A/N: Chapter 1 will be referred to a lot in this chapter. I suggest you reread chapter 1 before you read this one. It'll make a lot more sense that way. (Unknown Character- My muses appreciate the greeting! )
Chapter 7: Studyhall was Meant for Studying
Murrue sat at her desk, trying to block the voices of her homeroom out. If you recall the first chapter, your questions will be answered. Now, pay attention! This is very important!
We'll focus on two characters that never really got any recognition too much, Chimes and Chisame. For some reason they were playing rock, paper, scissors.
"Hah!" Chimes shouted with satisfaction. "That's three times you lost now! You have to pick up the dry cleaning after school today!"
"That's no fair!" Chisame objected. "You got Sara Serenity to predict those moves for you, didn't you?"
"Now, would I do that?" Chimes asked skeptically. "Even if I tried that, Sara Serenity would never agree to do that. She's a deity, not Kame-Sen'nin's sister." (A/N: Kame-Sen'nin is the original Japanese name for Master Roshi.)
"Unless you were able to bribe Uranai Baba into it," Chisame pointed out.
"It wouldn't work with her, either," Chimes replied casually. "You can't bribe that old hag. Believe me. I've had first hand experience."
"How?"
Chimes sighed and told the story.
"Remember when I had that pet frog, Midori? Well, after we had to bury him, I tried asking Uranai Baba if she could find a way to bring him back, since it seemed like a petty wish to waste Shenron's time with. She was cold as the blizzard we had that year. She would not be convinced into bringing Midori-chan back."
Chisame just shook her head.
The room went silent when a drunken Cagalli staggered into the room with a note pinned to the collar of her uniform. Murrue took notice to this and went up to where Cagalli tottered dangerously and read the note.
Cagalli Attha is excused.
Atsuko Urameshi
Murrue sweatdropped and said, "What happened?"
A certain redhead demon piped up, "It looks like she's wasted."
Cagalli chuckled stupidly and said, "Heh, you're kinda cute."
This time it was Kurama's turn to sweatdrop as he said, "I get that a lot. What class were you in last hour?"
Surprisingly, Cagalli was able to answer home economics something of competently.
"That explains a lot," Murrue said, putting a cold, wet washcloth to her head. "Why does she always these students drunk? They're hard enough to handle as it is!" And then she started crying in Spanish.
"If that's the case, I'll be right back," Kurama said. And when he said he'll be right back he meant it. He quick ran out of the classroom and was right back with a potion whipped up by Lady Kaede.
"Here, Cagalli," Kurama said, handing her the flask. "Drink this."
"Why?" Cagalli asked.
"I want to see if I did well in mixing this drink."
"Why don't you ask Atsuko?"
"It's not that kind of drink."
"Is it yummy?"
"It's supposed to be."
"Then why don't you drink it yourself?"
"Because I want to get other people's opinions first."
"Why?"
"You sure do ask a lot of questions," Kurama said, which was only part of the sentence. The rest of it was "when you're drunk".
"What's MC Hammer's real name?"
"I don't know!"
"Just drink the damn thing already!" Murrue shouted.
Cagalli let out a little yelp and backed the potion like it was the last drink she was ever going to have.
Kurama and Murrue stared intently as Cagalli swallowed the liquid, hoping with all their might that their old friend Kaede had come through for them. And she must've, because Cagalli wasn't swaying or giggling stupidly anymore.
"What happened?" Cagalli asked, looking at her surroundings, obviously confused. "Why is there a note pinned to my collar? And why do I smell like vodka?"
"It all started when your mommy dropped you on your head," Kira said sarcastically. He was sitting near the back of the classroom and was more fascinated then scared by his sister now.
The blessed bit of silence that followed was shattered by someone's scream. And then he appeared. To Chisame there was no one else in the world who was as handsome as him. What woman wouldn't want a guy with purple hair, blue eyes, and incredible martial arts skills?
As soon as Trunks appeared in the door, trying to catch his breath, a harem of girls showed up behind him, all of them interested in Trunks as a boyfriend. That ruined Chisame's day.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Stay away from me!" Trunks shrieked, hiding behind Murrue's desk.
"Hey!" Murrue shouted. "Get out of there!"
"NO!" Trunks shouted back. "Not until they go away!"
By they, he meant the girls by the door, (all of which are my original characters. Steal and die) Kaede Kirigoe, Rie Ishikawa, Kaede Suzuki, and Narue Kamiyama. Kirigoe sings, Ishikawa is a photographer, Suzuki fights, and Kamiyama is a female version of Sherlock Holmes. And don't think that aside from Kaede Suzuki, the others are snotty and prissy. They all can fight.
The first one to separate from the group was Kirigoe. She walked over to where Trunks took refuge and yanked him by the arm so that he was in full view. I'm serious when I say Trunks looked like he was about to burst in tears. So, Chisame did what any other annoyed person would do. She stood up to put a stop to this nonsense.
"Why don't you leave poor Trunks alone?" Chisame asked, standing between Kirigoe and Trunks.
"Why do you care?" Kaede challenged. "This isn't any of your business and you never seemed to even take notice of him before. In fact, you treat him like a source of stress relief."
"Which couldn't be farther from the truth," Chimes piped in.
"Really? Then enlighten me. What is your real relationship with him?"
Chisame shook her head once more and answered, "He's a friend of the family. Even if it seems like I tease him it's only because we're fooling around. That's what friends do. And since he's a friend I can't let him be chased around like this 24/7. He is a fellow Saiyan, after all."
Stunned. Kaede was nothing but stunned. And that was the first thing she ever learned in tenth grade: Never mess with a Saiyan.
Me: I wanted to add more to this but I was stuck. spaces out I love harem comedies.
Hikaru: But we had fun reading it over, though it didn't refer to Chapter 1 as much as we wanted it to.
Me: snaps back to reality Oh, well. It'd be really appreciated if we could get more reviews.
Hikaru: Yeah, this is getting harder and harder to write. Suggestions are always welcome.
Me: If you don't I just might send my army of rattle snakes after you. If they would ever wake up on command. shifty eyes
Hikaru: Just review. We're still figuring out what would be good for the next chapter, looks at desk calendar P.E.!
Me: Remember, I have snakes! And flying monkeys! laughs evilly
Hikaru: Never mind her. pushes me away Just leave a review when you're finished. disappears in smoke, dragging me by the collar
