The Adventures of the Psychos
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Malik's POV
Well, we were at the hospital again. They let Bakura out, but he has to stay in a wheelchair for a little while and avoid a lot of activity. We're at home now, plus the psychiatrist said we can come back in two weeks! We've got two weeks to find a way to die... Joking! Since Bakura came back though, he hasn't been his loud obnoxious self.. Oddly quiet. The yami's are still twelve, kind of a good thing. I think...
Now, Ryou's in the kitchen, like the women he is, and cooking dinner. (a/n: i'm a girl, so i'm not sexist!) Bakura sitting in the wheelchair playing Super Smash Bros with Mariku, and I hereby am... so fuckin' bored it's not funny...
Ryou: Guys! Time to eat!
Huh? Food? Yippee!
Bakura: Cool! Agh! How do you work this damned chair on wheels.
Authoress: Wheelchair.
Bakura: No. No. That's not it!
Oh Ra, he can be such an idiot.. .. .. .. .. AH! TEA!
Tea: Like, hi! I'm glad we're all friends! Friendship is like flowers and stars and love and OOH! Bakura! What happened to you?
Bakura:... -looks around- FUCK OFF BYATCH!
Pharaoh: I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
Malik, Ryou, Mariku, and Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tea: I love you Yugi!
Pharaoh: It's Yami!
Authoress: I'm calling you pharaoh.
Pharaoh: Shut up! And where did you come from?
Authoress: I'm writing this. Bye! -bing!-
Hahahahahaha!
Malik: Haha!
Bakura: Tea! Get off me!
Ok, stupid authoress is gone... OW! Ok, must be nice to her... Ah! Tea! Get the fuck off him!
Malik: Get the fuck off him!
Tea: Friends shouldn't curse at friends- -bing!-
Malik, Mariku, Ryou, Bakura, and Pharaoh: She's gone! YAY!
Pharaoh: Bye! -bing!-
Holy friggin nostril head...
Bakura: Ow! My head...
Something's happening to Bakura... It's like we're seeing him age, the same with Mariku right now too.
Mariku: Ah!
They're back to normal, well, as normal as they can get...
Bakura: My stitches opened up.
Me and Ryou went over to check, and indeed, his stitches had opened up a little, spilling some blood on his stomach. I saw Ryou take out some string and a needle and start fixing the stitches.
Malik: What the hell?
Ryou: Well, we can't neccesarily take him ack to the hospital.
I looked up at Bakura from my bent over position and noticed the grimace on his face.
Malik: You ok?
Bakura: Ya, but that kind of tickles...
Mariku: Hehe, It could be worse.
Bakura: Ya! Bloody, gory battle of wits!
Mariku: Ya!
Malik and Ryou: They're normal... Well, as normal as they can get...
DAK: Hehe! I'm hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I ate sugar!
TNI: My cousin is a psycho... Beware.
DAK: SO ARE YOU!
Bakura: Review with ideas. Pwease? -cute chibi face-
