Frodo's Temper

Ch.3

(Pippin's)

"So… how are y- faring Sam?" Asks a shaky Pippin.

"I'm doing ok. But you should be careful."

"Posh… -t's n-t so b-d."

"Don't drink more then you can handle, foolish hobbit."

"N-nse-se."

"Whatever. The side effects will not be my fault."

( Frodo's)

"Wha?" Says a groggy Merry.

"Hallow Merry. Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you that hard with my book. But you ruined the perfect night I had planned for Sam and made me angry." Frodo states.

"Ow, my head." Merry tries to rub the back of his head but finds himself wrapped like a mummy and hanging upside down, his box right below him should he fall.

"What you used against me are now being used against you. The tables have turned. Where is my Sam?"

"I can't tell you that Frodo."

"Can't or will not? There is a difference."

"Wouldn't I have told you if I could?"

"You are far from being an innocent hobbit Merry! You wouldn't tell me unless I threatened you. But you'd think I'd never do that."

"You're the smallest of us! You can't threaten anyone!"

"I'm losing my patience! Either tell me where you are holding my Sam captive or I WILL start threatening you!"

"Is that a promise?" Asks a grinning Merry.

"ABSOLUTELY!"

"Then bring on the threats! Cause you're cute when you're flustered!"

Frodo brings out his sword and cuts Merry down. He hits the top of the box and falls to the floor.

"Ow! My goodness Frodo! Be a little nice would you?"

"Tell me where Sam is!"

"Never!"

Frodo walks over to Merry and shoves him into a corner, the sword keeping Merry close to the wall.

"Tell me where Sam is right now Merry! Or I will test how well I sharpened this yesterday!"

"As if! Wo!" Merry narrowly dodges out of the way as Frodo's sword hits the wall where his head was just a second ago. "You weren't kidding! You could've taken my head off!"

"Would've been easier had you not moved."

"You're POSSESSED! Ak!" Merry dodges another swing. Frodo chases Merry around the entire house and finally outside and down the road.

"Get back here Merry! I'm not done with you yet!"

"Oh crap! I really did it this time! I've managed to completely piss him off! He's completely taken over by anger! The only place for me to go is Pippin's."