Chapter 8: He Hurt Himself

Hikaru: Super happy funtime!

Me: That was chapter six.

Hikaru: Really? Why didn't you tell me? You know I've been wanting to say that before a chapter forever!

Me: You didn't get the memo I gave you? Anyway, you didn't show up until after Cagalli recited those alcoholic drinks, so it was too late. Why didn't you say it last chapter?

Hikaru: I thought it was supposed to be this chapter. -bows head dejectedly-

Me: Damn! It would've worked for last chapter, too. Oh, well! It's time for chapter eight! Sorry for the hiatus. I just wasn't feeling it.-shakes head in disappointment- Enough of the small talk! It's time for the story!

As usual, we have another class to deal with. This one is PE. And, as usual, Mistah Bartfeldt will have his work cut out for him.

Andrew met the group of rambunctious adolescents outside. And this class didn't look like fun to teach. If Lacus Clyne and Flay Allster are in the same class, you can expect all hell to break loose.

"Bitch!"

"Slut!"

"Whore!"

"White trash!"

No one ever would've thunk that Lacus would say such dirty words. But, considering she's arguing with Flay and she has the upper hand by popularity, we can forgive her.

"What the hell is going on here?" Andrew asked, obviously oblivious to the age old rivalry.

Lacus, who had gone Seed mode, faced Mr. Bartfeldt and said, "This wench is trying to say that -"

Flay cut her off.

"She refuses to accept the fact that Kira loves me more than her!" Flay quickly answered while covering Lacus's mouth.

Lacus pulled Flay's hand away from her mouth and said, "That's a lie! She refuses to believe that Kira's gotten over her!" And the two started calling each other even more obscene names, which I'm not going to mention due to the fact that little kids might be reading this.

Andrew slapped his forehead and looked up to the sky asking, "Dear God, do I really have to settle this conflict?"

"No. You don't."

Was this really God who answered him? Did I really turn away the religious rambling that my grandma feeds me every time I visit her for nothing? No. It wasn't God who answered. It was Goten.

"And what do you have in mind, Mister Matsumoto?" Andrew asked warily.

"A martial arts match."

"What?"

"You heard me! A martial arts match. Lacus and Flay can fight each other and the winner gets Kira."

"Why are you suggesting this when it's supposed to be Miroku's job?"

Andrew did get his answer, but it wasn't from Goten. Because Chisame had whacked him over the head with a baseball bat.

"That should shut him up," she sighed, dusting her hands off on her shorts. "Don't mind him. He's the type that tends to like girl on girl action. Damn, I'm surrounded by perverts." She pushed away Miroku, who was trying to look up her shorts.

Out of nowhere, a blast was heard from one of the classrooms. Chimes could be seen flying from the totaled classroom with Vegeta hot on her tail carrying a wrench. Right behind Vegeta was Kira in the Strike. Right behind him was Athrun in his mobile suit, the Aegis. Then Cagalli in the Strike Rouge. Natarle was jumping up and down, yelling "Wait! Don't leave! Take me with you!".

"Great," Chisame said deflated. "The so called 'Crazy Sunshine' of the group has caused a mobile suit conga line and Vegeta to chase after her with a wrench. And what's Natarle yelling about? I'm the one that's dying of embarrassment."

"Get back here, you!" Vegeta shouted, brandishing the wrench while catching up to Chimes. "God. Kakarrot's child!"

"I resent that remark!" Chimes and Chisame shouted in unison.

"Has anyone noticed that we've moved the attention from the most awesome fight between thehottest Gundam Seed females ever?" Miroku asked.

"Shut up," Chisame said. "Everyone knows that Lacus is obviously more widely loved by the population of Gundam Seed fans, or Gundam fans in general. Because Flay is, in most people's eyes, a crazy bitch."

Random DJ starts playing the 'crazy bitch' song that you hear on Kiss FM.

"Like the song says," Chimes continued. "She's a crazy bitch."

Me: I guess the super happy funtime thing works for this chapter, after all.

Hikaru: Yay!

Me: --; Whatever. The next chapter will be a continuation of this one, I think. So until then, keep those reviews coming.

Hikaru: Super Happy Funtime!