Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

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Malik's POV

I am so tired... Mariku hasn't taken his medicine AND is STILL five years old. Ryou and Bakura are staying here, but Bakura's only three and a lot more mellow. At least the other two aren't here...

Bakura: WAH!

Wow, who knew Bakura was so wimpy? And. Mariku. Was. So. Strong? And a good fighter?

Ryou: Shh...

Well, Bakura's nose is all bloody and Mariku's looking all pleased. OW!

Ryou: Stop spacing out and HELP ME!

Malik: You didn't have to hit me!

Ryou: Oh, that was Mariku.

Ow, kid hits hard.

Mariku: I leader.

Malik: No.

HELL NO.

Mariku: I LEADER.

Ryou: No.

RA NO.

Mariku: I LEADER!

Ryou and Malik: NO!

Bakura: No ye-ye-bweing lowd!

This kid is cute.

Ishizu: Malik, I need you to clean the living room. For Ryou's sake, I'll take those two.

Ryou: Thank you Ishizu.

Malik: Hey! WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS?

Ishizu: Toddlers not jumping on you.

Oh.

Malik: Yes master.

I said it in monotone and saluted. I hereby say that earned me a whack in the head with a broom. I cleaned the living room and afterwards, quite suddenly heard two familiar cries. I ran to my room, where Ishizu and the damned toddlers were inhabiting, and opened the door. Instead of seeing two toddlers I saw two, quite moody looking, twelve year olds.

Malik: What happened?

Bakura: Fuck off.

Mariku: Asshole...

Ok, Mariku definitely needs medicine, but, I'm not sure about Bakura.

Ryou: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Stop freaking out!

I took out Mariku's medicine and injected him with it. He calmed down and I looked at Bakura.

Bakura: Stop staring at me you fuckin' man whore!

Wow, this kid has got a mouth... Ryou patted Bakura on the back, but moved away as he was glared at.

Malik: Why'd you do that? I'd expect you to whack him in the head!

Ryou whispered in my ear and said Bakura thought I was looking at him because he was fat. HELL NO! THIS KID IS SKINNIER THEN A ROD! Not my rod mind you. (a/n: Take that any way you want. But, I meant it in a bit of a perverted way.)

Mariku: Well, can we get ice cream?

KBF: Ok, I am SO twisted...

Bakura: Hell ya!

Mariku: Shuddup!

Bakura: FUCK YOU!

Mariku: No thanks.

Bakura: AH!

KBF: Calm down Bakura! (grabs him so he doesn't kill Bakura) Ok everyone! That's just my normal day. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Write fan fiction. Fight with my yami's. Whack someone in the head. And then suffer insomnia that night. Grand, ain't it?

Ryou: Review peacefully!

KBF: SHIT! Where'd you come from?