Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!
Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?
Let's get started
Malik's POV
Ryou: So, what are we going to do?
Not my fault they're chibi... Oh joy, nightmare's waking up.
Mariku: CANDY!
Oh Ra...
Malik: You need to be a good role model for Bakura!
True, Bakura looked around two years younger then Mariku.
Bakura: Uh, CANDY!
Ryou: Great, your yami's setting a bad example.
At least the pharaoh isn't here.
Outside: TOMB KEEPER!
I spoke too soon...
KBF: Ok, review! Oh come on! You know I wouldn't leave ya hangin'!
The entire crowd of idiots just barged in.
Jonouchi: What'd ya do Malik?
He was pointing to the two toddlers behind him. Wait? Is that, KAIBA? Oh, this is rich... AND the pharaoh... My dream come true. HEY?
Malik: What makes you think I did it? And is that Kaiba?
Anzu: You are warped enough and yes, that's Kaiba.
She pointed behind her, but know one was there. Nope, they're all behind Bakura, about to pounce on him.
Bakura: WAH!
Malik: Get off him!
I dragged three five year olds off the smaller one and proceded to smack them.
Malik: That's mean!
Anzu: Why don't you just let them beat him up? Do you have feelings for him?
Why you nasty whore... LEMME AT HER! I dropped the toddlers and lunged at her.
Ishizu: MALIK RASHIN ISHTAR!
Oh shit, I'm sooooo screwed.
Ishizu: You forgot to do the dishes.
Oh.
Ryou: Shh, it's ok Bakura...
Bakura was sucking his thumb, having a nasty scrape above his eye and whimpering.
Yuugi: So you DO have feelings for him?
Evil little migit.
Malik: JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PHARAOHS DECENDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BARGE IN WHEREVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR POSSE!
I think my brain just blew up...
Mariku:... CANDY!
