Alright this is my first fic and im a big sora fan so for all the sora fan boys and girls well mostly girls lol please don't hate me well wish me luck hope u like it(oh yea and big shout out to Sonora the free you're the best hazah)

Silly sexual harassment sora

CLAAANNNNKKK…….

"please listen to me I didn----" sora said.

"yah yah save it for the queen of hearts" a certain silver haired SOILDIER spouted.

So there I was sitting in a jail cell waiting to be interrogated by lieutenant hook. what joke his whole life he's off playing pirate and all of a sudden now that lunatics a police chief. Oh gosh speak of the heartless here he comes here we go.

"Mornin' lieutenant hook h-" sora piped out

"that's captain hook to you sora" hook chimed in

And so the interrogation started

"It says here you were poking selffie and kairi with your wood seems a little inappropriate to me" hook pestered

"I was but it wasn't what you think I was jus-"

Captain hook but in"hear that detective smee I think that's a confession don't you"

Smee said "yes capp'n I do"

The crazy police chief hook said"yes and its lieutenant to you smee."

I felt like just swiping them on the head with my keyblade, but there in lies the problem they confiscated all my stuff. So I said "it wasn't like that the "wood" was a wooden sword"

"It was" replied hook

"yes" I said back

"Well what about that key thing isn't there a little hidden meaning ther I mean what do you plan on opening if you know what I mean and I know you do" hook inquired

"I don't open anything I seal things key holes to be precise" sora said enthusiastically.

"Well with that settled there is only one last issue at hand" stated captain hook

"Don't you mean hook sir" smee snickered

"Anyway as I was saying before I was interrupted we need to address your love obsession with climbable objects you seem to love them too much do I need to show the pictures" hook asked

"No its quite alright hook I am just sick and tired of being criticized for the way I climb

Im sorry it looks like im humping the tree instead of climbing but hey those are the breaks so no harm no foul ok just let me out of here"sora declared

"Fine on one condition u slay that wretched croc so I can go back to pirating, deal" hook offered

"Deal" sora agreed

THE END

Ok so what did u think I liked it but if u didn't that's kool p.s. If some one could do soras mug shot on deviant art id love it thanks for reading cya later