Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!
Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?
Let's get started
Ryou's POV (bet u thought i never do it)
Ok good. Bakura's asleep, Mariku's slightly off hyper, and Malik's taking a nap as well. I feel sorry for him. FEMININE? Sorry... Oh no! Bakura! Don't wake up!
Bakura: Ryou? What's going on?
He doesn't remember anything?
Ryou: Do you remember anything?
Bakura: Not really, except my ass hurting like hell-
Ryou: Watch your mouth!
Bakura: Sorry, and getting shocked by a cd player in water. Oh Ra! Was I raped?
Oh, he remembers sometime last month and a day or two ago... No!
Ryou: No! You weren't raped!
Or at least not that I know of...
Bakura: Whew good, then was that a dream?
How should I put this nicely...? NO!
Ryou: NO!
There, that sounds ok.. Why's he looking so scared?
Bakura: T-Then something happened to me? R-Ryou!
Now he's crying... Oh no..
Ryou: Calm down...
Bakura: I don't even know what's wrong! Why am I c-crying! I'm s-so confused!
You know.. This is vaguely familiar...
(Ryou's flashback)
Ryou: Daddy! I-I don't know w-what's wrong!
His Dad: It's a process called puberty. You're body's changing and your hormones are too.
Ryou: When w-will it stop?
His Dad: In a few years..
(end flashback)
Oh my god... Oh my god... TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
Bakura: R-Ryou, do you k-know what w-wrong?
Oh god...
Ryou: Have you ever felt like this before?
Please say yes..
Bakura: N-No..
Oh fuck it!
Ryou: It's called the cruel and unusual process of puberty.
Bakura: Puberty?
Ryou: Yes, puberty..
Bakura: What is it?
I have to explain this to him? Here goes...
Malik's POV
I wake up from Bakura screaming and crying and Ryou trying to calm him down. Mariku's next to me making weird noises in his pillow. I pull him up and am surprised to see him crying too.
Malik: What's wrong?
Then he says the worst thing possible.
Mariku: Blueberry icecream!
Malik: OH NO! REALLY?
Mariku: No!
Malik:WHAT?
Mariku: PUBERTY!
Malik: NOOO!
NO! The worst case scenerio! PUBERTY! The most cruel thing alive!
Ryou: So that's why they don't have any hair around their genitals...
Malik, Bakura, and Mariku: WHAT?
Ryou: That's why they're still so immature in nearly every way. I thought they shaved it. Then I learned when Bakura played with the ravor and hurt himself really bad that they can't use them.
Malik: That's just damn great...
Dartz: Dun dun duuuuuun! What will they do now that they've discovered their darks were immature...
KBF: They were already immature! Whatever, just review.
Preview:
WE HAVE TO GO TO A PUBERTY CLASS?
