Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

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Malik's POV

Ok, so now me and Ryou are outside a room waiting for our yami's to come back out. We took them to a psychiatrist to learn this stuff for two reasons. One: They'll get more attention so they can't goof off. Two: She's the only person who will teach two boys, one looking nineteen and the other fifteen, about this crap. When we left, Bakura was clinging to Ryou, screaming like he was being stabbed to death, and Mariku was oddly calm.

You're probably wondering WHY they're going through puberty so late. Well, Bakura never really grew up after what happened to him when was little and that took affect on a lot of his immaturity. I think that he was only to go through puberty after losing his virginity. Mariku on the other hand is extremely young with the body, I'm not quite sure about his mind, of the late teenage years. You're also probably wondering why I'm talking like some fucked up dumb ass screwed psychologist, right? I don't know.

Ryou: Do you think everything's ok in there?

How should I know?

Malik: How should I know?

We were quiet for ten more minutes until the door opened and the two fucked up crazies came out. Bakura looked like he was about to cry and Mariku was patting his back softly.

Ryou: What is it?

The psychiatrist came out and frowned.

Psychiatrist: Well, these two did decently. They need to come back for extra classes everyday for a week. You need to come too-

Me and Ryou screeched.

Psychiatrist: I'm also going to do some tests on them to see if they're healthy. Well, Bakura seems to be decent. How old is he?

Ryou quickly made up an age.

Ryou: Fourteen!

Crap, isn't that a little young?

Psychiatrist: Hmm, he does look young. Didn't your parents talk to you about this stuff?

Ryou: Eh, to me...

Psychiatrist: How old are you?

Ryou said the true age this time.

Ryou: Nineteen.

Psychiatrist: I see, well, Bakura seems to be just about on time for this process. Mariku on the other hand... How old is he?

I made up an age this time.

Malik: Seventeen.

Psychiatrist: Really? He should have started this quite a few years ago...

He wasn't alive quite a few years ago.

Psychiatrist: How old are you and did your parents talk to you about this subject?

I said my true age

Malik: I'm twenty and no, my parents are dead and my brother talked to me.

Psychiatrist: I see, well, these two may or may not need counseling so I'll call to let you know. Good bye!

We left and went back to my house. Ryou sat on the couch, looking annoyed, Bakura sat next to him, playing with a stuffed cat (see Kurai Mikomi), Mariku was watching T.V, and I was sitting next to them, also annoyed. I mean really! Why do WE have to go?

Bakura: I still don't know where babies come from.

Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shadi: Are you guys ok?

Malik and Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOO!

KBF: What'd you think? I made this chapter longer than the others didn't I? Oh ya, in these stories their older. (A.K.A the Ryou and Malik thing saying their ages.) But their darks are the same, aging slower.