Yami Mariku Forgot to Take his Medication!

Summary: Title explains all, Yami Mariku forgot to take his medication. What will Malik do? What else happens?

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Malik's POV

Well, we're back. Bakura sitting on my lap looking like he's going to puke and Mariku is, once again, oddly calm. The reason Bakura all sick is because we just watched a 'video' and witnessed the birth of a child. I must say, even I feel sick. Who said woman were weaker then men anyway? Men didn't have a watermelon come out their ass! Well, Bakura's recieved his answer on where babies come from and how there made. What the hell?

Bakura: I did that with Mariku, does that mean I'll get pregnut?

Psychiatrist: It's pregnant dear and no, boys can't have babies. Aren't you a little young to do that?

Hehe.. hehe... She has no idea...

Ryou: Sooo, let's just get on with this! Shall we?

Psychiatrist: Right, well, I would like to have them tested the day after tomorrow.

Malik: Right ok. Come Bakura, Mariku, let's go.

Ryou: Wait for me!

o-o At home o-o

Bakura: Wah! I don't wanna go back!

Oh gods.. Why is he such a wimp?

Malik: They're just going to do some tests-

Bakura: Wah!

Ryou: Why don't we, Malik and I, give you two a bath?

Mariku: Bubbles?

Malik: Yes, lots of bubbles.

Bakura: Ducky?

Malik and Ryou: Ducky?

Bakura: N-No ducky? Wah!

Ok, I think we have an old rubber duck upstairs. Stop crying Bakura!

Ryou: Ducky, here, see?

He handed Bakura a small rubber duck.

Bakura: Ducky!

At least he stopped crying. We went upstairs and stripped our yamis. Bakura has a really small frame, I wonder if he eats that much? My yami on the other hand is pretty built. Curse the toughness! We lifted each others yamis into the bathtub. It surprised me how strong Ryou is, I couldn't even pick up my yami an inch, that's why we switched. Bakura played with his ducky as I washed his hair and Mariku tried to move the bubbles into shapes while Ryou cleaned his hair.

Bakura: Ducky says hi, bubbles ignore him!

Malik: What?

Bakura: Ducky -points to himself- says hi, but bubbles -points out the window- ignores him!

Ryou: What are you talking about?

Bakura: Nobody pay attention me!

I stripped and climbed in, sitting with Bakura. Ryou gave me a funny look, but kept quiet.

Malik: C'mere.

Bakura crawled toward me in the water and cocked his head like a little puppy.

Malik: Do you want to sit on my lap while I wash you?

He nodded and climbed on to me, wrapping his arms around my neck. I took a washcloth and covered it in soap, rubbing his back with it.

Bakura: Nn.

Ryou gave me another look and smiled, understanding. He also stripped and climbed in with Mariku, who was flicking at the suds. Before I knew what happened, Bakura had fallen asleep while I was rubbing his back and Ryou was next to me with Mariku leaned on his shoulder.

Mariku: Bakura's sleeping?

Ryou: Yes, shhh.

Mariku: Ok, shhhhh..

Well, Bakura's turned over, in his sleep, and now I'm scrubbing the other side of his body, well, the part not underwater, which is just past half of his ribcage. Mariku just fell asleep in Ryou's arms.

Ryou: Malik?

Malik: Ya?

Ryou: What would you think if I kissed you?

T-That was unexpected. I really like him though, so...

Malik: I think I'd like that.

He leaned toward me and, well, kissed me. I felt like I was floating as I opened my mouth and he explored my mouth. We fought for dominance, until hearing some bubbles like air coming up from underwater. We released eachother.

Ryou and Malik: Bakura!

Bakura came up from under the water, giggling, and Mariku sat next to him, arm around his shoulders.

Malik: Mariku! What the-?

Bakura: Mariku woke me up to show me! We've been waiting for this to 'appen!

Mariku squeezed his shoulders and grinned.

Odion: Konichiwa!

Malik, Ryou, Mariku, and Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

KBF: Awkward ending. But I liked it!

Mariku: Who made up the plot, like there is one, for this story?

Malik: The authoress.

Mariku: Man! She sucks ass!

KBF: Be careful! I can do things to you!

Mariku: Ya, like what?

KBF: -turns him into a girl-

Mariku: You fuckin' bitch! You still don't own me!

KBF: -cries-

Bakura: Grrrr... Mariku...

Mariku: SHHIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Ryou: Um ya, please reviewer like tcha care!

KBF: -sniffs- review...