Boogie: ...I love you all so much! I know ive been a lazy ass lately and its taken me for-flipping-ever to get this chapter up, but I've been doing important things, like playing video games with my cousins(one of them is year older then I am and is shorter then Yuugi, no joke.), and learning how to make sweet and sour chicken! And I need to get a job soon, so I can buy useless things (minimum wage here rocks, over 7bucks an hour! ) So without further –insert French word- I shall continue the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own effing anything alright...damn nosy people!

Sighing Yami looked over at the person occupying the seat next to him in the car they were currently in. Bakura currently had Leila in his arms and he was bouncing her up and down on his knee and the small child let out a childish giggle, Yami smiled to himself, when Bakura wasn't trying to take over the world and kill everyone he knew the thief wasn't all that bad.

"Fuck!" Bakura cursed holding the child at arms length away, "She bloody smells!" That was when the unpleasant scent wafted threw the car, causing Yami and Ryou to gag while the other two turned a rather green looking color being closer to the child.

"She needs a clean diaper! Malik there's a baby store about 3 blocks from here." Ryou said holding his nose closed with his thumb and pointer finger. The blonde nodded and sped as fast as he could towards the new destination.

Four males piled out of a car, one holding a baby and made they're way into 'Babies R Us' which was the closest baby store near them, why Ryou knew about it? Ask him yourself in your own fan girl fantasies!

"Why the hell is it called Babies R Us, do they sell babies here?" Bakura cocked his head at the huge sign.

"No idiot, they sell baby supplies here." Malik said glaring at the 'former' thief.

"But they sell toys at Toys R Us; they should sell babies at Babies R Us." Malik blinked and turned towards the sign and paused for a second.

"Your right, that does make no sense."

"Will you both just shut up, this thing stinks!" Yami growled at the two, holding Leila.

"Right, well come on then." Bakura marched up to the store and they all made they're way in.

"Hello and welcome, I'm Mika how may I- oh God's what is that smell?" A pretty dark haired girl gasped and clawed at her throat eventually passing out in the entrance of the store leaving the four staring down at her.

"Is she dead?" Yami asked uncertainly poking her side with the tip of his black boot. Bakura shrugged.

"If she is we'll just dump her body into a pit." Yami turned and gasped at the other male, "Well it won't be just any pit, limestone works well."

"I don't think I'd feel comfortable flinging a body into a limestone pit." Yami said staring at the girl, his eyes darkening.

"Don't you recognize her? She's one of Anzu's friends. You wouldn't feel bad about throwing one of Anzu's friends body into a pit would you?"

"Hmm…You make a good case thief." Yami said crossing his arms and continued to poke the girl with his boot. Ryou groaned and looked over at Malik with pleading eyes, the fumes must have dumbed down the normally bright Yami's.

When the doorbell rang a rather small young man squealed and jumped up from his place on a couch, dashing towards the front door, with a sadistic blonde following behind the smaller one. Yanking open the door Yuugi found Anzu and Jou who appeared to be in a heavy argument.

"No way are the Back Street Boys better then Avril Lavigne!" Anzu squeaked at the boy with her hands on her hips.

"Avril is just some girl trying to be punk, the BSB were in an Alice Cooper music video, so they rule so much more over that washed up chick!" Jou glared.

"Oh who cares about some old boring rocker that no one even remembers! Lavigne- Oh hi Yuugi!" Anzu finally turned her attention towards the boy who was slightly gaping at the two.

"Ive got to agree with the mutt on that one." Came a deep voice from around the corner, the Blonde yami poked his head over Yuugi's and smirked at the mutt's and bitches horror.

"Oh my good gosh Yuugi, what are you doing near a hideous monster like him!" Anzu gasped taking a step backwards, Jou who hadn't had the best of experiences with the yami seemed slightly more cautious.

"Hideous! I'm not hideous you disgusting pug faced, crack whore, vomitous mass sad excuse of a creature! Go burry your own feelings of self loathing by bitching to others about being better people, oh and the Pharaoh never has and never will love you." Marik seethed at the girl who was wide eyed and looked like she was about to cry, Marik turned his head down towards Yuugi, "Can I bite her now?" he whispered.

"Stop it, your both acting like children!" Yuugi yelled stomping his foot down.

"I am a child, how old am I now, 10?" Marik asked counting on his fingers; Yuugi rolled his dark purple eyes.

"Anzu I know sometimes your trying to honestly help, but not everyone can love each other, sometimes you have to agree to disagree, so please Anzu let them live they're own lives." Yuugi said his voice getting softer towards the end of his speech; Anzu nodded and wiped away the tears that were forming in her eyes. Marik huffed and grabbed the girls arm and chomped down on it.

"Ow! Oh Lord he drew blood! Yuugi help!" Sometimes Yuugi felt he needed new friends.

After deciding the just shove the girl who had fainted out of the main walk way the group made they started looking for the items they needed.

"Ow! Bakura!" Yami yelped, turning around after being hit in the head with a baby rattle, Bakura was cackling and it was rather obvious that Malik was trying not to laugh. Yami bent down to pick up the rattle that had just hit him. No one hurts him and gets away with it.

"Hey I got the- uh what are they doing" Ryou had jogged up next to Malik who was about 5 feet away from the two, Ryou was carrying some off brand cheap sort of diaper.

"Well Ryou it appears they're throwing baby toys at each other." Malik smirked, stepping a bit closer to Ryou, who happened to be staring slightly shocked at the immaturity of the other two, when an arm slipped around his waist his face turned a strange color of magenta.

"Gah!" Bakura screamed and turned on the spot to face Ryou and Malik, Malik jerked his arm back in an attempt to not be seen by the insane yami, "You put images in my head!" Bakura didn't look to happy, so Yami thought he would just toss another rattle at the other yami's head.

"W-what are you talking about Bakura?" Ryou stuttered which was a thing he hadn't done for a good long while.

"You know damn well what I'm talking about! Do you really think I want to see you and Malik-" The rest of this conversation was unknown to Malik, Ryou at the last second had covered his ears, of course he couldn't hear it but he could see the grow look of shock on Yami's face and the group of people who had gathered around, gaping. When Bakura had stopped moving his mouth Ryou removed his hands from the blonde's ears.

"What was the belt sander for…?" Yami asked wide eyed.

"I'm sorry Bakura I really didn't mean to, I'll make sure it never happens again, please I'm really sorry." Ryou looked about on the verge of a mental break down so Bakura just rolled his eyes and turned and walked down a random aisle after grabbing Yami's arm and yanking him along with.

"What was that all about?" Malik turned to Ryou, who blushed and shrugged before giving a questioning glance to Malik

"Where's Leila?"

"Oh what fresh hell is this!" A manager or someone at least who worked for the store had stomped up, seeing the huge crowd and the amount of toys that had been scattered along the floor looked rather pissed, not wanting to anger the man any more then he was already Malik grabbed Ryou and ran to catch up with Bakura and Yami.

"But Leila!" Ryou gasped out while being dragged, but was not heard over the yells of the fussy store worker.

Yuugi, Jou, Anzu and Marik all sat around the table in the Ishtar's kitchen, sipping drinks, Yuugi believed Marik had slipped some sake into Jou's CC Lemon (1) because the boy was acting rather strangely and Marik seemed to giggle every time he looked at the blonde, what was it about them and wanting to make Jou do things…not like that perverts.

"Soooo…Jou, have you slept with Kaiba yet?" Marik questioned with a lazy smirk, leaning back so his chair was tipped on the back to pegs and he had his feet propped up on the table.

"W-what! No! God's no! We hate each other, we are total opposites!" Jou spluttered out, some of his lemon drink dripping onto his cheap worn shirt.

"You know what they say, opposites attract for a quick roll in the hay but aren't good for long lasting relationships!" Anzu quipped and Yuugi nodded while Jou just blushed and stared down at the table.

"What a load of shit, ive seen opposites get together and stay together, look at Bakura and Yami!" Marik snorted and glared at Anzu, who shrunk back from the crazy mans heated stares.

"Yami and Bakura? That's not opposites meeting, that's opposites getting wasted." Jou said.

"Most of that might be true, but I honestly think if you love someone, truly love someone, if you're different from them in some way it shouldn't matter." Yuugi spoke and smiled happily at the others, 2 of whom returned the smiles.

"Yeah for instance little Yuugi and I have been going at it for a few months" Marik said calmly. The rest of the group however …well, you know how George Bush choked on a pretzel? Think that but on soda.

"Oh my god I knew something fishy was going on!" Anzu screeched and jumped up staring over Yuugi who had to crane his head upwards to look the girl in the face wide eyed.

"Damn Yug' I never thought yah had it in yah!" Jou grinned giving him a peace sign.

"No no no! He's lying; we're not doing anything I swear!" Yuugi gasped out but got weary looks back, "Okay who do you trust more, Marik? Or me?" Yuugi asked with pleading eyes and they seemed to calm down.

"Yeah of course I'm lying, because if we actually had been the munchkin wouldn't be able to walk for a few weeks" Marik smirked standing up and walking out of the room, leaving the 3 barely out of high school kids to talk amongst themselves, or at least all blush and spend an hour in a awkward silence.

End…for now.

1: CC Lemon is a japanese...lemon drink obviously, very sweet and tooth rotting from what ive heard, sounds like something teen's would drink (I know I would!).

Boogie: Yuck that was short…but I wanted to get something up before Christmas, so happy holidays you guys! I love you peoples hope you enjoy this (uber short) chapter!. Thank you all reviewers, I love you more then life itself!...Okay maybe not that much, but you still rock mein sox's!