Chapter 2: Biology, Second Period
So we take a look at the biology class. Rau Le Creuset is teaching. This will be fun...
"My name is Mr. Creuset. I will be teaching you biology. And the first thing you need to know about biology is that Coordinators reign superior to all other life forms. We will be looking at George Glenn's accomplishments in here," Rau said. As he was speaking, he walked around the front of the classroom in circles, like he was deep in thought.
"That's no fair," Goten piped up. "What about Saiyans? We are far more powerful than any humans. Plus we can transform to a higher, more powerful level of our race."
"Don't be a jerk!" Trunks said. "You're starting to sound like a juvenile version of my dad!"
"What does 'juvenile' mean?" Goten asked stupidly.
"And what about demons?" Ryoko challenged. "Demons are at least as powerful as a Saiyan."
Rau was starting to get annoyed. And he felt his morals being threatened. To counter this, he asked the valedictorian wolf-demon the following.
"And was it not your particular breed of demon that caused the war between demon clans to break out twenty years ago?" The one thing he didn't know was that Ryoko Takeuchi comes prepared.
"And was it not the existence of Coordinators that brought about the more recent war fought?" Ryoko sat there with a powerful air about her. She wasn't taking jack.
Rau stood there, stupified. He was just roasted by what he considered an inferior being. As it says above, this will be fun.
"Okay. Moving on to other matters. Why is it important to learn about biology?"
Some kid in the back row decided to be a smart-ass and say, "For punishment and to pay your sorry ass!"
"Very funny, Mister, uh, Urameshi." Rau looked up to see the street punk sitting with his chair tilting back at a very dangerous angle and his feet on the desk.
Stifled giggles rose in the room, and Yusuke got more and more bold.
"And what's with that mask? You look like a circus freak! Why don't you try showing your face for once?"
This triggered stupid rumors like 'a wild dog attacked him and permanently scarred his face' and 'some madman gouged his eyes out and that mask is the only way he can see'. What the hell! He's probably more likely to be attacked by a dog now because of that mask, and what the flip would even a madman be doing gouging someone's eyes out, smart?
"You will NOT insult my mask, Yusuke Urameshi!" Rau shouted.
The class fell silent. If there's one thing you don't mess with, it's Rau Le Creuset's mask. The mask was given to him when he was a little kid by a young woman he had the hots for, and I do mean he had the hots for her. He was so obsessed with her he vowed never to take it off again, and so far he's succeeded. It's always kept his memory of her, especially since right before he graduated high school, the woman died in a freak accident involving an electrical storm. You'd almost feel sorry for the guy, but you have to remember that we're talking about Rau Le Creuset here. We have to put high standards on him and belittle what emotions he has. It's fun!
"Yusuke, that was uncalled for!" Keiko said out of nowhere. "You really must learn how to consider others' feelings."
"It's a little late for that, Miss Yukimura!" Rau shouted. He was now sitting in the middle of the floor, sucking his thumb with tears running down his cheeks.
Now everyone was really freaking out. They didn't know what happened to their usually condescending biology teacher. He get's really moody. First, he's very proud of himself. Then he kinda reminds you of Mu La Flaga when he responds to Yusuke's first comment. Next, he's a military officer. Now, he's a first grader trapped in a biology teacher's body, and these kids don't know what to do with him. Who hires these teachers?
That's chapter 2, peoples! And I want more reviews! Tell a friend! Put out flyers! Anything! I only got one review! One! TT The quicker you review the faster I get to work on the next chapter. And please give me some ideas on who can be teachers. I'm desperate.
