Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

Let's get started


Ryou's POV (bet u thought i never do it)

Ok good. Bakura's asleep, Mariku's slightly off hyper, and Malik's taking a nap as well. I feel sorry for him. FEMININE? Sorry... Oh no! Bakura! Don't wake up!

Bakura: Ryou? What's going on?

He doesn't remember anything?

Ryou: Do you remember anything?

Bakura: Not really, except my ass hurting like hell-

Ryou: Watch your mouth!

Bakura: Sorry, and getting shocked by a cd player in water. Oh Ra! Was I raped?

Oh, he remembers sometime last month and a day or two ago... No!

Ryou: No! You weren't raped!

Or at least not that I know of...

Bakura: Whew good, then was that a dream?

How should I put this nicely...? NO!

Ryou: NO!

There, that sounds ok.. Why's he looking so scared?

Bakura: T-Then something happened to me? R-Ryou!

Now he's crying... Oh no..

Ryou: Calm down...

Bakura: I don't even know what's wrong! Why am I c-crying! I'm s-so confused!

You know.. This is vaguely familiar...

(Ryou's flashback)

Ryou: Daddy! I-I don't know w-what's wrong!

His Dad: It's a process called puberty. You're body's changing and your hormones are too.

Ryou: When w-will it stop?

His Dad: In a few years..

(end flashback)

Oh my god... Oh my god... TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

Bakura: R-Ryou, do you k-know what w-wrong?

Oh god...

Ryou: Have you ever felt like this before?

Please say yes..

Bakura: N-No..

Oh fuck it!

Ryou: It's called the cruel and unusual process of puberty.

Bakura: Puberty?

Ryou: Yes, puberty..

Bakura: What is it?

I have to explain this to him? Here goes...

Malik's POV

I wake up from Bakura screaming and crying and Ryou trying to calm him down. Mariku's next to me making weird noises in his pillow. I pull him up and am surprised to see him crying too.

Malik: What's wrong?

Then he says the worst thing possible.

Mariku: Blueberry icecream!

Malik: OH NO! REALLY?

Mariku: No!

Malik:WHAT?

Mariku: PUBERTY!

Malik: NOOO!

NO! The worst case scenerio! PUBERTY! The most cruel thing alive!

Ryou: So that's why they don't have any hair around their genitals...

Malik, Bakura, and Mariku: WHAT?

Ryou: That's why they're still so immature in nearly every way. I thought they shaved it. Then I learned when Bakura played with the ravor and hurt himself really bad that they can't use them.

Malik: That's just damn great...

Dartz: Dun dun duuuuuun! What will they do now that they've discovered their darks were immature...

KBF: They were already immature! Whatever, just review.

Preview:

WE HAVE TO GO TO A PUBERTY CLASS?