Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

Let's get started

Malik's POV

Ryou: So, what are we going to do?

Not my fault they're chibi... Oh joy, nightmare's waking up.

Mariku: CANDY!

Oh Ra...

Malik: You need to be a good role model for Bakura!

True, Bakura looked around two years younger then Mariku.

Bakura: Uh, CANDY!

Ryou: Great, your yami's setting a bad example.

At least the pharaoh isn't here.

Outside: TOMB KEEPER!

I spoke too soon...

KBF: Ok, review! Oh come on! You know I wouldn't leave ya hangin'!

The entire crowd of idiots just barged in.

Jonouchi: What'd ya do Malik?

He was pointing to the two toddlers behind him. Wait? Is that, KAIBA? Oh, this is rich... AND the pharaoh... My dream come true. HEY?

Malik: What makes you think I did it? And is that Kaiba?

Anzu: You are warped enough and yes, that's Kaiba.

She pointed behind her, but know one was there. Nope, they're all behind Bakura, about to pounce on him.

Bakura: WAH!

Malik: Get off him!

I dragged three five year olds off the smaller one and proceded to smack them.

Malik: That's mean!

Anzu: Why don't you just let them beat him up? Do you have feelings for him?

Why you nasty whore... LEMME AT HER! I dropped the toddlers and lunged at her.

Ishizu: MALIK RASHIN ISHTAR!

Oh shit, I'm sooooo screwed.

Ishizu: You forgot to do the dishes.

Oh.

Ryou: Shh, it's ok Bakura...

Bakura was sucking his thumb, having a nasty scrape above his eye and whimpering.

Yuugi: So you DO have feelings for him?

Evil little migit.

Malik: JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PHARAOHS DECENDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BARGE IN WHEREVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR POSSE!

I think my brain just blew up...

Mariku:... CANDY!