You all lose. No cookies. No nothing. I did get 2 slightly maddening reviews telling me that my other 2 stories were retarded… you can probably tell I'm in a good mood right now huh? Lol sorry I'm home sick, again. Darn flu seasonish thing. And I got a flu shot! So not cool. I miss my friends. Cause I've been sick all weekend and now it's Tuesday and I've stayed home and that didn't make any sense cause I'm ranting… sorry. Story time!
"Can we move?"
"Why in the world do you want to move?"
"Because, I'm kind of tired of living under a building. I mean I like this whole, dark, emptiness, but what's that going to do for our kid?"
"I grew up in the dark loneliness and I'm just fine." I looked at him like "right" and slugged him
"And how many people have you murdered?"
"Okay so I had a few little problems," he looked at me and the look I was giving him, "okay, a few big problems, but I like this… house?"
"Yes Erik it is a house. See? You're not even sure what to call it!"
"Fine. It will get me away from past… relationships." I rolled my eyes at him.
"What ever. I'll start looking."
"How exactly are you going to do that?"
"Call a relater!"
"With what phone?"
"…"
"That's what I thought. I will look today while you're at school."
"You make it sound like I'm in high school or something. I am an adult you know!"
"Why are you so testy?"
"Gee, I wonder," I said pointing at my huge stomach.
"Oh, right."
A couple weeks later
"Are you sure you have everything?"
"Yea, I think so." I was very pregnant and very unhappy.
"Do you need anything?"
"Umm, could you grab me a sweater?"
"What do you need a sweater for? It's hot outside!"
"It's the middle of winter. And you know what? You grow a person inside of you and then you can tell me if your hot or cold. Ok?"
"Yes Maam," He said looking quite frightened.
"I'm sorry. I just want to get this move over with!"
"I told you it wouldn't be a good idea to move right now."
"Well, sorry Mr. I-know-every-thing."
"You're forgiven." I rolled my eyes and climbed into the carriage.
I just accidentally saved this as chapter 37… grrr. It's only chapter 34. it's over and completely retarded because I have a headache and am currently going to go read Les Miserables. Okay? Okay. Thx. Reviews are liked by me!
