Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!
Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?
Let's get started
Malik's POV
Well, it's settled. Ryou and I were talking and decided to send our yamis to.. A PUBERTY CLASS..
Odion: DUN DUN DUUN!
Malik: Would you get out of here?.! It's not your time yet!
Odion: Yes sorry..
Sorry indeed, heh..
Ryou: So, you do think this is a good idea?
Malik: Do you want to tell them about it yourself?
Ryou: Hell no!
In the other room-
Mariku: Say, fuck.
Bakura: Uh, fuck?
Mariku: Good, now say shit.
Bakura: Shit..
Mariku: Good, come here!
Bakura: What do those mean?
Mariku: They're for polite conversations.
Bakura: Conversautjdr?
Mariku: Whatever, sit down.
Bakura: Mariku, ah!
Other room-
What the hell!
Ryou: Are they doing it again?
Malik: I don't know but I'm going to find out!
We ran into the living room to find Bakura in Mariku's arms with Mariku eating his neck.
Malik: Ok! Ok! Down boys!
Mariku looked over and Bakura panted, clutching Mariku's shirt.
Ryou: Now, Malik and I wanted to tell you something important..
Bakura: OH MY GOD! I'M PREGNANT?
Oh Ra.
Malik: No Bakura, you can't get pregnant.
Bakura: How do you get pregnant? Where do babies come from?
Mariku, Ryou, and Malik: Eh?
Ryou: Um, well, that has to do with what we want to tell you about.
Mariku: Ok.
Malik: We're putting you in puberty classes.
... Awkward silence ...
Mariku and Bakura: WE HAVE TO GO TO A PUBERTY CLASS?
Odion: Dun dun duuuuun!
Malik: That's better.
KBF: I like how this is going. I'm still testing ideas for Vampiracy. PLZ REVIEW THIS CHAPPIE! DON'T WE ALL LOVE CLIFFIES?
