Chapter 3: Who Says 'Ye' These Days?

I was arguing with myself over what to do for this chappie. I hope you like.

The next class we look at is English/Lit class. For those with short, short memory spans that don't remember too much from chapter 1, this class is taught by High Priestess Kaede. That's how you know things are gonna go wrong.

Kaede walked into the room and nearly had a heart attack. Goten was on Kaede's desk, screaming and pointing at a box of chicken wings. The rest of the class was staring at him as if he were a kangaroo in the middle of Madison Square Garden. There was smoke coming from what was left of the desks around the one where the box stood. Flay Allster was petrified at the blasts that had emitted from Goten's palms and was hainging from the ceiling fan for dear life.

"What has gotten into ye?" Kaede shouted, supporting herself with the doorframe. "Why are ye doing the cancan on my desk? Get off of there!"

"You need to send him to the happy hotel!" Flay shouted.

Kaede glared at Flay.

"And how did ye end up there?"

Kurama shook his head and said, "She doesn't understand the power of Saiyans. And it intimidated her. She jumped out of her skin, practically, in fright and managed to grab hold of the ceiling fan before gravity took effect."

"In half the syllables, Kurama!" Goten said, still hopping like there were ants in his pants.

"You scared the heck out of her," Kurama said simply.

"And why are ye still on my desk when I've already told you to get down from there?" Kaede inquired.

"I can't!"

"And why in the name of Buddha not?"

"The chicken is haunted!"

Kaede was really pissed now.

"Young man, I am very well familiar with sorcery and subjects related to it. So believe me when I say ye need not be afraid of a simple box of Kentucky Fried Chicken. It has not been tampered with."

"It clucked and said 'Howdy doo!' to me! What the hell do you think that's about?" Goten asked.

"I'd say ye are delusional. Now stop this nonsense and get off my desk!" Kaede commanded.

"You guys can't say you didn't hear that box of chicken wings speak!" Goten said, looking at his classmates for support.

"You're delusional," Kurama said blankly.

"Will somebody get me DOWN?" Flay shouted..

"Jump and I'll catch ya!" Miroku said, standing up.

"NO!" the class shouted, leaving Kaede baffled for a minute.

"Kurama, will you go get Vegeta? We need to get this young lady down," Kaede said, reaching into her desk drawer for some aspirin.

Before Kaede had finished her sentence, Kurama had left the room in search of Vegeta the janitor and came back thirty seconds later with Vegeta and a ladder.

"Happens every year," Vegeta grumbled. "Someone always has to get stuck on a ceiling fan. And for some reason it's always someone from your third hour class. Pisses me off."

The only reason why Vegeta is using a ladder is because Kurama warned him about Flay's phobia of Saiyan powers. As soon as Flay was on solid ground she balled up and started sucking her thumb.

"Deja vu," Goten said, scratching his head.

"Technically, this wouldn't be deja vu," Kurama said to no one in particular.

Goten started to show his juvenile hall side (which is odd because he hasn't been to prison in this fic.).

"So what? Ya wanna make something of it?" Goten challenged.

"Why don't ye shut up!" Kaede said this as a command rather than a question.

Kaede pushed Goten off her desk and sat down to take attendance.

"Botan Kashiwabara." (A/n: This isn't Botan from Yuyu Hakusho. This is just a character of mine. Steal and die.)

Botan raised her hand.

"Sho Kazamatsuri."

Sho raised his hand in confirmation.

"Tatsuya Mizuno."

The same.

"Yusuke Morinaga."

He was present.

"Goten Matsumoto."

Goten stood up from his landing place on the floor. He was about ready to shoot the chicken with a Kamehameha wave, but thought better of it. Surprisingly, he thought that one through.

"Haru Glory."

"Present," Haru said lazily. He was trying to block out Kaede's -and the other's- voices. He wasn't too happy with the class so far.

"Miroku Miyazaki."

Miroku stood and sat down again.

"Shuichi Minamino."

Kurama raised his hand.

"I thought your name was Kurama," Kaede said.

"It is, but most humans know me as Shuichi," Kurama replied.

Then Kaede goes through the names of the unimportant people and went on to the boring stuff like what was going to be done in the class and whatnot. And then she sent Goten to Chi-Chi's office. (Just so's ya know, Chi-Chi is the counselor in case you forgot.)

That's chapter #3! This one had fun writing this chapter. This one hopes that this chapter is a little more comedic. This one has been trying hard to base this off of mayhem, that I have. Enjoy! This one insists.