! Any questions?

The brothers are unable to answer because their eardrums were blown out.

20 minutes later…

Luigi: Fine! I'll take your stupid minecart challenge.

As they take the challenge they start off well with Luigi getting two diamonds right off the bat. Mario than decides to shine the flashlight under his hand to see the cool shadows.

Luigi: AAAHHH! Mario!

Luigi crashes into a thwomp, losing both of the diamonds. The rest of the ride continues much the same way. At the end Luigi only has 1 diamond.

Minecart Guy: Just one? Looks like you're going to have to do it aga-ack!

Luigi knocks him out with his hammer.

Luigi: I guess these hammers are good for something.

Mario and Luigi cross to the pathway leaving the mountain, and this part of their adventure.