With only a week to go now until the wedding people's excitement was really getting into full swing. All of the preparations had been finalised and now it was a matter of waiting. This was easier said than done as with everyone's excitement grew the soon-to-be wed couple were starting to get nervous. Robyn kept expecting something to go wrong and was having funny feelings about the day and her nervousness was making Kit feel the same.

Both the hen and stag parties had been held the day after Kit's return from Madrid and both had gone off with a bang. Out of the two parties the stag party had been the most boisterous and the most mischievous. Kit had been handcuffed to a lamp post after he'd passed out from drinking too much and had been put into what could only be one of Bessie's negligees. To complete his humiliation someone had stuck an ostrich feather in the back of the negligee and crowned him 'His Royal Highness Cardinal Bouchet King of the Ostriches'.

When a fireman with an extremely large axe had entered everyone had thought something was wrong. It was only when the fireman put a CD in the stereo and started gyrating that the girls realised that he was a stripper. Everyone had thought that Trixie had booked him but when the stripper happened to show them his bottom they saw a note from Kit written on it in marker pen. It seemed that the stripper was an early wedding present. Once the stripper had done his act Trixie tried flirting with him but was left crestfallen when the stripper told her he was gay. Several of the women had objected to this as the man was very handsome and had what Trixie called 'a hot bod'.

The morning after the night before had been a painful one with the whole of Lazytown suffering with hangovers. A fireman had had to be called to get Kit removed from the lamp post as whoever had handcuffed him to it had lost the keys. No one had owned up to the deed and didn't want to as Kit hadn't taken kindly to the news of the keys being lost. He didn't mind what had been done to him at all even though he'd not expected it. The only good thing about his being handcuffed in a negligee to a lamp post with an ostrich feather sticking out of the bottom half of the negligee was that the cardinal's hat hadn't been super glued on.

Kit had been freed from his restraint and had tried to glean any information on a culprit from his friends but no one stepped forward to offer any. It was obvious that Doctor Cole had supplied the cardinal's hat and that the handcuffs had come from the Mayor's box of adult goodies as did the negligee.

As for Kit's tux and Robyn's dress both had managed to find what they wanted to wear. There had been quite a stir when Robyn's tattoo was revealed as no one had known that she'd one done. Bessie had said her party piece about it but after studying the tattoo decided that it wasn't bad at all. It was of a rose and was in full colour with silver outlining it. Greta had reacted just the same as Bessie but had commented afterwards that it wasn't if Robyn had gotten a skull surrounded in flames with blood pouring from it like her son Pedro had done. Trixie and Stephanie had both said that the tattoo was cool and were as surprised as Bessie and Greta when they found out that Robyn had had the tattoo since her holiday to the Greentown Gardens.

While Robyn was having her ears pierced Trixie had her tongue done. When she was sure that everyone's attention was fixed on Trixie, Robyn asked the woman that had done her ears if she could have another piercing done somewhere else. The woman had agreed and had done this extra piercing discreetly and no one noticed. She also did it without charging as Bessie was footing the bill for the piercings and Robyn had asked for the woman to keep the piercing secret.

At the present time Kit was sitting with Robyn in the living room watching a movie. After glancing briefly in Robyn's direction Kit noticed something and moved his head in for a closer look.

"You naughty girl, you've had your nose pierced." Kit stated in surprise.

Robyn smiled and nodded, "I wondered how long it would take you to notice. It's small enough to not be seen unless someone gets as close as you did."

"Unless of course it catches in the light like it did just now and someone sees a glint coming off your nose. What am I going to do with you, eh? I'm turning you into a bad girl. You're spending too much time with me."

"I know, isn't it terrible? You could keep my secret, secret for me. Sportacus would go ape if he found out."

"I suppose I could keep your secret, secret for you. For a price, that is."

"Name it."

Kit smiled wickedly, "You have to say yes when it comes to the 'I dos' during the ceremony."

"I think I can manage that. By the way, what are we going to do about names? Are you going to be Mr Rotten or am I going to be Mrs Kitchlovsky or even Mrs Kit?"

Kit burst out laughing at the idea of Robyn being Mrs Kit. "I don't think Mrs Kit would work somehow. If you're Robyn Kit I'd have to be Kit Robyn. Kit Rotten doesn't sound very good either, anyway if anyone rings up asking for a Mr Rotten it would get confusing as there would be two."

"Yeah, Robyn Kitchlovsky doesn't sound too bad really. It's better that what it is now, Robyn Rose Rotten."

Again Kit laughed, "Your dad and alliteration. It's not just R R R its Ro Ro Ro. Sounds like the start of a nursery rhyme."

"I told you not to go there."

"I know. It's just funny is all. Speaking of funny, can you do your Cousin It impression for me? I love it when you do that."

Robyn nodded and went to get what she'd need. Her Cousin It impression was a much loved party trick that she'd not done in a while. It had been discovered by Kit who had mentioned that when Robyn had some of hair brushed over her face while the rest was round the sides and back of her head that she looked a lot like him. The trick had grown when Robyn knelt down, with her hair styled as mentioned before, and as it was long enough to cover her body completely and Kit noticed very little difference between Cousin It and Robyn.

Kit looked round when he heard Robyn come back downstairs with a hat and pair of sunglasses resembling those worn by Cousin It. He smiled when Robyn brushed some of her hair forward and knelt down. To complete the trick she put on the hat and the sunglasses and squeaked like Cousin It.

Sportacus laughed when he opened the door and saw Robyn doing her impression. Like Kit he loved it and found it very funny. Going over to her he parted her hair and kissed her on the nose before helping her up. It was nearly dinner time and Robbie would be back with food any minute.

To rearrange her hair Robyn tossed her head forward and then straight back in a fluid motion. With her hair cascading down her back she got Sportacus to brush it out for her. It was too long for her to reach all the way down.

"I don't know how you manage to sit down without pulling your hair out. It covers your bottom now." Sportacus said brushing the silken strands of Robyn's hair with his hand.

"Practice," Robyn replied.

Kit chuckled, "What are you going to do with it for the wedding?"

"Erm…I guess I'll have it put up somehow. Greta's going to style it for me as she's good with hair and if I go to a hairdresser to have it done they'll run a mile."

Two minutes later Robbie came home with a four topping pizza. The three other people in the room all licked their lips when they smelt the delicious scent of freshly cooked pizza. After Kit had gotten everyone something to drink, the family dug into their dinner.