Boogie notes: Well first of all I wanted to say this story shall not live on; it will die with the rest of my dreams…naah just joking. Thanks those of you who like the story...even if the amount of reviews for the last chapter was less then pleasing…okay so it was still pleasing, but I'm a very needy person…so please review, makes me all happy and stuff! So new chappy that hopefully won't suck as much as the last few…mostly the last one…Anywho on with the horrible story of doom…yes that's right…doom.

Disclaimer: I can't afford to buy myself French fries; do you honestly think I owned ygo?

'I'm a tumor' yami to hikari link-speech!

----Yami's point of view----

Quickly I shrugged off the hand of the man who was dragging me, because I really hate being man-handled, that and it makes me hate it all the more when it's the thief who's man-handling me…no wait that sounds wrong, I'll just repress that thought. Now we're just walking down an aisle, Bakura was a few feet ahead of me, sulking or pouting, just the childish sort of thing he would do. As I started to notice what aisle we were going down, maternity, the idea of actually taking care of Leila was sinking in, before it all just seemed like some sort of bad dream, but you know what, I'm sure I can raise a child, seeing how I used to be Pharaoh and took care of an entire nation, I'm sure one small child cant be that hard to take care of.

"Hey Pharaoh." Glancing over at the voice, Bakura, who had turned around and was now smirking at me, I guess he got over the sulking thing, but smirking isn't good, not for him, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit me on fire this very instant.

"We should get you some of those." The thief motioned towards something, my eyes followed his finger. Maternity thongs…Oh he will pay. I just glared at the white haired man in front of me, and then gave the thongs a disgusted look.

"Why would they even make those, they're repulsing." I stated firmly, As if daring him to disagree with me, which he always did anyway.

"Pregnant people need lovin' too yah know." He grinned at me for a moment, Oh how I hate him. But before I could retort to his comment I saw his eyes narrow slightly, for a second I thought Malik and Ryou might have found us, but that thought was quickly dismissed when I actually turned around to see what Bakura was actually glaring out. Oh my…A couple was standing there, smiling at us, they're smiles could put one of Yuugi's to shame. They also had around 6 children, all under the age of 10 I'm guessing, and the woman was even very pregnant at that moment.

"Hey there how are you all doing?" The man was still smiling and stuck out his hand towards me, what the hell did he want?…oh right the hand shake thing, this new culture takes some getting used to. I shook right hand of the man while giving him a weary look, I'm not very wild about people touching me that I don't know.

"We're fine, thanks." I heard a growl behind me, Bakura was about an inch behind me to my side, giving the 'all smiles' couple a death glare, yet they seemed unnerved. Okay so what, they're a little creepy, if it means pissing off Bakura more by speaking to them, then who cares.

"Sorry about him, he's just a little moody, new baby and all." I put on my best aristocratic yet kind smile I could.

"Ah don't worry I understand, after our first one she was a bear!" The man chuckled nudging his wife in the side, her smile faltered for a second before she laughed to. Okay, they're really creepy.

"Where's my manners! I'm Mieko and this is my wife Kioko, and our children Rei, Naoko, Keitaro, Akeno, Eriko and Anda. We've got 3 more at home, but they wouldn't all fit in the car!" I stared at the man blankly, of course back in Egypt it wasn't uncommon for someone to have a lot of children, but this was just insane, children back in Egypt were mostly just used as tools for the farm, and to carry on a blood line, but in this current time period I couldn't imagine anyone having that many children.

"What are you, fucking rabbits?" Bakura questioned, I would have gotten mad at him if I hadn't been thinking along the same thing. The couple in question just laughed and asked Bakura not to use 'foul' language around they're children, of course him being Bakura he was just about to go off on a tangent of just swear words, so I elbowed him in the upper stomach, or maybe he wasn't going to say anything, but I like hitting him anyway.

Then a strange thing happened, the woman's face, Kioko, dropped suddenly, a shock of horror came onto the once smiling face as she pointed past us down the aisle.

"A baby! Who could be such horrible parents as to let they're baby crawl around this store in nothing but a diaper!" I shrugged, some people were just bad parents, and Bakura was apparently thinking along the same train of thought as we turned around to get a look at the baby.

"Well you know, some people are just irresponsible!" Bakura was grinning at the couple while my eyes were locked on the baby who was currently sitting in the middle of the floor. Hell.

"Leila!" Yelping I ran towards the child picking her up and holding her securely in my arms. I turned back to Bakura and the couple, Bakura looked like he didn't know if he should laugh or run, because needless to say I was rather pissed.

"And I suppose we're those irresponsible people" He laughed nervously before grabbing my arm yet again, for the second time in the last 30 minutes and hauled me off somewhere. Sometimes I really hate being short…

----Bakura's point of view---

So after I dragged the Pharaoh away from the odd couple, we were down a few aisles from where we found Leila, and because I am way to fucking lazy to spend more time in this store searching my hikari and Malik, I figure I'd just ask Ryou, and seeing how the Pharaoh looks like he's about ready to hurt something...probably me, I doubt he would abject.

'Ryou!' I yelled threw our link, I mostly kept it closed off, because well… are things I'd rather not have my hikari knowing about. I could almost feel as the boy jumped, obviously startled.

'Are you still mad at me Bakura?' Damnit why does he have to sound like such a fucking wimp about everything, he's my hikari, so shouldn't he act like me, even if come to think of it most of the hikari's don't act much like they're yami's.

'No I'm not fucking mad, just tell me what aisle you're on.'

'We're on the 19th aisle.' Okay that's easy, it's only a few aisles down from here, then we can get out of this accursed store and Yami won't end up sending me to the shadow realm again, did I just call him Yami? No bad Bakura, never again. Yuck.

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Okay we finally got out of there, sure we've been banned for a month, but I'm sure there are other places to buy diapers and things like that. We're sadly not in the car yet, but on the sidewalk, why? Well a child still needs changing, and I don't care if I was one who wanted to keep her, I am so not changing her, that's women's work. So Ryou was down by Leila changing her diaper, while Malik the Pharaoh and I stood back, we were even trying not to even look at the two, or breathe around the horrid odor. Now once that business was over with we all piled into the car, same spots as last time, but now the Pharaoh wasn't even letting me hold Leila, blaming that whole, 'finding her in the middle of a store thing' on me, it was like if anything at all goes wrong its my fault. The nerve of some arrogant stuck up brats that I don't care to name.

I then heard a giggle over the link, now what the hell was my hikari laughing at.

'What's with you, why are you laughing, I don't see anything funny about how the Pharaoh always blames things on me.' The laughing stopped, good.

'Oh you were serious?' What the hell does he mean 'Was I serious' I outta smack the kid.

'Of course I was serious, why wouldn't I have been!'

'Because that just seems so stupid from you of all people'

'Huh?'

'You blame everything on Yami, just last week you blamed him when it started to rain!' I huffed and closed the link, where does Ryou get off thinking he can speak to me like that, plus…it was the Pharaoh's fault, in a sense, He got me stuck here, otherwise I would be good and dead in the nice dry dirt by now. I glanced over at the boy king, the stupid jerk looks a little tired, but to give him some credit, I'd be tired too if I had just slept with myself the night before. I smirked and chuckled to myself, sure it caused both the Pharaoh and Ryou to stare at me, but what can I say, I amuse myself.

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--Marik's point of view---

I am bored out of my mind; the shrimp sent home his friends after awhile, so now I'm sitting here with the boy watching some horrible show. The sake was a slight buzz, but not nearly enough of one, and I refuse to drink anything stronger because well it tastes like cat piss, that and I've gotten drunk and slept with a few strangers myself, then of course killed the, because contrary to popular belief I don't sleep around with almost anything that moves, mostly I find the human race disgusting, with the exception of a few mortals. I glanced over at the Pharaoh's hikari; sure the kid was way to trusting and acted like he only saw the world with butterflies and rainbows, of course I know that's not totally true, the kids got a spine no matter how trusting he is, plus he's as cute as a bunny, one of those dwarf bunnies. I can also stand Malik my hikari and Bakura and Ryou…well Ryou is just fun to scare, and yes I see Bakura as a mortal, no matter how much he denies it, he was still human at one point in time, and I am just hate in a body.

Feeling a nudge in my side I turned and looked down at said dwarf bunny, I raised an eyebrow at him curiously.

"I'm bored, this show is bad." Damn I hate those eyes; they're like huge purple pools of hypnotic power! I sighed and turned off the TV, he was right though, that show was fucking awful.

"So what do you want to do little one?" He just shrugged at me, smirking I leaned closer to him for the second time that day.

"I have an idea…but you'll have to take off your clothes." I know I was grinning like a maniac as the boy stared blank faced back at me, before he smiled himself and nodded in agreement.

-----Normal POV----

"We're back!" Malik called out, opening the door farther to let Ryou, Yami and Bakura in, after he shut the door all three heard something rather strange.

"Ow! Stop that hurts!" The four males turned to look at each other, Ryou mouthed 'Yuugi' at them with a questioning expression, and they took a few steps closer to the living room.

"Well it wouldn't hurt so much if you would just stop moving!" It seemed at the sound of Marik's voice Yami's heart stopped beating for a few seconds, he recovered though with a furious expression, shoving Leila into Bakura's arms then he stomped into the living room with the other three close behind.

"Yuugi!" Yami shouted out, behind the couch and watched as Yuugi's head popped up from the other side of the couch, the smaller Mutou grinned at Yami.

"Welcome back" He was smiling, but that wasn't what Yami was looking at; the boy was only in his boxers.

"Huh what's going on? Oh…Hello Pharaoh." Marik sat up from behind where Yuugi was sitting; he was also in his boxers.

"What the hell are you two doing?" Yami's face had turned a very bright color of red, and looked about an inch away from killing Marik.

"We're playing twister!" Yuugi smiled at his yami, while the color of Yami's face drained slowly.

"Twister?" Marik was smirking, and Bakura was having a hard time not laughing out loud from behind Yami.

"Yes Pharaoh it's a game." Marik explained slowly as if the former Pharaoh was a child. Fury was slowly coming back to Yami.

"Then why are you two only in your boxers." He growled out.

"That ones easy Yami, have you ever tried to play twister in skin tight leather?" Yuugi questioned, if Yami didn't know better he would have said the smaller boy was smirking.

"I...I …oh...uh…alright then." Yami stammered obviously embarrassed by what he thought he hikari had been doing.

"What exactly is going on?" All heads turned to the hallway that lead to the upstairs, Ishizu was standing in the hallway wearing a light tan sleeping shirt, staring at the group in front of her. It wasn't everyday one would see an evil spirit sitting next to a reincarnation of an ancient Pharaoh sitting on a twister mat, with said ancient Pharaoh about 3 feet away from them looking like he had just been smacked, and a ancient tomb robber behind the Pharaoh holding a baby. Ishizu mentally cursed herself for sleeping in.

"Well it's sort of hard to explain." Malik, her little brother, said nervously from the doorway behind Bakura.

"I'll try my best to keep up Malik, now explain." She said firmly narrowing her eyes slightly, thinking this was one of those times it wouldn't have hurt to been able to see the future, because she really didn't want this turning into an every weekend sort of thing.

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Once everything had been explained to the best of they're abilities, Ishizu was sitting on the couch, next to the now fully dressed Yuugi, Ryou and Yami, well you could also count Leila since she was being held by Yami, the other three picked standing. A silence had fallen over the group as Ishizu sat looking at her hands, biting her lower lip slightly, to everyone else around her it might have looked like she was deep in thought, but no, the female Ishtar was trying her hardest to not laugh, since it was un-lady like. After a second she looked back up to the group.

"Alright I understand, sorry but I can't think of anything to help your situation, but first I really must say." She paused for a second, and the group waited, well Marik really wasn't paying attention to any part of it, but that's beside the point, "I must say…that if you ever do that again in my home, and if you don't leave this house in an hour I will personally kick you out myself." Blank stares greeted her statement.

"I'm fine with that, since the first wont ever be happening again, and I could stand to go home and get cleaned up anyway." Yami said, first to speak, Bakura nodded in agreement to both, knowing sleeping together would never ever happen again. (Boogie: Poor wrong fools…)

"But before you go I have something to give you that might come of as some use." Yami's and Hikari's gave Ishizu a curious look, well besides Marik…like I said.

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With a huff Ishizu shoved a large dusty box out of the way, and reached behind where the box had been and pulled out an even dustier trunk, smiling proudly she turned on her heels to face her company.

"Here it is!"

"Uh, sister, what exactly is it?" Malik questioned, standing next to Ryou. Ishizu rolled her eyes in a slightly child like way at her younger brother and flipped open the trunk with a click after she undid the hinges.

"Baby clothes?" Ryou said astonished, Malik just cocked an eyebrow at his older sister.

"Are those my old baby clothes?" Ishizu nodded, looking back down at the trunk full of small garments, most of them were tan, white or black.

"They are a little old, and maybe a tad bit to large for Leila, but I'm positive they will work fine until you can get her some better clothes." Ishizu smiled at Yami and gave a sort of half glare to Bakura, she really didn't like him, and she didn't care for Marik either.

"Thank you Ishizu that's very considerate of you, we will try and keep them in good care." Yami spoke with a small smile, Ishizu smiled at him, what can she say, she likes being complimented by the former Pharaoh.

"Well now, all we have to do is get some baby chow or something, and then I can take her home!" Bakura said smugly but Yami just snorted.

"Home? She is not going home with you Thief." It was a command, but as I've said before, Bakura really don't listen to what Yami has to say.

"Hey Pharaoh, I was the one that actually wanted to keep her, I should get to keep her!" Bakura growled out.

"You've killed all of your pets or they've been taken away by animal control and you think you can take care of a child?" Yami shouted at the Thief, for what seemed like the millionth time that day.

"I took care of myself! Why was that again? Oh right my village was destroyed by your family!" Bakura screamed and Yami went quiet but was still glaring.

"I'm staying at your house tonight, if you can prove to be responsible enough then maybe you can keep her once in awhile." Yami said firmly after a second, Bakura's eyes were still narrowed but he shrugged and turned away.

"Do whatever you want, I don't give a fuck."

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Boogie: Yay! I'm done, and only after two days! Don't look at me like that, I'm lazy! Okay so anyway that was fun, I liked it better then last chapter, mostly the twister part… Anywho, I can't really think of anything else to say, but if you like the story that's wonderful! If you don't…then why the hell have you read it this far? Okay time for some fun facts! Oh and I believe this is the longest chapter to date…over 3000 words…not tons, but my normal is usually just under 2000 (I suck…I already know this!)

They do actually make Maternity Thongs….which really does make me half sick.

I have next to no idea of how Ishizu or Marik actually act, since I've barely seen them, so if they're horribly out of character that's probably why. Hell I had to look up her name was Ishizu…I just called her Isis for awhile.

Okay so that wasn't much…but I'm not sure how many people know the heights of these main people for my fic at least! But because I'm creepy and really…weird, I have all of they're weights and heights! …And birthdays… So here yah go, for people who have less life then me, or who want to write it into some sort of fic.

Malik Ishtar (Probably the same for Marik) – 121 pounds(55kg) 5'11(180cm) …Hint, if he was alive, he would be anorexic, see they have this list they go by, if your between 18-24 like body fat, your healthy. Malik is 16. Malik's Birthday! Dec. 23rd

Ryou Bakura (Also around the same for Yami Bakura) – 114 lbs (52kg) 5'7 (170cm) Birthday is September 2nd. …Ryou would also be slightly anorexic...

Yuugi Mutou- 93lbs (42kg….skinny midget…) 5'0 (153cm) Birthday is June 4th

Yami no Yuugi: 93( 42 kg …even skinnier midget) 5'4 (163cm) I have no idea when his birthday is…, and yes…Yami is probably insanely anorexic..(What! He gained no weight but is 4 inches taller then Yuugi! That's not healthy!)

….I might put in more people as the fic goes on if people care…I just like showing how much of a geek I am.

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