Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

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Malik's POV

Well, it's settled. Ryou and I were talking and decided to send our yamis to.. A PUBERTY CLASS..

Odion: DUN DUN DUUN!

Malik: Would you get out of here?.! It's not your time yet!

Odion: Yes sorry..

Sorry indeed, heh..

Ryou: So, you do think this is a good idea?

Malik: Do you want to tell them about it yourself?

Ryou: Hell no!

In the other room-

Mariku: Say, fuck.

Bakura: Uh, fuck?

Mariku: Good, now say shit.

Bakura: Shit..

Mariku: Good, come here!

Bakura: What do those mean?

Mariku: They're for polite conversations.

Bakura: Conversautjdr?

Mariku: Whatever, sit down.

Bakura: Mariku, ah!

Other room-

What the hell!

Ryou: Are they doing it again?

Malik: I don't know but I'm going to find out!

We ran into the living room to find Bakura in Mariku's arms with Mariku eating his neck.

Malik: Ok! Ok! Down boys!

Mariku looked over and Bakura panted, clutching Mariku's shirt.

Ryou: Now, Malik and I wanted to tell you something important..

Bakura: OH MY GOD! I'M PREGNANT?

Oh Ra.

Malik: No Bakura, you can't get pregnant.

Bakura: How do you get pregnant? Where do babies come from?

Mariku, Ryou, and Malik: Eh?

Ryou: Um, well, that has to do with what we want to tell you about.

Mariku: Ok.

Malik: We're putting you in puberty classes.

... Awkward silence ...

Mariku and Bakura: WE HAVE TO GO TO A PUBERTY CLASS?

Odion: Dun dun duuuuun!

Malik: That's better.

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