Mario and Luigi: Stupidstar Saga Part Seven

Oho Oasis to Beanbean Airport

Luigi crash lands on an island called Oho Oasis. Mario is stuck in some sand. Luigi gets up and sees two crabs smacking Mario. Like the good brother he is he decides to help Mario.

Luigi: HA HA! Take that Mario! Yes! This is good! Wait… NO!

Mario pops out of the ground grabs the two crabs, and tosses them at Luigi!

Mario: Take that; you cruel brother! I mean "It's-a me-a Mario!"

Luigi: Ow! Get off me! No, don't yank on my h-OW!

Eventually Luigi gets the crabs off. They scuttle into the ocean. Luigi gives Mario a few death glares. They start walking through the beach, and Luigi sees some strange round red and blue creatures…

Red Oho Jee: Oh! I am sun! Whee!

Luigi: Bizarre, they sound just like Mario!

Mario: Why you little, I mean Okeydokey!

Luigi: (Suspiciously) Are you really smarter than you let on? Are you just acting like an idiot for your own amusement? Or do you want revenge for some obscure thing I did?

Mario: Okeydokey!

Luigi: Right.

Blue Oho Jee: Stars are twinkly!

Mario and Luigi soon encounter a group of scientists.

Scientist 1: Okay now for the first experiment: How resistant are they?

They grab a red Oho Jee and then light it on fire!

Luigi: What the…?

Red Oho Jee: Fire wet! Fire wet!

Scientist 2: Interesting…Hey Steve, can you help me hook up the recorder?

Steve: Sure!

They prepare to plug in the recorder, into a tree, when suddenly a blue Oho Jee runs up and gets electrocuted by the wire!

Blue Oho Jee: Fishy! Fishy!

The red and blue Oho Jee run around until they collide with each other! They fuse and become…Purple Oho Jee!

Scientists: Fascinating!

Purple Oho Jee: Musical Number! (Singing) We are Oho Jee! Tee hee! We will dance and prance until our heads explode! Oh yes, we are Oho Jee! Tee hee! (A chorus of regular Oho Jee come in) We will rock you! We will sock you! We will turn upside down and dance with a clown because… We are Oho Jee! Tee hee!

Luigi: Mario I think we should leave…

Mario: Okeydokey!

They slip off while they scientists take notes and the Oho Jee continue singing. Eventually they come to a temple with a lightning bolt over it. They enter. They come to a fence.

Luigi: Wait… I know how to do this! Mario hit me!

Mario: Okeydokey!

Mario whacks Luigi with his hammer, sending him under the fence. Luigi pops out on the other side and heads into a doorway. Inside a big ball full of electricity resides.

Luigi: Cool!

A spirit floats into view…

Luigi: AAHHH! Ghost!

Thunder spirit: I will not hurt you! No, I want you to touch the glowing ball!

Luigi: Won't it hurt?

Thunder spirit: No…

Luigi: Well I don't want to do it!

Thunder spirit: Too bad! DO IT!

Luigi: Okay.

Luigi walks up and tentatively touches the ball.

Thunder spirit: Hee, hee! Now you will be electrocuted!

Luigi: Uh no.

Thunder spirit: What?

Luigi: After all those times I got electrocuted, I put on rubber gloves, so in your face!

Thunder spirit: Oh no! You have outsmarted me! I can only hope your brother isn't as smart!

Luigi: Him smart! HA, HA!

Luigi heads out through the now open fence.

Luigi: Okay Mario let's go!

They go to the other temple. This one has a flame symbol on it. Inside there is a tiny hole. So Luigi whacks Mario and he goes in to the tiny hole. He pops out in a room with a big flame ball. A drop of water falls on Mario, making him big again. A spirit appears.

Fire spirit: Touch the flamy ball!

Mario: You touch it!

Fire spirit: What? I am incorporeal, I can not touch it!

Mario: What's wrong, afraid?

Fire spirit: No… just nervous.

He reaches out and gets fried.

Fire spirit: Impossible! You and your brother outsmarted both of us! Meet us outside the temples. So Mario and Luigi head out of the temples. The two spirits are there.

Fire spirit: Well now we have to grant you a wish.

Mario: Mushrooms!

Thunder spirit: I don't think we can do that…

Luigi: Look just tell us how we can get to Beanbean castle town.

Fire spirit: Well there is the flooded underwater passage…

Luigi: One problem with that.

Thunder spirit: Oh? What is it?

Luigi: How are we supposed to breath underwater!

Fire spirit: Oh, you have a point.

Thunder spirit: Well we could just teleport them there…

Luigi: Fine! Just do it!

Spirits: Alright… Teleport!

Nothing happens.

Spirits: Um I guess we'll have to fly over there.

The Spirits grab Mario and Luigi and start flying towards the castle. They pass over the still singing Oho Jee…

Singing Oho Jee: Fish's are sweet and muffins are neat but nothing compares to us! We Are Oho Jee. Tee Hee!

Luigi: Bizarre.

Meanwhile deep in Stardust fields…

Fawful stumbles on an unconscious Bowser.

Fawful: Oh mistress, will this one do?

Cackletta: YES! Just pick a person to put my essence in already! This is the eighth person we ran into!

Fawful: Here you go!

Cackletta's essence pours into Bowser…

Bowletta: Hee hee, Ha Ha! I'm incredibly disturbing!

Fawful: Of course mistress.

Beanbean Castle…

The spirits drop Mario and Luigi off. A Beanbean person runs up to them.

Beanbean Person: Oh good, you're here! You must go to the airport, Princess Peach is landing!

Luigi: Great! Let's go.

On the way to the Beanbean Airport…

Luigi: Why is it impossible for us to relax? As soon as we solve one problem we encounter another! And another! I feel terribly rushed.

Mario: Shut up.

Luigi: What?

Mario: Whoops, uh Crikey!

Luigi: Fine. Be that way.

At the Beanbean Airport…

Lady Lima: Oh good you are here!

Luigi looks around and sees several Piranha Plants and a big egg in the run way.

Luigi: What's up with that stuff?

Lady Lima: We don't like gardening.

Luigi: Right.

Princess Peach's airplane suddenly comes flying in and squashes all the plants.

Lady Lima: Oh poo! I liked those plants! Well anyways, Mario, Luigi please meet us back at the castle!

Luigi: What! We were just at the stupid castle! Ugh, let's go.

Beanbean Castle…

Mario and Luigi finally get back. Queen Bean greets them.

Queen Bean: Hello! For some reason Prince Peasley isn't here but I'm sure he's fine. Anyways here's Princess Peach!

Princess Peach walks in and prepares to talk…

Luigi: Wait! When she talks, explosives come out!

Princess Peach: Oh don't worry, one of the Toads that likes wearing women's clothes dressed up as me that day.

Luigi: Wait; don't they all enjoy wearing women's clothes?

Princess Peach: Oh you're so silly! Come Luigi, Let's talk.

And so they head into the castle.

Meanwhile…

Prince Peasley: All right everyone, calm down. The first meeting of Mario Bros. Haters Anonymous is in order. Border Bros. Please tell us the plan for today.

Border Bro 1: Alright so let's take roll call first…Minecart guy?

Minecart guy: Here.

Border Bro 1: Several Beanbean guards?

Beanbean guards: Present.

Border Bro 1: Popple?

Popple: Thief! I mean here.

Border Bro 1: Bubbles?

Bubbles: Here.

Border Bros 2: Well everyone else is out trying to find the Bros. Let's go to Step 1 of our program: Destroying the Mario Bros.!

All: Gwa ha ha! We will have our revenge!