Chapter 5: Chemistry Killed the Girl(s)?
I hope this chapter comes out well. I didn't really know how to make Mu La Flaga's class chaotic, but I tried, dammit! Enjoy.
Mu La Flaga strolled into the classroom with a laid back smile and if you looked closely enough, you could see smudged lipstick on his neck. But nobody bothered to notice. The class was in disarray. Desks were upturned, there were busted pipes gushing water sticking out of the ceiling, graffiti covered the walls, Kuroneko-sama was stuck under a pile of wooden boards, and just about every student was knocked out except for three: Flay, who was hiding underneath Mu's desk, Elie, who was standing on top of a desk with her blaster-thingies in her hands, and Kenshin, only except he was just about knocked out and had about fifty bruises on his body. Mu was in shock. Apparently, Elie went on another one of her blasting sprees.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CLASSROOM?" Mu shouted.
Elie looked around her, and a look of sheer and utter perplexion crossed her face. She had no clue as to what happened, and didn't know why La Flaga was yelling. Silly girl.
"Uh, are you the chemistry teacher?" Elie asked.
Mu was about ready to have a stroke. What the heck was wrong with this girl?
"Yes, I am the chemistry teacher," Mu said through gritted teeth.
"Do you know what happened to the classroom?" Elie asked stupidly.
"I would like to know," Mu responded grumpily.
"Elie. Evil. Mommy..." Flay muttered. She started crying.
"Damn," Mu said to no one in particular. "Ever since the nurse split town last month."
"You mean to tell me that there's no school nurse?" Kenshin yelled in disbelief. "She nearly decimated all of us!"
"Damn you, Hibiki! This better not be coming out of my goddamn paycheck! And you still haven't gotten a new nurse! You'll be hearing from my lawyer! I swear it on Buddha!" Mu continued this for about five minutes. That was when Elie continued investigating the situation at hand.
"So, why did the nurse leave?" Elie questioned.
"Because of people like Goten Matsumoto and Sesshoumaru Yamamoto, I'd guess," Mu answered, shrugging.
"Why does my head hurt?" Elie asked out of the blue.
"I dunno, Elie," Mu said sarcastically. "Enlighten me."
"If I knew that, I wouldn't have asked you!" Elie shouted, about ready to shoot another round.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Flay wailed.
"SHADDUP!" Elie screamed. This just caused Flay to cry some more.
After that little episode, ten minutes of silence passed before the rest of the class woke up. When that happened, Mu got to teaching. Three minutes into the lesson Elie was lost.
Elie raised her hand and said, "Mr. La Flaga, I don't understand any of this." And this wasn't just a one time occurance. Elie had to raise her hand several times. And several times Mu was about ready to kill both himself and Elie.
"Um, Mr. La Flaga, what's combustion again?" Elie asked with her hand in the air. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.
"AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Mu yelled, pulling his hair out. He busted out a shotgun and chased Elie through the entire high school department of the campus. Flay let out a high pitched scream and went off the perverbial edge, bringing Kenshin with her. After that, Elie never asked another question in Mu La Flaga's chemistry class ever again.
Chapter 5 for ya. Quite personally, I think that it came out pretty entertaining. But lemme know if it isn't. I just love picking on Flay, don't I? I hate her! She must die! Arigato for reading and please review! Ja ne!
