A/N: Thanks for the reviews: Sam, Sam1, and 361Veritas. Sorry it's taken me a while to update. I've been playing this new game called Maple Story. IT'S SO CUTE!

Disclaimer: See Chapter 1
Chapter 6: Fake-out Make-out

"Why are we always set up for guard duty?" Sam muttered.

"Me: because I can go invisible and intangible. And you: because Tucker's always trying to set us up."

Sam swore it was impossible for Danny's phantom counter part to blush. "I would so kill you if…" She gasped. "Turn human."

"Wha?"

"Just do it!" She shoved him into a bush, and Danny turned human.

"What are you—" He was stopped by her lips on his. "Mmm!" He closed his eyes and put his arms around her, pulling her closer.

Sam resisted the urge to pull away as he began to return the kiss. It was surprising yet too irresistible to break away. She couldn't stop herself from melting in his arms. How could she not? Danny Fenton, the secret love of her life, was making out with her!

A guard passed. "What the… Hey, this is no make-out center!"

Danny pulled away, glaring at the guard. "Do you mind?"

Sam was too stunned to speak. The guard and Danny were talking or arguing or something, but she couldn't think. Danny grabbed her arm then dragged her away. He turned them invisible and slipped into Vlad's house. He turned to Sam who was just staring at him in a daze.

"Sam? Hello? Sam!" Ghost to Sam!" He waved a hand before her face, and she jumped, a blush creeping over her cheeks. He grinned. "You didn't think it was a real kiss, did you?" he asked, quoting what she had said after the fake-out make-out when Valerie was attacking him.

She growled and punched his arm. "That's not funny!"

"Ow!" He laughed. "Sorry, I couldn't help it." He was silent for a moment then burst out laughing. "You should have seen the look on your face!"

"Guys, are you in?" Clark's voice suddenly said over the Fenton Phones.

"Yeah, sorry. Sam got side tracked," Danny said.

Mr. Boot suddenly got very acquainted with Danny's stomach leaving him kneeling on the floor as Sam got the door for the rest of the group.

"Hey, Danny, you okay?" Tucker asked. Chloe and Kim were struggling to bite back laughter.

"Peachy," he muttered, getting to his feet.

Danny sighed as Ron nearly ran screaming from yet another empty armor suit. "Why am I here with you?"

"Because Kim was sick of me?" Ron tried.

"I could believe it," Danny muttered.

"Hey, where's this go?" Ron opened a door that led to a living room where, unfortunately, Vlad and Maddie were making out.

Danny closed the door, looking sick. Ron had immediately covered his eyes. Danny wordlessly headed back to the Fenton RV where the group had agreed to meet back.

"Hey, Danny, what's wrong?" Kim asked.

"Some things cannot be unseen," Ron whispered.

"Danny?" Sam waved her hand before his face.

"My mom was…making out with…Vlad." Danny climbed into the RV without another word or look at anyone.

"Danny?" Chloe tried.

"Let's go," was all he said.

Sam sat beside Danny, watching as her best friend quietly suffered for what he had seen, gazing out the window. Sam touched his shoulder, and he glanced at her, managing a weak smile.

"I'm sorry, Danny," she whispered.

"I just…I can't believe my mom would do that," he whispered. "I…I thought she loved my dad…and us."

"I don't think she could do it either." Sam sighed and resisted the urge to run her hand through his hair. She looked away, her face thoughtful. "Wait…" She leapt up. "Clark, stop the car!"

Everyone lurched forward as the tires screeched. "Sam, what the—" Danny started.

"Ember!" She turned to Danny. "She put your mom under a love spell!"

"But I broke Ember's guitar. Shouldn't that have—"

"Vlad must have a hypnotizing device or something." Sam shook Danny. "Don't you get it? She must be hypnotized! She wouldn't do it otherwise!"

Danny stared at her, realization slowly dawning in his eyes. "You're right!" He leapt up. "We have to go back. My mom doesn't even know what she's doing!" He turned back to Sam and kissed her on the cheek. "Thanks." The he walked toward the front of the RV.

Sam whished she could disappear into the floor as Tucker snickered at her blushing face.


A/N: Also, Mind Swap is finished in the writing process, and I've started on Blast from the Past (it's the story where Danny, Sam, Clark, Chloe, Kim, and Ron go to each other's past).