The Adventures of the Psychos

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Malik's POV

Well, we were at the hospital again. They let Bakura out, but he has to stay in a wheelchair for a little while and avoid a lot of activity. We're at home now, plus the psychiatrist said we can come back in two weeks! We've got two weeks to find a way to die... Joking! Since Bakura came back though, he hasn't been his loud obnoxious self.. Oddly quiet. The yami's are still twelve, kind of a good thing. I think...

Now, Ryou's in the kitchen, like the women he is, and cooking dinner. (a/n: i'm a girl, so i'm not sexist!) Bakura sitting in the wheelchair playing Super Smash Bros with Mariku, and I hereby am... so fuckin' bored it's not funny...

Ryou: Guys! Time to eat!

Huh? Food? Yippee!

Bakura: Cool! Agh! How do you work this damned chair on wheels.

Authoress: Wheelchair.

Bakura: No. No. That's not it!

Oh Ra, he can be such an idiot.. .. .. .. .. AH! TEA!

Tea: Like, hi! I'm glad we're all friends! Friendship is like flowers and stars and love and OOH! Bakura! What happened to you?

Bakura:... -looks around- FUCK OFF BYATCH!

Pharaoh: I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

Malik, Ryou, Mariku, and Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tea: I love you Yugi!

Pharaoh: It's Yami!

Authoress: I'm calling you pharaoh.

Pharaoh: Shut up! And where did you come from?

Authoress: I'm writing this. Bye! -bing!-

Hahahahahaha!

Malik: Haha!

Bakura: Tea! Get off me!

Ok, stupid authoress is gone... OW! Ok, must be nice to her... Ah! Tea! Get the fuck off him!

Malik: Get the fuck off him!

Tea: Friends shouldn't curse at friends- -bing!-

Malik, Mariku, Ryou, Bakura, and Pharaoh: She's gone! YAY!

Pharaoh: Bye! -bing!-

Holy friggin nostril head...

Bakura: Ow! My head...

Something's happening to Bakura... It's like we're seeing him age, the same with Mariku right now too.

Mariku: Ah!

They're back to normal, well, as normal as they can get...

Bakura: My stitches opened up.

Me and Ryou went over to check, and indeed, his stitches had opened up a little, spilling some blood on his stomach. I saw Ryou take out some string and a needle and start fixing the stitches.

Malik: What the hell?

Ryou: Well, we can't neccesarily take him ack to the hospital.

I looked up at Bakura from my bent over position and noticed the grimace on his face.

Malik: You ok?

Bakura: Ya, but that kind of tickles...

Mariku: Hehe, It could be worse.

Bakura: Ya! Bloody, gory battle of wits!

Mariku: Ya!

Malik and Ryou: They're normal... Well, as normal as they can get...

DAK: Hehe! I'm hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I ate sugar!

TNI: My cousin is a psycho... Beware.

DAK: SO ARE YOU!

Bakura: Review with ideas. Pwease? -cute chibi face-