At Lilo and Stitch's house, #30 minutes later

006-A was still out cold from the stunray he got hit with, he was lying on the couch, dreaming past dreams.

Lilo: Is he gonna be okay?

Joses: For the fifth time Lilo, all you did was shoot him with a stunray, of coure he'll be okay.

Rosy: I don't know why I feel sorry for the basturd.

Stitch: Probabley, because, deep down, you care for him.

Rosy smiled as she rubbed Stitch's back, he always knew what too say too make her understand. Nani at that time came back from work and reuined the happy moment.

Nani: Lilo, I'm ho-Lilo!

Lilo: What!

Nani: I thought we agreed on no more experiments in the house, especally one that dangerous!

Lilo: But Nani, he's out cold, and besides, I don't think he's really that bad.

Nani to some point gave in, she knew it was hopless when it came to capturing, containing, and to a certan point, taming experiments. This is what Lilo practicly lived for.

Nani: Alright, he can stay, but only until he feels more famillier with his surroundings.

Lilo: Thanks Nani, I really do appreaciate it.

Nani: Hey, what are sisters for?

Nani and Lilo hugged each other. Everyone awed at the site of this rare family moment. Pleakley and Jumba came walking in at that moment.

Pleakley: Aaaawwww, isn't that sweet Jumba?

Jumba: A moment that will be cherished for a long while.

This was all interupted by 006-A stirring slightly, he still seemed partly asleep, though, looks can be deceving. They leaned over too see if he was awake. At that moment, Rosy yelped as she felt a webbed paw on her rear and she slapped 006-A in the face, realizing he was quite awake.

006-A: Hey Rosy.

006-A said, a little grogy from just waking up. 006-A opened his eyes and he sat up, and saw Stitch.

006-A: You!

006-A jumped up and looked ready to fight, but Joses managed to stop him before he did anything.

Joses: 006, please be calming down, this is one Jumba's experiments.

006-A stared for a moment and realized that his creator was standing right beside him.

006-A: Father!

006-A Embraced his creator, as he realized he was among friends.

006-A: Who are all you...humans.

Lilo: Hi, I'm Lilo, and this is Stitch, a.k.a. experiment 626.

006-A stifled a laugh at hearing the name Stitch.

Stitch: It not funny name, it good name. What's your name?

006-A's smile disappeared and was replaced by a look of sadness.

Lilo: You mean, Joses didn't give you one?

006-A: My name used to be Raid, but I don't go by that name anymore, so just call me 006-A.

Hawk, why did you have to go, why did you have to die, why did you do it, was it...just to protect me. I swore that day Hawk, that I'd never use the name you gave me ever again. Yet sometimes...I fell empty without a name, without my best friend in my life.

Stitch: That naga do at all, you neega a name.

Stitch pondered for a moment, rubbing his chin in thought. Then he got it.

Stitch: Meega got it, youga's name shall be,...Nuke.

Lilo/Nuke: Why Nuke?

Stitch: A nuc. is a special missle with nucler raidiation that makes huge explosions, and since he's a living nucler weapon, it makes the perfect name.

Nuke: I don't want it to be spelled n-u-c-. though. Hhhhhhmmmmm. So I'll spell it like N-u-k-e.

Lilo: So it's settled, your new name is Nuke.

Nuke: But just one problem Lilo, I killed people today, the police are looking for me, and they will surely punish me for what I've done, I'm sorry Lilo, but I just don't belong here.

Nuke lowered his head in sadness, and started for the door. But surprisingly, Nani stopped him.

Nani: Just were do you think your going?

Nuke: Excuse me, but who are you?

Nani: My names Nani, I'm Lilo's older sister, as I was saying before, were are you going?

Nuke: Well Nani, I don't belong here, I killed, and I don't diserve to be here.

Nuke once again, lowered his head in sadness.

Nani: Well Nuke, I'm sure, the people of the island would be willing to give you a second chance.

Nuke: You really think so Nani?

Nani: In truth, I'm not sure, but if your my sisters Ohana, than your mine as well as everybody else's.

Nuke: Ohana?

Stitch comes up from behind and puts a paw on Nuke's shoulder.

Stitch: Ohana...Ohana, means family...and family means, no one gets left behind...or forgotten.

Nuke: But who'd be willing to except me after what I've done, I mean, all I know to do is cause destruction.

Lilo rubbed her chin in thought, then she snapped her fingers as she got her idea.

Lilo: I've got an idea on were you could go...

Asia, Iraq, #2 weeks later

An unknown alien of the grand council womens species was inside a enemy terrorist base, waiting for the famned terrorist, Osama Bin Laden. He finally shows up to make a deal with the alien.

Alien: You, are late.

Osama: A thousand pardons, but I had something to take care of before I arrived. So, do you have it.

Alien: Yes. One quantom bomb, as promised, it will make a huge explosion, and without the nasty nucler raidiation to clean up afterwards.

Osama: And of course, here's my part of the deal, enough black beans to make you millions on the confederations black market.

Alien: It's always a pleasure doing bussiness with you Osama Bin Laden.

Osama: As with you, my old friend. At last, president Bush and the United States will pay for bringing the Iraqi and Irainian nations to their knees.

Alien: Will I must take my leave now, I wouldn't want the grand council getting suspicious of where I've been lately, take care Osama.

Osama: Same to you my friend, same to you, heheheheheheheh.

All the sudden, four beams of nucler raidiation blasted the quantom bomb and black beans.

Osama: What the fucken hell was that!

Alien: I'm not exactly sure.

Nuke droped from the ceiling to the floor, he looked exactly as he did before, but this time he was wearing U.S. soldier body armor and had blaster pistol and light-saber clipped to a utility belt he was wearing.

Nuke: That would be my doing, I've been tracking you for quite some time Osama Bin Laden, and Zardor, I wouldn't have expected a person working for the grand council to be here. Then again, I've seen you working with terrorists before, I was there.

Zardor's face took on a look of anger as he drew his plasma pistol and pointed the gun at Nuke.

Osama: You know this person?

Zardor: He's only one of #700 experiments made by a comunist leader named Dr. Joses.

Nuke: Zardor, Osama Bin Laden, by orders of the United States of America and the Galactic Federation, I here by place you both under arrest for both treason and making deals with terrorists.

Zardor fired the blaster as Nuke drew his light-saber and activated it, revealing a green light. Nuke used his light-saber to deflect blasts, Zardor was getting angrier by the minute. He began randomly firing shots, in an atempt to stop Nuke. When Nuke got close enough, he cut Zardor's blaster in half, Zardor turned and ran. Osama pulled out an uzi and tried to shoot Nuke, but as soon as he pulled it out, Nuke cut the uzi's barrel off. Osama turned to run, but Nuke jumped onto a wall in front of him, then he jumped off the wall and hit Osama in the head and knocked him out cold.

Nuke then deactivated his light-saber and pulled out his blaster pistol and shot Zardor in both his legs and then jumped on his head and knocked him out cold too. Nuke then proceded to run through the base, destroying artillary, machine guns, sniper rifles, jets, helicopters, tanks and missle defense systems, making the place defenceless when the U.S. soldiers arrived. Nuke along with the rest of the soldiers managed to capture Zardor and Osama Bin Laden.

Zardor was exiled to a high-security desert astroid prison for his betrayel to the grand council, and Osama Bin Laden was handled by the Americans as he was sent to ten life terms in prison with no chance of paroll, ever!

Back In America, #5 days later

Nuke was the special guest of an award ceremony where he and other Americans soldiers were awarded war metals for their acts of bravery in capturing Osama Bin Laden. The world had found out that Nuke was an alien, but the American nations, as well as many others were okay with that, cause thanks to Nuke, the world had become a safer place once more. For once in his life, Nuke was actually living his dream...being a good guy.

Well hawk, I've finally done it, I've become a good guy, thanks for showing me the way. You sacraficing your life for me, showed me that I wanted to be a good guy.

Even as Nuke walked off stage, all the way in Kawaii, Lilo, Stitch, and the rest of their Ohana were cheering for Nuke as they saw him on live television.

Lilo: See Stitch, I told you that would be a good place for him to go.

The End.

Please Review one last time.

TRFKAJSouRORSOFF: I thought it was funny too, and your welcome for your questions being answered.

ReaderPal: Well, no one got pregnant, and the reason Lilo was cussing is because I just wanted to do a scene were Stitch either gets scared or shocked by some action Lilo did. No, Lilo and Stitch are not going to be boogi-boo's, I already figured out some one else for that part. Your private messages will be answered, and the reason I involved death in this story is because it's one of the only things Dr. Joses tought his experiments to do, also, it kinda reveals some angstiful feelings the Alpha experiments have in what they do. Lilo may think naughty thought's in my next story, and I'll make it seem a little funny, though I'm not sure how I'd do that.

Well you guys, thanks for reviewing my story, and here's a fresh batch of sugar cookies for them.